Chapter 2: I Made the Hunters and Dionysus a Fool of Themselves With My NEW RADICAL POWERS!
I'm SOOOOOOOO sorry about the long time wait. I just couldn't fit in any time for Fanfiction. I had too much advanced math and advanced language arts homework, including memorizing the Preamble of the constitution and trying to learn all of the Periodic Table. Ugh, too much work. Anyway, the chapter's title is self-explanatory. Ish. Also, let's just say the god, Dionysus, will lose his sanity with Percy shooting something at his butt? Whoops! Sorry, that was a little spoiler. Anyway, enjoy the story and take that disclaimer and insert it down below the author's note. I'm too lazy-ish. ON WITH THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I don't feel lazy anymore! I do NOT own Percy Jackson and the Olympians. The credit goes to Rick Riordan. If I did own this, I would make Percy and Annabeth together in the first chapter of the Lightning Thief. Or maybe Percy and Thalia... Hard to choose. I like both of those pairings. Any of you know what's the pairing name for Percy and Thalia?
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Ok... Enough with the talking! Time for the STORY!
Sure enough, the wings did change to a watch, but now engraved on it said 'Perseus Jackson' instead of 'Percy Jackosn'. I started glowing a sea green color and a felt a strange sensation run through through my body. Then all of a sudden, my watch burst into dust because I muttered 'wings' in Ancient Greek. The dust circled around my back and formed into the wings. There it was. The nice wings I might have to rely on to help me survive the rest of my life
Boy, was that ever true!
The wings started glowing just like me and the air around me burst into lightning. Just around me. Yes, I also said LIGHTNING! Everybody's head in the pavilion swiveled toward me and stared. I was about to say something, but someone just had to be a daughter of Zeus. Being a daughter of Zeus means you probably would like electricity and all that stuff. And that certain daughter did like lightning, and that certain daughter was Thalia. Yes, I said Thalia. She shot me with lightning, laughing. I got hit, but whoa! No pain! That's badass. Thalia muttered a curse word, also known as COLORFUL words. Ya know, those swear words? All of a sudden, I felt this electrocuting sensation in my back. No, actually, it's NOT my back. It was my wings. Wonderful times, wonderful times. NOT! It hurt like hell. Hey, I may be seeing Hades today.
Oh boy, I hope that was NOT true. I'm too young to die! In a blink of an eye, the sensation was gone. Wow, that was fast! I raised my hand and I felt this tingling sensation. Oh, no, not again! I do NOT like that hurting-like-hell sensation. Bye luck, it wasn't. Lucky me, lucky me! Instead, I said…
" Lightning" I said in Ancient Greek and pointed it at Dionysus. Big mistake because Dionysus was turned around, bored, and I was pointing my finger at his butt. What I also said was lightning. Out came a lightning bolt, to my amazement, and shot Dionysus in the butt. Bad choice to point at. Scratch that. Bad place to point at.
" Who in the name my sanity did that?!" Dionysus yelled. The director traced the campers gazes and where it landed was me. Chiron looked at me up and down. He was REALLY amazed. So was Artemis. Make that, EVERYBODY was amazed.
" Do you have any sanity?" I asked Mr.D. Horrible choice of words. Lots of humor, though. All of a sudden, everybody fell off their dining seats and was rolling on the floor laughing as loud as they can. Grape vines erupted from the marble floor and started to strangle me. Everybody looked wide eyed at me, NOT laughing, and I just concentrated my gaze on it. Focus, focus, I thought. Lightning, I thought. I felt dust right there with a scared looking Dionysus looking at me.
" Don't shoot me," he screamed and started to run around in circles, sucking his thumb. Everybody looked dumbfounded, and started their roars of laughter. On the pavilion's marble floor.
I blinked.
I blinked for a second time.
