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Episode 5: Hiatus
The camera pans in to show Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke; all three have a look of embarrassment on their faces. A sheet covers the room so that the background looks fake and black.
"So, uh, hello, Konoha," Sakura stammers. "We're back for a whole new adventure."
"We've been utter failures to produce this show," Sasuke explains. "We did try, of course, but things came up-"
Sakura nods in agreement, "Like going to the academy to help teach and missions and other drama-"
"He started it!" Naruto cries. His hand hits the curtain. The curtain falls to reveal the hole in the floor. Papers fly off of the desk and litter the floor.
"Cut!" Tsunade shouts. "This is why we can't film! We will not fix this room until you start following the scripts or we improve our ratings. We can't afford to keep fixing this room because of you three. It costs more money to produce this show than simply letting it happen and film. Cut."
