Ani: We're back!
White: I'm so glad N didn't die.
Ani: Yes, who knew White didn't check N's pulse in the right place…
White: Aheheheheheheh…well, it isn't natural to hold your breath while sleeping.
Ani: Anyway, I don't own anything.
White: Except for Prism and the new kid.
Ani: Yeah, what she said.
"Coming!" Crystal said and opened the door. A boy about the age of six stood there. "Uh…can I help you?" Crystal asked, bending down to the boy's height. He had chocolate blonde hair and twinkling brown eyes. He wore a green and blue striped t shirt and jean shorts with brown shoes.
"Where's Prism-chi?" he asked. "Uh…"
"Kawaii!" Blue cooed. "Who is he?" Gold asked. Crystal led the boy to the others, who just stared at everyone, smiling. "What's your name?" Yellow asked. "Tony!" the boy answered. "Okay, Tony…why do you need to see Prism?" Ruby said. "Because she's supposed to take care of me." Tony said. "Take care of ya?" Sapphire repeated. Tony nodded. "Yeah, she's my babysitter!"
"Your babysitter?!"
Tony then smiled. "You guys can take care of me too!"
"Uh…okay?" Red said. Then Tony grinned eviliy and before anyone could do anything, he grabbed one of Crystal's pigtails, making crystal go on the ground while wincing. "Horsey!"
"Uh…" Gold tried to pried Tony's hand off and end up getting his billiard taken. "En garde!" Tony said, pointing to the pole to Gold's neck, almost touching it. "Help!" gasped Crystal. It was very painful, she felt like half of her head is getting pulled off. Yellow tried to help but ended up tripping and landed in the front of Tony. Tony then grabbed Yellow's straw hat and put it on his head, even though it covered half of his face. "En garde!" he repeated happily.
Everyone else just stared. "...he's brutal." Blue said as she watched Tony riding on Gold and Crystal, grabbing Crystal's pigtails and Gold's hoodie as reins. "En garde!"
"Help…" Crystal said. "Hey, at least you aren't getting choked to death." Gold gasp. This is really strange, for their faces are squishing each other due to Tony.
White: That's brutal…
And he still has Yellow's hat!
White: I'm so glad I'm not there.
Don't worry! That's not all Tony's gonna make!
Upstairs
Flareon was putting one ear on the floor, listening to a bunch of crashing sounds and shattering sounds. "That better not be those china plates." She muttered. "Took me a long time to win that darn lottery…"
"Actually," Prism added. "I did the work. You just-"
"Shush."
"burned the stand down." Prism finished. Flareon glared at Prism without lifting her head. "Yeah, be glad we let you in here."
"Old lady." Vaporeon teased. Prism twitched. "Yeah, okay, so Tony refers me of an old lady…" Prism growled. "Hey, with your hair, it's true." Umbreon said.
"I'm not old! And it's silver! Not white!"
"Some oldies have gray…" hinted Jolteon. The next he knew, he was knocked out, engraved on the wall, by Prism's fist. "You…sure pack a punch…"
"Hmph." Prism replied. Then everyone could hear the crashes and screams and wails and excitement and more shattering. "Please…I don't want to go down now." Leafeon whimpered. "Great! Now it's going to be dirty again!" Espeon whined. "Be glad it's not-"
Furious knocking. "Open! Open! Let us in!" said a voice that sounds like Gold. "Gold?" Prism called. "YES! AND BLUE AND GREEN AND RUBY AND EMERALD! HELP US BEFORE TONY FINDS US!"
"Go upstairs, that's all he has to do." Flareon said darkly, straightening up. "LET US IN!" said everyone in panic. "Fine, let them in…" Eevee growled disapprovingly. Sylveon looked at Prism. "Where's the key?" she asked. Prism stopped tiptoeing. "Ahaha…" Prism said sheepishly. "What is it?" Leafeon asked. "Uh…I kinda forgot where the keys are…"
Everyone inside the room sweatdropped. "And?" Eevee said, having a feeling that's not the only thing. "And I kinda forgot how to unlock all the chains and all. It's kinda a tangled mess…"
A dull clunk was to be heard as Flareon, Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Umbreon, and Glaceon's mouth hit the floor. "What's the matter? OPEN UP!" Emerald yelled from the other side.
"PRISM! YOU IDIOT!" was what Emerald and the others heard. "Blue, you're good a picking locks! Do something!" Ruby said to the brunette. Blue pouted. "I wish, but Ditto has no way in because the little space below is blocked." She complained.
Meanwhile, Prism was busy trying to calm down her pissed off Eeveelutions. "H-how about this?" Prism said frantically has the others loomed over her. "Flareon can melt the iron with fire!"
With that being said, Flareon used Flamethrower on the chains, and it ended up making the room become hot.
And with hot, I mean oven hot over a toaster hot.
"Ouch!" said Ruby's voice behind the door. "The door's hot! Is there a fire?"
"Technically, yes." Prism said, sweating while trying to fan herself. "Flareon! Stop before you cause a real fire!" Vaporeon yelled. Flareon stopped her attack. The chains were now a pile of melted gunk. "Oh great." Prism slapped her hand to her forehead. "Now it's impossible to open the door!" she groaned as more crashes and etc. were heard. "It's not that bad…" Vaporeon started. "Hello? The melted chains are now like glue all over the door! The door's now glued!" Prism said.
"This is all your fault!" Glaceon hissed at Flareon. "Me?" Flareon hissed back. "Prism was the one to suggest it!"
Half of the Eeveelutions looked at Prism. The other half still accused Flareon. "But it was you who decided to do it! You were the one who started all this!" Jolteon said. "Now, now…" Sylveon tried to say. "Oi! Hurry up!" Gold started to bang on the door. More crashes and etc. were to be heard downstairs. "Where's the others?" Prism asked Gold. "Downstairs, with devil boy." Gold replied. "And we'll be next on the lunch menu!"
