"Harry, get James off that broom!"

"Gin, I'm trying to teach him an important skill! He's my son, he'll be a great flyer!"

"I don't remember his father being that great."

"I was great at Quidditch, thanks."

"HA! You weren't even playing half the time, getting yourself in detention and getting lifetime bans."

"So? I was the youngest seeker in a century, and captain to boot. Doesn't that mean anything to you?"

"I had three Quidditch Teams vying for my attention, I win."

"You're such a show-off, Weasley."

"You stick to fighting Voldemort, I'll take care of Quidditch."

"You're funny."