Hello again and welcome back to…drum roll please…
Eevee: We don't have a drum here.
Prism: We have another chapter of my life! Yay!
Um…that's my-
Eevee: Good thing the author here types quickly.
Okay, seri-
Prism: She already have several chapters done in her laptop!
You really didn't need to-
Eevee: We hope you enjoy this chapter!
Could you guys stop interru-
Prism: Disclaimer, Pokémon isn't Ani's!
Could I at least ta-
Eevee and Prism: Bye! ^^
He-
Prism walked in with Eevee by her side to the school. It was located at Pallet Town. "Hello. How may I help you?" the woman at the front desk said. "Yes. I would like to apply for this school please." Prism said. Eevee was busy watching in awe of how big the school is and how nice it looks. "Yes. Please wait a moment…"
You know, they say that but it's never true.
Prism: They probably say that so the other person won't feel like it's taking long
Right…
"I contacted the principal. You need to fill out this form." The woman said and placed a pen and paper on the top of the desk. Prism filled it out. The woman took the form back and worked on the computer. I assume that your Eevee is going to be your Pokémon?"
"Yes."
"Okay…now, you need to take entrance exam. It will be about Pokémon and academics, okay?"
"Yes."
"Just go to the room on your left and wait for a teacher to give you a test."
"Okay."
Eevee and Prism walked towards the said room and opened the door. It was a small classroom, with only 15 desks and chairs in three rows. There was no teacher desk, but there's a clock at the front and a blackboard.
"Wow…" Eevee said.
"Act like a normal Eevee, okay?"
"Fine…but no one's here."
"Now there is."
A woman in a kimono came in. "Hi, I'm Erica." She said politely. Prism stared dumbfounded. "I never knew you teach…academics…" Prism said bluntly. Erica chuckled slightly. "Well…in this school…most gym leaders and professors work and teach here.
Eevee just stared. "Oh! Hello there, little one." Erica knelt down Japanese style in front of Eevee and patted it gently on the head. "Aren't you healthy."
"You teach health?"
"No, I teach biology."
Should have known.
"Now…" Erica stood up and handed some papers out of nowhere.
Prism: That's scientifically impossible
Well…this is the Pokémon world
"Here's your test papers. Please be seated in one of those desks."
Prism sat at one of the desks and just sat there for two minutes.
"Is there something wrong?"
"Yes…"
"What is it?"
"Where's the pencil?"
You could have…raised your hand?
Prism: I could…but I didn't feel like it!
So you're trying to make things harder?
Prism: I thought you wanted things to be funny!
"Oh! Right, I forgot." Erica handed Prism a pencil.
"Thanks." Prism got to work.
After one or two minutes, Prism handed the test to Erica. Erica looked at Prism with surprised. "That's was quick."
Prism shrugged.
"Well, just wait a minute while we grade these." Erica said and left the house. Eevee, who was curled up next to the doorway, sat up and stretched.
"Why are you stretching like that?"
"Other Pokémon does it too. Like vulpix and the others."
"Oh yeah…"
"Hmph."
"I'm back." Erica said. "Here, you passed a perfect score."
"Thanks."
"By the way," Erica cocked her head as in thinking. "Were you talking to someone else? I could have sworn I heard another voice."
"Oh!" Prism sweatdropped. "Uh…nope! Must be your imagination!" she fake smiled.
"Oh…well…you can start on Monday." Erica said. She handed Prism a schedule. "Here's your classes."
Prism bowed and left with Eevee walking on her right. "That was close." Prism muttered.
Outside
When they were outside, Prism asked, "So, what are we going to do now?"
Eevee did some thought. "How about…we do some shopping! Just get some food and helmets."
"Helmets?"
"You never know when they come."
"Who's they?"
"The dex holders."
"Uh huh…"
Meanwhile…
"Hey Leafeon, have you seen Flareon?" Vaporeon called out to the Verdant Pokémon who was watering the plants at the garden.
"Flareon? No, I don't think so." Leafeon answered.
"Hmm…okay. Thanks." Vaporeon said and went inside the house. "Hey Sylv, have you seen Flareon?"
"No, I was in the kitchen all day." Sylveon replied. "Why?"