Dionysus TOTALLY lost his sanity. Should I help? Nah, it's his own problem. Capture the Flag was today, I thought. Wait, CAPTURE THE FLAG WAS TODAY! I WOULD RULE AGAINST THE HUNTERS! GO MY NEW POWER! A little part my brain thought, experiment time! I muttered to myself 'shoot him down with air' in Ancient Greek. A rush of air rushed by and knocked into Dionysus, sending him soaring through the air, crashing his head to a pillar in the process, and fell UNCONSCIOUS. Yes, one of the Olympian god went unconscious. Artemis just stared at Percy. If your getting the thought of Artemis's stare was like the lovey dovey kind, your stupid. No offense, though. You probably already know that Artemis made a vow! Back to reality, Artemis's stare was the kind like oh-my-titans-he-just-made-a-god-go-unconscious. Wait, I think it was saying titans 'cause ya know, it's Hera and Zeus, so it can't be Zeus. Ummm, am I confusing you? 'Cause if you are confused, don't worry. I confused myself, too. Well, maybe for me it's ok because, you know, I'm a seaweed brain. NOT smart and stuff is describing seaweed brain. And ya know what? I might actually escape that nickname 'cause I've been pretty smart lately. Yes, I said smart. NOT stupid. Eh, I'm gonna have to ask Annabeth about that... Might as well just go now.
" Hey Annabeth?" I said while walking toward the Athena table. The Athena table, by far long, had already stopped laughing. They also ruin the fun. Party-poopers. Well, I'll make an exception for Annabeth... somehow... Anyways back to the conversation...
"Percy? Percy?!" Annabeth said, waving a hand in front of my face. " You zoned out. So what were you asking for?"
" Oh, um, well, you know you always call me seaweed brain?" I started.
" Yes..." Annabeth responded while nodding her head slowly. " I call you that because, well, sometimes you're just plain stupid. No offense." I ignored the 'offensive' part.
" well, have you realized that I've been smarter lately? So instead of calling me seaweed brain, call me something else. Something, well, that doesn't make me sound stupid. Seaweed brain makes me sound stupid."
" Well, how about Kelp Face?" Annabeth suggested. Umm, that stills make me sound stupid, was what I was about to say, but instead, Thalia overheard our conversation and said to Annabeth that only she, Thalia, could call him Kelp Face, well, 'cause you know, she made up that nickname for me. In return, I call Thalia Pinecone Face. It annoys her a lot, and she usually shoot lightning at me, or just shocks me, as in, static electricity. By the way, it hurts WAY more than a regular shock. Ya know, her being a daughter of Zeus and all that. All of a sudden, this thought came into my head.
I have lightning powers now. The shocks won't hurt me anymore. I could probably just spray water over her ALL the time now. Evil thoughts, evil thoughts... but not as evil as the evil. Which mean, Kronos. Damn that cursed titan. He's gonna be residing in my body in three months. Horrible thoughts, horrible thoughts... Actually, make that VERY horrible thoughts. Scratch that. VERY EVIL horrible thoughts. Scratch that, again. VERY EVIL HORRIBLE THOUGHTS. Well, good thing is that Luke would be released, right? A little, just a little. I wish it wasn't Luke that betrayed us, well, half betrayed us. Blame that betrayal part on Kronos. Blame ALL bad things on Kronos. Well, I just wish that it was somebody else instead of Luke... Luke was actually a pretty good friend. First person to personally welcome me, hand shakes and introductions and all. Good time, good times... I just want to beat the shit out of Kronos. Then again, I'm gonna have to beat the shit out of me. Well, 'cause Kronos will be inside of me, so I can't just go inside myself and drag him out. It's just plain impossible. But I just have to because Kronos is the threat to the whole world, including the gods. That makes me the biggest threat to the whole world, then making my friends a threat to the whole world, making my friends' friends a threat to the world, making my friends' friends' friends a threat to the world, and so on so forth.
Ok... I think I got off topic... Anyway as I was saying, I could pull all sorts of pranks against Thalia. SHE CAN'T SHOCK ME ANYMORE!!! HAHAHA!!! Umm, scary... I think I forgot about Zeus... Uh oh, he could just disintegrate me with a snap of his fingers... Maybe I should take a longer thought about pulling pranks on Thalia... Things could STILL be pretty life threatening to me.
" Alright campers! Go back to your cabins and prepare for Capture the Flag now!" Chiron said, just loud enough over the laughter.
" But what are the teams?" a camper said.
" You remember the Hunters are here? They will be our opponents and Artemis herself could join. Before you say 'We still are going to lose', don't forget I could also join!" Chiron said. Even though he said that he himself could join, all the campers still moaned except me. And the Athena cabin, too. " And," Chiron began after the other campers stopped moaning, " Percy could still use his full... powers." Everybody's head immediately snapped up, grinning from ear to ear, knowing full well, we actually might win. Might is a PRODIGIOUS clue word. Now, we could finally go prepare for our first win against the Hunter!
