"Zzzzzz...mmm...Pittoo...zzzzz..."
The stars shone in the clear night through the window. Pittoo however, was stuck inside under the arm of a sleeping Pit. All evening Dark Pit had been subjected to watching whatever Pit wanted. Now was his chance. Pittoo carefully slipped under and out Pit's right arm. He turned the lights off before leaving. The palace's interior's only source of light was through the big windows that lined the hall, turning it into a starlit tunnel. Dark Pit softly speed walked to his room and went to bed.
Dark Pit was in the north hall, mulling over how Pit would react to his escape. Pit could very easily restrain him again and force him to do something else. Peeking into the kitchen, he only saw Palutena and three fried eggs.
"Palutena?"
"There you are. I starting to wonder if I needed to come get you."
"What time is it?"
"Ten o clock."
Pittoo sat and gulped down breakfast.
"Thanks Palutena."
"No problem."
While Pittoo was getting ready, he decided he would need to protect himself against Pit, who was nowhere to be found. If Pit needed time to prepare something, Dark Pit was in trouble unless he protected himself. Once he was fully dressed, Pittoo went to search around for things he could use. In his room he found: a spiked collar for protection, two pillows for defense, an IPad for info, and a brush. In the bathroom he found a couple empty toilet paper rolls that, with some tape, were made into a sword. For the base, he decided that the north hall (the one that led to his room) was too obvious. Instead, the main hall would work. Everything was set. Until Pittoo realized his IPad was low on charge. Quickly, he ran through the halls to his room. He jammed the charger into his IPad. The north hall was not safe, since Pit would check here first.
*tap*
What was that?
*tap*
Someone was walking down the hall.
*tap*
It was too slow to be Palutena.
"AAAAAAAH-! "
A scream pierced the air.
...*tap*
The footsteps got louder, and Pittoo's breathing got slower. Then the sound got quieter. Carefully, Dark went to the door. Looking to his right, he saw Pit walking away. His gray and dirtied wings were being dragged along as he shambled out of the hall. That wasn't like Pit. Once the coast was clear, he saw pieces of broken red glass and a white scarf on the ground. At that moment Dark Pit remembered that he had been working on a powerful pair of orbiters.
The main hall was called the main hall for a reason. Sun filtered through the stained glass and blue crystals. At noon, it's almost like heaven itself. It is also huge. Dark Pit could possibly fly around in there. The black angel walked into the light.
"Remember, only come out when I say, okay?"
He got a collective nod from behind.
*tap*
"Get ready." He whispered.
*tap*
*tap*
It was right in front of him, wings knotted with dirt. "...hi, again." Dark said. It did not respond. "Not much of a talker, are we? That's ok, I didn't expect you to respond either. I know what you are. So I'll tell you what I came to tell you; if you proceed, you will not get to Palutena." It took a step forward. "Hey, let me finish. What I'm saying is if you get any closer...
You will not like what happens next."
*tap*
"Alright then. Sorry Palutena. Looks like you're back to one."
Two slightly bigger than normal Fairy Orbiters few out from behind Dark Pit.
"Don't say I didn't warn you...
Palutena happily sat in the library, reading on old book on alchemy. The only thing that distracted her was a blue and purple blur. Confused, she looked up from her book and saw two slightly larger than normal Fairy Orbs desperately tugging at her dress. Palutena followed them around the palace into the main hall, where she could hear...shouting?
"Pittoo, you weren't supposed to knock me off my feet!"
"Why wouldn't I?"
"If you let the battle draw out, it would've been more epic!"
"I think blasting a Chaos Kin to bits is pretty epic."
"Boys? What's going on?"
"Hey Lady Palutena! We were just roleplaying!"
"...roleplaying?"
"Yeah, Pittoo was about to have an epic, long battle. Until..."
"You wanted me to be in character!" Dark Pit scowled.
"Maybe it's a good thing it was short. Your Fairies were worried about you." Palutena cut in.
"Really?" Pit walked over. "Aw, sorry guys."
"Are we going to do this or not?" Pittoo asked.
"Oh yeah! Ahem. If you want your brother back, come and get him! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Pit ran away laughing like a little kid. Palutena made her way back to the library with the Fairy Orbiters following close behind. And Dark Pit just sighed. Pit could not do an evil laugh to save his life. Not even when he was dragged to the couch. Wait. Pittoo's eyes widened in realization and horror. Pit had just gotten him to 'roleplay' with him with no complaints whatsoever.
"PITSTAAAAAAAAAAIN!"