"…nothing…" Vaporeon left the kitchen. I hope.
"Hey Vapor, what's up?" Jolteon greeted. Vaporeon looked up. "The ceiling." Vaporeon looked back to Jolteon. "Although, I'm looking for a certain flame head."
"Flareon?" Jolteon cocked his head a little. "Isn't she with Glaceon and Umbreon?"
"I don't know. Where are they?"
"I think in Umbreon's room."
Vaporeon scrunched her nose. "Isn't Umbreon's room…dark?"
"You forgot the fact that Umbreon's rings glow in the dark."
"Yeah yeah, a living night light. Why are they in there?"
Jolteon shrugged. "Beats me. Something about…cleaning? Or was it lighting?"
"…I vote for lighting. See ya." Vaporeon ran up the stairs and went to Umbreon's room.
Vaporeon opened the door a little so there is just enough room for her to get in. "Umbreon? Glaceon? Flareon?" Vaporeon called out. Nothing. It was pitch black. Can't Umbreon at least have a window? I can't even see my own paws!
"Oh, hi Vaporeon." Said a voice on her left. Vaporeon turned her head. She saw glowing rings and a pair of red eyes staring at her. "Ah!" Vaporeon jumped a little. "You startled me!"
"Hey, get used to it in my room."
"Too bad I don't come here often."
"True. What are you doing here anyway?"
"Um…just looking for Flareon. Where is she?"
"She's with Glaceon. They said something about visiting Espeon."
Vaporeon frowned. "Can't she stay still?"
Umbreon shrugged, though Vaporeon couldn't tell exactly. "I did smell something spicy, I thought it was Glaceon. She did say that she picked tomato berries for Sylveon."
Vaporeon twitched. "Okay…see ya!"
Vaporeon went out and walked towards Espeon's room. Vaporeon used her tail to knock on the door. Espeon doesn't like people or Pokemon to just 'waltz' in without permission. Seriously, didn't she ever heard of 'lock the door'?
Espeon: For your information, I have
Then…
Espeon: I don't want to touch such filthy thing.
It's attached to your own bedroom door!
Espeon: So?"
You just love making no sense, do you? You can use psyhic you know
Espeon: And?
Nevermind…
"Come in." Espeon said from behind the door. Vaporeon went in. "Paws." Espeon said, sitting on a plush pillow. Vaporeon sighed as she scraped imaginary dirt off her paws on the rug. Espeon never greets anyone normally. Paws or Feet is what she always say, indicating to wipe your feet or paws on the red mat at the doorway. Normally, it's supposed to be during the front door downstairs.
Then again, this is not an average household.
After Vaporeon finished wiping, she stepped in. The walls were pink and a slightly darker pink carpet as the floor. There was a Pokemon sized canopy bed with pink curtains and red blankets/mattresses. There was an antique closet on the right and a golden mirror on the left. There was pillows here and there in many shades of pink and red and purple. Every furniture and whatnot was decorated with some jewels.
Espeon has a knack for sniffing out jewels. But she always use it as decorations instead of money…
"Where's Flareon?" Vaporeon asked. "Oh, you just missed her. She went down the hall." Espeon said. Vaporeon groaned. "Again?" she murmured. Espeon cocked her head. "Is something wrong?" she asked. Vaporeon shook her head. "No, not really. It's just-"
"Hype Alert! HYPE ALERT!" a voice screamed from outside the hallway.
"That. Explains the answer." Vaporeon said. Vaporeon opened the door with Espeon trailing behind her (making sure to not get dust). Almost as soon as she opened the door, a blur of yellow and red zoomed past, making Vaporeon leaned a little to the right. And Vaporeon sniffed something else.
Fire.
Oh great.
Then Glaceon came, panting after but stopped at Espeon's room entrance. "Okay…who…gave her…tomato berries?" Glaceon said between pants. "Um…I did I gave Flareon a bag of berries on the counter…but I didn't know it was tamato berries!" Vaporeon said quickly.
Glaceon glared at Vaporeon. "Sure…ever looked inside?"
"Um…no…"
"Uh…this is a 'nice' reunion and all but…" Espeon interrupted. "We kinda have a hyperactive fire Pokémon on a loose."