***PWNING TIME***
All of us were doing stretches. Well, except me. I was too busy flying around in the air. Some Hunters even shooting arrows at me for fun, which I just shot them with lightning, frying their arrows and their hair. Oh, the fun!
All of a sudden, I remembered something. I was flying with my WINGS! Oh my GODS! This is so AWESOME! In the middle of my awe, the horn sounding the beginning of Capture the Flag. I spiraled down to a landing on the ground, but something AMAZING happened. At that moment, I was thinking that what if the plants around me formed a cushion? Actually, the plants DID form a cushion and I crashed down. WHOA! IT FELT LIKE A PILLOW! AMAZING! Then, I thought of the plants erupting in flames, which was bad because the Demeter kids were staring at me in awe, and it did. Another thought popped into my head. Why wasn't I burning up. Oh, because now I just realized flames and thorns erupted from my now wings that had lightning. Hey, when did that happen? Anyways, I thought of the ground form a barrier around me, which it did. Then, my wings got encrusted with... dirt? But anyway, I somehow got a scrape and I winced at it. That actually hurt a little. Just a little. I imagined that the scrape would heal in a sea green glow, and guess what, IT ACTUALLY DID! I took a glance at my wings and to my amazement, it was glowing a little sea green color. I had this AWESOME idea come into my head.
" Everybody stop!" I yelled. " I'm gonna face the hunters alone. I'm gonna OWN!" I knew exactly how. I'm gonna create dragons using my powers. HUGE dragons. Also creating barriers around the flag. Of course, using every power I know.
" What the fuck are you talking about, Prissy? You're gonna get sent to oblivion in hell!" Clarisse shouted.
" Umm, I think you mean Hades...? Nico corrected. Chiron looked over of what he heard and saw.
" I think we should let Percy do his own thing. He has a surprise for the Hunters," Chiron supplied to my idea. Clarisse huffed and walked away, burning up in rage and anger. At ME. Pretty bad to have a daughter or son of Ares mad at you. More specifically, Clarrise. After all she is a daughter of Ares. And has temperamental problems. A.K.A., anger issues. A HUGE one, too. " Ok now, the Hunters are ready. Percy, are you ready?" Chiron directed the question to me.
" All ready to go!" I said.
" Ok, To your positions, GO!" Chiron boomed. I heard somebody say I was gonna get pwned. Specifically who said that was Clarisse. Surprise, surprise. Not. At. All. I hurriedly set up a water, lightning, fire, plant, thorn, rock, and dirt barrier around the flag. Then, I created the dragons I had planned. Big success. I duplicated each by ten, and I put half on guard for the flag barrier, and the other half to be a distraction, which wasn't really needed. I flew over to the flag, and every camper was staring at me in awe. Including the whole Ares cabin. That was a PRODIGIOUS surprise. I saw Artemis and Thalia come my way. I stomped on the ground around me, sending rocks flying toward the two. Thalia shot lightning at the few rocks and shot some at me. No prevail. I shot some fire at Thalia, which Artemis stopped it. I waved my hand, and water suddenly appeared out of no where. Thalia raised her eyebrows at it, with a little bit of surprise 'cause it just appeared out of thin air. Artemis ignored it, and continued to attack me. I flung the hand I wasn't using to hold the water, which was my right, and drew Riptide. I flipped the cap off, and the cap fell onto the ground, immediately appearing in my pocket.
