Welcome back...White...Black...
White: Hi! Glad to be back! How's the previous chapter?
...where's Black?
Black: IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!
*flinches* nevermind...
Nothing good's happening…so…let's skip to after school…the next day…
Prism was walking to her cottage when a certain girl with brown hair ran up to Prism and Eevee. "Hey Prism! What's up!" Blue said. "Uh…" Prism heard Pidgey flying. "The Pidgey!" Prism answered cheerfully!
Eevee growled. "So…"
"So?"
"Do you remember yesterday?"
"…yeah…"
"Great! I'll get the others! Meet you at your house!" Blue ran off. When she's out of earshot, Eevee turned to Prism. "I suggest we burn down the old cottage and move to Unova." Eevee said. Prism sweatdropped. "I don't know if we should do that…Leafeon probably freak…"
They reached to the cottage and opened the door. "DUCK!" yelled Jolteon yelled. Prism and Eevee ducked a flying table (Table?! What kind of Eeveelution can carry that thing?!). "What happened?" Prism asked, crawling through the door with Eevee. "Umbreon…and Espeon…" Glaceon said without looking away from the flying furniture.
"And we just finished fixing the house…" Flareon complained as she jumped over a lamp.
Okay…why a lamp?
Flareon: Who do you think I am? Arceus?
Umbreon and Espeon was tackling each other in a huge ball of dust and is throwing (using Psyhic, Shadow ball, etc.) stuff around. Leafeon and Sylveon is out to put a post on the road. Glaceon hid under the coffee table to avoid most attacks and stuff. Prism covered her head with her hands and ducked as a clever flew overhead. "What happened exactly?" Eevee asked as she nearly dodged a shadow ball.
"Something about a design? Or was it Umbreon's room? I don't know but it was a stupid argument." Vaporeon said as she used hydro pump on a burning couch.
White: Okay…how do you burn a couch without fire?
Well…*reads note* If you add a super fast swift and a shadow ball together…you have…a will o wisp?
White: A what now?
Basically, you have fire -_-'
"AAAAHHHH! The garden's on fire! THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!" Jolteon screamed. Vaporeon quickly leaped (and avoided a butter knife) out the door and put the fire out. Luckily…the garden's safe…with a few scorched places…
Leafeon is sooo gonna kill us… Vaporeon shuddered at the thought.
"Watch out for the flying set of knives!" Glaceon said as Jolteon had to dodge 10 butter knives, 13 clevers, 20 bread knives, 12 paring knives, 25 chef's knives, 32 boning knives, 14 santoku, and 10 steak knives.
Correction, add etc. on that list.
Poor Jolteon didn't stand a chance and got pinned on the wall by the storm of sharp knives.
You really shouldn't have knives at home…
White: Why would you have that many knives of the same kind?
Glaceon put an ice barrier around the coffee table she was under on. Just in time too because a cabinet was about to flatten the coffee table…
Don't ask…
"Well…at least…" Prism started before she dodged a dictionary, a book on Pokemon history, a pokedex book, and a HUGE encyclopedia. "Hey! That was a limited edition encyclopedia!" Prism yelled.
Jolteon sweatdropped from his wall view. Is it really that important?
Now…let's visit the dex holders…
"Why do we need to go to Prism's place again?" Emerald asked. "Don't you want to see the talking Pokémon again?" Blue said. Emerald shrugged. "I dunno."
"Eew…why would anyone want to live in a forest? It's so…icky…" Ruby complained. "Oh, shut up Prissy Boy!" Sapphire yelled. Yellow was just looking down in shame…
She does live in the middle of the Viridian Forest anyway…
Red sensed this and patted her shoulder comfortingly. Yellow blushed at this and looked at Red thankfully, still red in the face. Red smiled, completely oblivious.
Blue saw the whole thing and smirked. Green sighed and muttered, "Pesky woman."
Silver glared. Crystal was lecturing Gold about school work…
They stopped when they saw Sylveon and Leafeon setting up a post sign on the road. Sylveon noticed them and waved with her ribbon feelers. "Hello again." Sylveon greeted. Leafeon noticed them also. "Oh! Hi."
"Hi!" Blue greeted. Everyone else greeted in unison. Diamond pointed at the sign while munching on a rice ball. "Why did you post a sign on the road?" Diamond asked. "Dia-no Diamond…DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!" Pearl yelled.
Sheesh…and I thought Black was loud…
White: *sweatdropped*
Black: I'M GONNA WIN THE POKELEAGUE!
Everyone sweatdropped at the comment. "Well…to answer the question…I'm sorry…but we can't let you go to the cottage…yet…" Sylveon said. "Eh?! Why?! Prism promised!" Blue wailed. "Well…sure you can come…" Leafeon said. Blue cheered. "Leafeon…" Sylveon started.
"As long as you have great athletic skills, fast reflexes, able to dodge furniture, knives, swift, shadow balls, *glances at Ruby* don't care about food possibly getting to your clothes, AND are able to ignore the flying random stuff and maybe burning stuff, you are more than welcome to visit." Leafeon said this really quickly and took a deep breath.
It took a while to process this information. Ruby paled and tried to run away but Sapphire caught him on the shirt. "Ya ain't goin' anywhere."
Platinum frowned. "Maybe we should-"
"Then let's get going! We can handle it!" Blue piped. And grabbed everyone and ran towards the cottage.
Leafeon and Sylveon followed them.
Ruby was complaining the whole way…
Back to the Cottage! :3
The fight continues!
White: Wait…that's it?!
Course not! Onwards! *points forwards*
White: Why are you acting like a captain?
*shrugs* I have some issues…
Food was splattered on the wall like someone threw paint balls.
Jolteon is still pinned.
Glaceon's ice shield is starting to crack.