"You're right, run!" Glaceon said and the trio ran off. "So…how many berries were there?"
"Um…*gulp*…50?"
Glaceon stopped running. "Excuse me?! 50?!" Glaceon screeched. "Record." Espeon commented. "RECORD?! 50 BERRIES IS GOING TO BE PUTTING THE WHOLE FOREST IN DANGER YOU DIMWIT!"
Vaporeon flinched at the yelling. "Okay! Okay! Kill me later, why don't you! We have a Flareon to catch!"
Then a scream was to be heard. "That…sounds like Umbreon." Espeon said. Umbreon suddenly ran up to the trio. "Why was there a drunk, rampaging, Hype Mode Flareon?" he demanded.
Glaceon glared at Vaporeon while Espeon looked around to be on the lookout. "hehe…my fault. I think she ate…50 tamato berries."
Umbreon looked at them wide eyed. "I'm sorry for asking then. So…what are we going to do?" Umbreon asked. "Isn't it obvious? Get her!" Glareon commanded.
Easier said than done.
Glaceon: And whose fault was that? *glares*
Vaporeon: I said I was sorry!
The group ran off, following the trail of tomato berries and burning fire (Flareon tends to smoke herself when in Hype Mode)
When they reached downstairs, the kitchen was in shambles. Veggies littered the floor, pizza sauce was splotches on the wall, utensils were here and there and one spoon was stuck in the sink hole. The refrigator was raided with everything in a mess and soup spilled on the floor while Sylveon was trying to stop the broken water pipe from spewing out more water.
"What…happen?" Espeon said, looking around disgustingly and tempted to go out without touching soup and foods. "A blur suddenly came here and made everything a wreck in 10 seconds." Sylveon replied through the water. Suddenly, Jolteon came to the kitchen. He looked surprised at the scene before him. "Whoa…let me guess…Flareon?"
"Flareon?" Sylveon looked worried. "Is she in Hype Mode?"
"Bingo!" Espeon cheered. Glaceon glanced at Vaporeon, but didn't say anything. "What brings you here?" Umbreon said. "Um…Flareon suddenly zoomed by and…well…trashed the living room." Jolteon shifted his paws and looked down. "Why do you feel guilty? It's Vaporeon that should be!" Glaceon snapped. Jolteon flinched and looked at eye level. "Why are you so…snappy?"
"Because Flareon ate not just 5, not 10, not 15, but 50tomato berries!"
Collective gasp.
Vaporeon hung her head in shame.
Wow…you're toast
Diamond: I like toast! Especially with butter and honey on top
Right…just don't drool over me, okay?
"Wait…" Umbreon looked around. "Aren't we missing somepokemon?"
Everyone started looking around. "Ah!" everyone said at the same time. "LEAFEON!"
"KYAAA!"
"That's Leafeon! In the garden!" Sylveon said. "Oh no…you don't think." Vaporeon said with a dreaded face.
"FLLLLAAAAARRRRREEEEEOOOOONNNNN!"
Everyone started scrambling to the doorway, getting a little stuck in the process but manage to get to the garden. "Leafeon! What-" Glaceon started. "DUCK!" Vaporeon yelled and everyone dodged just in time from a solar beam. Leafeon was in pure anger, mainly because a certain Pokémon turned the once beautiful garden to a pile of charcoal.
"My….garden….Flareon…THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!" Leafeon growled and start shooting random solar beams out of nowhere. Everyone started dodging as much as possible. Who knew a Pokémon can use solar beam every one second?
Where is that Flareon anyway? Thought Vaporeon.
Just then, a big fuzz of red and yellow zoomed everywhere, like a bouncing ball. Flareon had her eyes closed in a straight line with pink oval cheeks and a cat mouth. She was randomly throwing flamethrowers everywhere, occasionally hitting a solar beam to cause an explosion. Vaporeon tried to use hydro pump to cancel out the flamethrower but then it seems like Flareon learned overheat because the hydro pump became steam before it even reach a half a foot from the flames.
