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Episode 4: Scripts? What Are Those?

The camera pans to the studio with repaired windows, a desk, and paperwork. Sakura and Naruto sit behind the desk, and Sasuke sits in the armchair nearby.

"Hello and welcome to Konoha Television!" Sakura exclaims, raising her fist to the camera and flashing her teeth. "Now, you may be wondering why Konoha Television has been canceled for the last few months-"

"It's because we had real missions," Sasuke interjects, glaring at Sakura.

"Yeah! We had better things to do, believe it!" Naruto shouts, popping up from his seat.

"To be honest, we have absolutely nothing scripted for this episode-" Sasuke begins.

Naruto sweated. "Wait, what? We have nothing planned?" he asks, gasping. "Then why do we have papers on our desk?" he shouts, picking up the blank pages that were laid against the desk and throwing them, then proceeding to jump over the desk.

Sakura lunges after him, punching him on the head, creating a dent in the floor below them. "It's for professionalism, you idiot!"

Sasuke sighs in exasperation. "Can you two stop breaking our stuff? We need this. We're going to have to do so much extra work to pay for this place since you all have destroyed every piece of it. Could you maybe stop?"

"See what you did, Naruto? You made Sasuke-kun mad," Sakura pouts, hitting him further and forcing his head below the floor.

A scream is all that can be heard until even that sound was cut off by the sound of a body slamming onto a floor and the sound of an elderly lady screaming.

Sakura grimaces before peering into the gaping hole in the floor. "Um… I'm sorry, Naruto. I didn't mean to shove your head through the floor. I promise!"

"Hn. You say that, but yet you did it," Sasuke retorts, side-eyeing Sakura.

"Shut up!"

"So, is this it? Are we done?" Sasuke questions.

Sakura paces. "No, no. This is way too short. This can't be it. Not yet. How about… I have a wonderful idea! To all of our lovely viewers, please, send in your comments, and we will air them for you on Konoha Television! This is your chance to shine! Send them in quick, and we'll put them in! It's perfect!"

Sasuke sighs. "And if they don't want to? Or what if we don't get any?"

Sakura sweats before returning to her normal, perky self. "Then we'll just make up comments!"

Rolling his eyes, Sasuke says, "Yeah, that'll totally work."

"That's it for today's show, b-"

The door slams open, revealing a torn and tattered Naruto Uzumaki. "Sakura!"

"Bye," Sasuke states, glaring at the two who seemed on the verge of fighting.

The camera remains on Naruto and Sakura as they lunge at each other and fight, only beginning to pan out minutes later when the fight shows no sign of ending.

Please do not actually send in requests to be in the next episode, as it violates guidelines.