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Episode 6: Comments and Comets
The camera pans in on the Studio with a gaping hole in the floor. Sakura stands, looking down the hole. Naruto cowers on stage right, shaking. Sasuke sits in the armchair. Papers still scatter the floor, although new papers are positioned on the desk. The walls are still broken.
"Hello, guys, and welcome back to Konoha Television!" Sakura shouts, grinning. "So, we still have a gaping hole in the floor and all, which might be problematic, but it's fine. Today, we're going to-"
"We're going to be interviewing some ninjas in Konoha to see their opinions of the show," Naruto says, cutting Sakura off.
"Idiot! Why'd you interrupt me?"
"You were taking up all of the camera time! I wanted to talk too!"
"You always talk!"
"So do you!"
Sasuke sighs "Could you be quiet so we can introduce our first guest?"
Sakura bolts to Sasuke's side. "Of course, Sasuke-kun! Shut up, Naruto!"
"You shut up!"
"Anyways, our first guest is Team 8," Sasuke begins.
"Meet Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga, and Shino Abarame," Sakura introduces.
"I'm pretty sure they already have met them. I mean, we live in the same village. Does this really count as meeting them anyways?" Naruto ponders.
The door opens, and Kiba, Hinata, and Shino step in. Kiba sits in the chair closest to the camera. Shino and Hinata opt to stand at the edge of the door.
"So, what do you think of our show?" Naruto asks, bouncing around in front of the camera.
"Act professional!" Sakura shouts, pacing to the desk.
"Can we please just get on with this?" Sasuke groans from his chair in the other chair near Team 8.
"U-uh, Naruto, I l-love your show?" Hinata stammers, blushing.
"His show? He can't even go through a single episode without being a total idiot!" Sakura shouts. She slams her fist down on the table.
The table shatters; all eyes fall on Sakura.
"And you can't go an episode without breaking something!" Naruto yells. "We have a gaping hole on the floor because of you!"
"And the wall," Kiba adds. All eyes fall on the still-broken wall.
Sakura groans. "Tsunade is going to kill us."
Everyone nods. Naruto sits on the floor. "We really need to do better than this."
"Shall we continue the show?" Sasuke questions.
"I guess so. This is our mission assignment anyways," Sakura rambles.
Kiba shakes his head. "We'll come back in a little while."
Shino nods. "When you get things straightened out."
"G-goodbye Konoha," Hinata mutters.
The camera fades away from the distraught hosts and guests.