"Now what?!" Jolteon said as he jumped from the solar beam and lowered his head at the same time to dodge a flamethrower. "I don't know. Tie her?" Espeon said, going behind Umbreon because he thankfully knows how to use Protect. Jolteon tried to use thunderbolt but Flareon used Protect. Glaceon rolled her eyes. "Grreeeaattt…Flareon knows how to use Protect also…" Glaceon whipped to Vaporeon. "Do something!"
"I'll love to but my water got evaporated before it even touches the fire!"
"Well try harder! It's HYDRO PUMP for Mew's sake!"
"I'll like to see you try putting out the fire. Ice is really water is solidified form."
"You forgot the fact that ice is weaker than fire."
"Quit arguing and get Flareon in control!" Umbreon said.
"Leafeon too while you're at it." Espeon added.
Glaceon and Vaporeon had a tick mark on their head and glared at Umbreon and Espeon.
"OH YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE DOING NOTHING BUT JUST SITTING THERE USING PROTECT! YOU DO SOMETHING! OR AT LEAST PROTECT US!"
Umbreon and Espeon sweatdropped.
Later with Prism
"So we have 15 helmets, one package of noodles, sixty five slices of cheese (Though I have no idea why) and a bottle of whip cream, one dozen eggs, and some other toppings. Oh and flour." Prism listed while checking to see if everything's in the shopping bags. Eevee was holding one bag of ham on her head. Prism looked at Eevee. "You know, I wonder if…I wonder if…I wonder if…"
"I wonder if? Stop talking like a broken record."
"Where did we get the ham from?"
"The Market."
"No…I mean the meat."
"The butcher?"
"From?"
"I dunno…a butcher farm?"
"No! I mean the meat!"
"I said the butcher!"
"Let me put it bluntly, ARE WE EATING SOME POKEMON?"
Eevee stared at me. "I thought you had a smart brain."
"Just. ANSWER."
"Um…eating Pokémon is illegal so…no."
"Then where did the meat come from?"
"I thought I told you. The butcher!"
"And I thought I told you! That's not what I meant!"
"Why didn't you just say so?"
Prism mentally face palmed because she can't do it physically with her hands full of shopping bags.
"Well? What's the answer?"
"Um…how about you ask the people working at the market?"
"I did. They ignored the question."
Eevee: Hey! Mr. What's your name? Where did the meat come from?
The name's Ani! And it's a girl's name. Anyway, I have no idea!
Eevee shrugged while balancing the ham. "Just know that it's not Pokemon."
Prism sweatdropped. "Maybe the others know?"
"Yeah…maybe…"
"Wait. What about the eggs?"
"….same answer."
Prism slouched. "Boy, after this conversation, I may never see meat the same way ever again."
"Well…we're back at the hou-whoa." Eevee and Prism stared at the garden. "What happened to the flowers and vegetables?"
"Obviously, someone decided to trade it for charcoal."
"Leafeon will never do that!" Prism said. "Let's go inside." Eevee said. Prism nodded and opened the door. The living room was also messy and everything's knock over. A drunk Flareon was dozing happily on the ripped couch, oblivious to a flaming Leafeon. She was pretty much bursting into a flame with flames in her eyes. She crouched in a hunting position as if to pounce on Flareon any second. The rest was either laying or fainted from exhaustion.
"Uh…" Prism said.
"Mind telling me what happen?" Eevee asked. Umbreon just glanced at Leafeon and Flareon and sighed. Prism sweatdropped. Glaceon glared at Vaporeon. "IT'S HER FAULT!" she spat. Vaporeon just groaned. "Sorry." She whimpered. Leafeon start pawing on the ground. Prism suddenly popped out with a news reporter cosplay.
"This is Prism Aikita speaking. We have just made a new founding!" she said in a news reporter tone. "It seems that Leafeon can evolve to a fire and grass type pokemon! All you have to do is add a drunk Flareon!"
Glaceon popped up with a giant size head with a tick mark. "Prism! QUIT PLAYING AROUND!" she yelled as Prism waved her hands up in mocking scared with her news reporter cosplay flying out.
Don't worry, she still has her old clothes underneath.
"Is Aikita even a real name?" Eevee asked. "Nope! I just made it up just now!" Prism made a victory sign with both of her hands. Glaceon twitched, still having a tick mark. The whole place shook when Glaceon said, "QUIT PLAYING AROUND!"