Ah, so useful. I contained a chuckle as Clarrise fell down from where she was watching. She got up while mumbling some pretty COLORFUL words. She was, to her horror, very surprised. I slashed downward in an arch and let a wave of water erupt from it, without saying anything. Wonderful, that's must be a little taste of what my water powers now. Just plain, actually, it's pretty awesome. I saw Thalia coming from behind. I just realized that the other hunters were trying to defeat the dragons in fruitful attempts, including the barriers. I'm just TOO good for them. Just too good. WAY too good. I shot a bolt of lightning from inside the water, which she negated it with her own bolt own lightning, but I had plans of my own. I shot the water from my left hand at her, using the air around pushing faster and faster, until it splashed on her. I used my air powers to reflect the bolt of lightning back at her, while merging it with mine. The now huge lightning bolt crashed onto her. It electrocuted her somewhat. I think her powers didn't work against electrocution. Hmm, better focus on the fight before me now 'cause Artemis got a slash at me with one of her silver knife. I raised my left hand against it and muttered out the Ancient Greek words for the power to heal myself. The words I said were, ' Heal these cuts on my arm'. Artemis's eyes grew wide in awe, which I used that time to blast her away and I shot myself into the air and put my self in all the powers I know. I spiraled down to the ground, at the barriers around the flag I was supposed to be guarding. I just realized that my flag was at the tip of the boundary line. I must have thought too much of myself. I landed, sending the Hunters around it sprawled on the floor. One of the Hunters shot a fart arrow at me. Might as well do something funny and embarrass the goddess herself. I directed the fart arrow at the dazed Artemis, to my surprise, and it hit her... butt? The campers looked wide eyed at me, and the Stoll brothers whooped.
" The Hunters got PWNED by a single man team. THEY GOT PWNED BY PERCY!!!" both of them yelled into a... bullhorn? Everybody else whooped and came over to congratulate me. Annabeth gave me a hug, and my face turned red. Lucky nobody saw my face because they were too busy whooping in joy. I felt myself being carried around.
" Alright campers, we're taking some party time for our FIRST time winning against the Hunters," Chiron said, smiling a very big smile. Everybody whooped at that, leaving the Hunter in the daze of defeat. To one person. They just got PWNED big time. The rest of the night should be in the record books 'cause it was a HUGE BLOWOUT PARTY!
And I mean the HUGE BLOWOUT PARTY! It was almost as good as the Olympus regular parties, so I'm guessing that a Olympus HUGE BLOWOUT PARTY is infinite times better. Well, I mean like, it's the gods we're talking about. I cant believe I'm going to say this, but I may, just may, be appreciative of being a son of a god. In my way, I'm actually pretty happy being a half blood. That's how I met all my friends. That's how I met... Annabeth.
I'm gonna need to tell a couple people of my plan to destroy Kronos. I have the couple people in mind. Thalia and Nico are the ones I think are gonna be the ones knowing about my plan. After all, they are my cousins.I'm gonna have to keep the plan away from Annabeth, though. Just so you know, I'm not doing this for Luke. I'm doing this for the person I love. And that certain person is...
Annabeth
I love her very much. And I'm willing to sacrifice my life to help her get Luke back. If this is going to make you happy, I WILL do it for you. Even though I will die, I don't care. This is for you Annabeth, and only for you.
***Sometime in the near future chapters***
Boy, how wrong did I ever get? And I thought I would die. WRONG! Because of my powers, I might actually survive. No, might is actually a too small of a word describing what would happen. I WILL survive, no matter what happens, I will survive. Now that, my friends will be the exact way how it happens.
How was that spoiler for you guys? It was awesome wasn't it?! Now that you guys now Percy WILL survive, I have other surprises for you guys. And I have many, just too many. Well, that's what I think. Anyways, how did you like the humor in this chapter? It was pretty funny wasn't it? I hope it was. That little last paragraph was a mix of Percy's POV and my POV. Did you also realize there was a teeny tiny bit of Percabeth in there? It was awesome. Heres what Percy has to say right nor though.
Percy: I LOVE ANNABETH!
Linus: Not that you dumbass. The other one
Percy: You mean like, R&R stuff?
Linus: Ya, close enough. You know theres more though
Percy: Yes, I know, I know
Linus, WTF? THEN SAY IT!
Percy: Please review this chapter and give the other ideas for the next chapter. If you review, you might actually see me alive, despite what the author said
Linus: He might live depending on your reviews. It's up to you. AND APRIL FOOLS DAY IS OVER!
Percy: Sadly, it is. I actually thought the author would yell out 'APRIL FOOLS!'
Linus: Anywho, you heard what Percy and I said. He might live, depending on your reviews.
Jack1141: Thanks for the review! I would NEVER, EVER let the main character die, but keep reviewing to make sure Percy will LIVE!
Oh ya, this is like about 3,800 words long including the author's notes. LONGEST CHAPTER YET! BOO YA! IT'S SO AWESOME!!!
Has any of you figured out how to put Ancient Greek words on here? cause I havn't. PLEASE HELP ME! PRETTY PLEASE!