Prism and Eevee are hiding behind a couch.
Vaporeon is putting out various fires.
Flareon is still busy dodging.
Then the door opened. "DUCK!" Everyone except Umbreon and Espeon instinctively yelled. They heard whoosh as a plate of curry (Prism was complaining about it being her fav. Leftover dish) came sailing out the door and landed on someone…
"AAAHH! Get it off! Get if off! Eew!" a voice yelled, frantically trying (and failing) to get the stuff off. "This is going to leave a stain!" he (as in Ruby) wailed. "Suck it up will ya!" Sapphire yelled in Ruby's ear.
"I knew we shouldn't come here!" Gold said as another clever almost hit his head. "Then why didn't you say anything?!" Crystal yelled back as she soccer kicked a soccer ball across the room.
And landed on Jolteon's face. "HEY!" Jolteon yelled with a tick mark on his head and his face red from the ball. "Sorry!" Crystal apologized as she ducked from a cherry pie.
It landed on Gold's hat.
"Oh come on! I just got it!" Gold complained and got shushed by another pie on his face. Gold licked his mouth and tasted some pie. "Hey…this is actually good…ow!" Gold got hit by a chair on the head and got knocked out.
Everyone else was doing A ok on the dodging.
With an exception for Ruby.
He kept being the target for pies, cakes, cupcakes, pastry puffs, bread, ice cream, and other foods that can stain clothes.
Ruby: WHY ME!?
*shrugs* What can I say? You're cursed.
Ruby: What you can say is not say anything at all!
Then another encyclopedia hitted Ruby on the head and he was out. "That was my Christmas Special Limited Edition PokeSpecial Pocket Pokemon Data Encyclopedia Delta!" Prism said.
White: Amazing she remembered that
Believe it or not, that's actually the title. It's on the cover
Well…I think you readers at least understand the pressure, so I'm gonna skip it till after!
After the fight, everyone managed to put things back in place (with a few messy stuff) and slouched down in the living room's couch. Ruby was with Vaporeon to try to get the stains off. Well…it's still showing the stains…
Leafeon poured tea for everyone. "I never knew you had to deal with it every day…" Yellow said. "That's exactly why we are picky with our furniture! And why we bought enough helmets for all of you." Espeon said. "Why didn't you give it to us?" Gold asked angrily. "You seriously think we have the time?" Flareon retorted.
"Why don't you just put the helmets outside the door?" Red suggested. Prism thought for a while. "Yeah…we'll do just that when we have the time…"
"I'm surprised that this place didn't burn down yet." Blue said. Silver slightly nodded in agreement. "Well…the truth is…sometimes…the furniture is all broken and the garden is burned down and the house is in shambles…but Celebi comes along and help us multiple times!" Umbreon said.
"Celebi comes here?" Crystal said. Eevee nodded. "From time to time. Celebi knows about our…arguments…"
Vaporeon brightened. "One time Arceus came to fix the forest and the next town after! And a city!" she said, acting like it was the best thing in the world. The dex holders sweatdropped and in dread…
If Arceus himself came…the 'arguments' must be real scary…
"That explains the news about the city and the town being in rubble out of nowhere…" Platinum said slowly. "But it's cool that Arceus came…I think…" Emerald said. Diamond gulped, suddenly thinking the rice ball wasn't delicious anymore…
White: OMG…I'm scared…
It was only one time…
White: At least I know the reason. The people didn't know why…
I guess you really shouldn't judge a book by its cover! :)
White: Why are you so happy about it?!
"At least no one was hurt." Green said.
"Espeon, are you going to help us with the couch again?" Umbreon asked.
Prism and Eevee widened their eyes and gasped. "OH MY GOD! ESPEON HELPED!" they yelled in disbelief.
Espeon narrowed her eyes with a small tick mark on her forehead. "Yes…got a problem?"
"OF COURSE WE GOT A PROBLEM!?" Prism and Eevee replied.
The tick mark on Espeon's head got larger. "HEY! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SO BLUNT ABOUT IT!"
Glaceon quickly gave the dex holders helmets, who just stood there in confusion. Espeon started using swift again. Then Espeon started breathing fire.
White: Espeon can use…flamethrower?!
Temporarily…yeah..
Black: AWESOME!
OWWWW!
Some Pokemon's POV outside the house
The cottage in the forest started to lean sideways and in different directions and flamethrowers, hydro pumps, and swift started coming out of the windows. Oh, and a few chairs, table, knives, hats, etc.
"I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!"
"SORRY!"
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
"I'm beginning to see what the helmet's for…"
"DIA-no, DIAMOND! DUCK!"
"Duck?"
"DUCK!"
Crash, ow, EEK!; !## $%; glass crash, thump, thump, yelling….etc….
"QUICK! GET YOUR POKEMON!"
"WE LEFT IT-WATCH OUT EMERALD!"
More crashes, owies, EEK!; ! #$% , thump, DUCK!; etc…
I sweatdropped. It was only three minutes later after the previous fight…
Well…as long as I'm saf-
And I jinx myself while a cabinet comes in, sailing at me…
"Um…that's nice and all…but…I'M STILL PINNED ON THE WALL BY KNIVES! AHHHH!"
A/N: That's Jolteon…obviously…he said AHHHH! Because… let's just say a grand piano was coming towards him…
I am not responsible for any deaths…
Eeveelutions & Friends: ARE TOOO! WATCH OUT!
EEK! REFRIGATOR INCOMING!
Wait…REFRIGATOR?!
White: Oh! Look at the time! Gotta run! AAAHHH!
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If you're wondering about their status after the ridiculous fight…wait for next time!
I wish I could narrate more… but I have to run because…Officer Jenny is after me! AAAHHH!
Note: Review and all those other stuff!
For Black: You're suspended