Anger issues. :3
Glaceon: What's with the kitty cat face?
(-w-)
Glaceon: ANI! YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
Who says I was?
After a while
Leafeon was outside doing the gardening (she got calmer after someone said that the cinders are good fertilizer), Sylveon was cleaning the kitchen while Glaceon, Umbreon, Prism, Eevee, and Jolteon did the living room and other knocked down things. Espeon…you already know. Though she claims to be helping by not getting in the way.
"So what you're saying is that Flareon turned Hype Mode and turned Leafeon's treasure to a pile of cinders." Eevee said as she started (more like trying) to lift up the couch to standing position. Jolteon nodded. "50 berries." He replied. Eevee almost fell with the couch on top of her but luckily, Jolteon helped.
"50 berries?! Why isn't the forest on fire yet?" Eevee asked. "You act like you want the forest to catch on fire." Espeon murmured, careful to not get in anybody's way of fixing stuff. Unfortunately, she's not helping either.
Prism was pushing the cabinet along the ground to the wall, making a loud racket. "Um…it might be best to try another way. You're going to break the floor at that rate." Sylveon suggested. Prism stopped and panted. "Okay, who putted weights in this thing?" Prism panted.
"I'm done fixing the kitchen." Sylveon said as she enter the living room. "But we need to stock up our supplies." She helped Eevee and Jolteon with the couch and table. Glaceon glanced at Espeon as she fixed the doorway. "You can use psychic can't you? Just use it to move things. Don't just stand there!"
Espeon thought for a moment, then said, "No thank you. I really don't want dust on me. Or ashes."
Glaceon sweatdropped. "That's the point in using psychic." She said. Vaporeon was carrying a cart, picking up broken pieces of vase and glass and other stuff. "Where's Flareon?" she asked. "In her room." Sylveon answered. "So…does this mean I have to pick berries and veggies again?" Prism whined as she did the final shove to place the cabinet. "Well…yeah…just a little more than usual. Our storage was unharmed." Vaporeon said.
"Praise Sylveon for thinking up a storage! Unlike our leader!" Umbreon said. "Hey!" Eevee said. "Yeah, Eevee, you should really give up the title." Jolteon teased. "It wasn't even a real title!"
"It is too!" Espeon said.
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"TOO!"
"NOT!"
"TOO!"
"NOT!"
"I'm amazed Sylveon didn't hear from the garden." Prism whispered to Glaceon. "Yeah…good thing she left before this little conversation."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"But why didn't she burned down the forest?" Prism wondered out loud. "Maybe Arceus decided to be pitiful." Glaceon said. "I thought it was because of Leafeon." Umbreon said. "It is?" Prism asked.
Umbreon shrugged.
"Oh yeah! Did you get in?" Jolteon asked. "I'll like to know too!" Vaporeon said. Everyone including Flareon must have magically heard this part because every single Pokemon gathered around Eevee and Prism. "Yeah! Did she? Huh? Did she?" everyone started asking. Even Espeon. Oh, but Sylveon just stood outside, cocking her head curiously.
Yeah…Sylveon is sooo much better than Eevee
Eevee: I heard that.
Oh…did you?
Eevee: You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
Really now? I never knew you had it in you
"Uh…yes?" Prism answered. "Welcome back to reality Flareon!" Eevee greeted. Everyone cheered. Prism sweatdropped.
Flareon looked around. "Whoa. What happened here? And why does the couch looked like somebody's scratching post?" Flareon asked. Everyone anime fell. "I completely forgotten that Flareon always have memory loss after her little Hype Mode eras." Umbreon said. Eevee sighed.
Flareon blinked. "What?" she said.
Eevee: …Oh yeah, Black and White are coming next chapter! By that I mean during these Before and After moments, if you know what I mean.
You mean the bold parts?
Eevee: Yeah, what she said.
Well…review and have fun with whatever you're doing after this. Oh, and someone tape Eevee and Prism next time they come here. I don't like being interrupted.
Eevee: He-
See ya people!
P.S. It might be a bit late and all...but thank you to those who reveiwed. I knew I forgot something!