Prism looked at the clock. "It is noon…" Prism muttered to himself. "Where's the window?" Glaceon asked. "Why are you looking at me?" Espeon said. "This isn't my room! Ask Vaporeon!"
A/N: Okay, let me make this clear in case I didn't before:
On the left side of the hallway, Jolteon, Glaceon, Espeon, Sylveon, and Flareon's rooms are located in that order from the staircase. On the right, Vaporeon, Umbreon, Leafeon, Eevee, Prism's rooms are located there.
"Who, me?" Vaporeon blinked. "Uh, let's see…yeah, I think there's a window behind the closet." Vaporeon pointed a navy blue dresser with her paw. Crashes, etc. you know the drill is to be heard. "OPEN UP!"
"BE QUIET!" Everyone (excluding Sylveon) yelled back. That shut them up.
"Okay, open the window…" Prism started. "Wait, don't tell me I have to climb the house just to get in and out of my room." Vaporeon said. Umbreon shrugged. "I guess, until we get a new door." He said. Vaporeon twitched. "Why me…" she said. Eevee patted her with Eevee's paw. "It's alright…you're bound to have bad luck sometime soon."
"Hey!" Vaporeon said, shrugging off Eevee's paw. Eevee shrugged. "You're a Virgo, and they did say to watch out of bedroom doors."
"I thought that program was for humans." Prism blinked. "Do Pokemon even have zodiac signs anyway?" she whispered to Leafeon. "I dunno. If that's true, Eevee must have a zodiac with all time anger issues!" Leafeon whispered back. Eevee twitched, her back towards Prism and Leafeon. A tick mark was forming on her head. "You know, I can hear you. And I don't mind making you my personal scratching post."
Prism and Leafeon sweatdropped and shivered at Eevee's serious tone. "Okay…"
"OPEN UP ALREADY!"
"WHAT POINT OF SHUSH DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
Downstairs
"FASTER!" Tony shouted gleefully. Crystal winced by his strong pull of her pigtails and continue to crawl across the floor, while various flying things were sailing overhead. Yellow was knocked out on the floor by a ball. "Uh…Tony…" Crystal said. "Faster!" Tony ordered. "A-aye…"
Sapphire was busy dodging, cursing with every moment she got, which she never finished one because she got interrupted by a flying object.
Red was also knocked out by a…lamp? Or was it a clever (that'll explain the light trickle of blood…)?
Silver was nowhere to be found.
Yeah, just your typical visit with Tony…
Upstairs
Ruby frantically knocked on the door. "Open up! PLEASE!" he begged. "Oh, come on! It can't be that bad!" said Vaporeon's voice. "IT IS!"
"I could vouch for that." Said Prism's voice. "OPEN!"
"We can't!" said Umbreon. "Why not?" Ruby's eyes widen. "Flareon melted the iron to glue." Glaceon explained. "You're kidding…" Everyone sweatdropped. "Okay, let the woman do this." Blue said, going to the door. "Pesky woman." Green said. Blue ignored him, as always. "Okay, let's see…Open Sesame!" she said. "Seriously?" Emerald echoed everyone's thoughts. Then the door opened and everyone except for Blue stared open mouthed. Blue smirked at the boys. "Told ya."
Everyone looked in to see Prism and the others just staring. Vaporeon looked like she just got her dead friend back. "Thank you! Now I don't need to climb through the window!" she said. "So you're just going to keep the door open like?" Eevee said out loud. The next second, Vaporeon was in her own little dark corner, with a dark cloud over her head.
Everyone looked at Eevee. Eevee sweatdropped. "W-what?"
After (I'm going to skip the gory details)
"At this rate, you'll be lacking of blood." Yellow said worriedly as she finished bandaging both of Red's hands. Red shrugged. "Can't avoid it."
"We could." Crystal glared at Blue despite having one side of her head being sore. Blue blinked innocently, which is kinda weird, from the fact that her arm was in a sling and a few bandages on her face. Leafeon finished making a stitch on Emerald and Gold. "OW!" Gold winced. Leafeon finished dabbing the cut with this alcohol thing. "Stay still or it will sting more!" she scolded. "I swear." Eevee huffed, walking with three legs (her front paw got sprained). "How does Crystal put up with you?"
"I don't." Crystal replied, frowning, then stopped when her head started hurting.
"Hey, how come Leafeon, Yellow, and Sylveon survived?" Prism whined. "Because they're muses." Eevee said.
Sylveon, Yellow, and Leafeon sweatdropped at that comment.
"Who is that demon?" Gold groaned. "That demon as you call him is this boy that his mother drops him off here from time to time. His mom is something of who you call, a professor in training."
"Who's his mother?" Yellow asked. "Unknown." Umbreon said as Sylveon gave him some ointment. "You never met her?" Blue said. "Oh, we met her. Her name's Unknown. Or at least, that what it said on her nametag." Glaceon said, changing her bandages. The dex holders sweatdropped.
"Okay," Flareon looked around the room, even though her eye was covered with bandages. "Where's the knife set?"
"What on earth do you need a knife for?" Green asked. "I can't believe I'm talking to a pokemon." He murmured under his breath. "I'll ignore that comment." Flareon glared at him. "I need a knife to get some of the books and spoons out of the raft."
"Remind me, how did they get in the raft?" Ruby muttered. "I dunno." Sapphire answered, straining her muscles to just change her sitting position.
"Yeah, well." Eevee shrugged with one arm. "That's what you get for coming here uninvited." She looked pointedly at Blue.
Blackmail was everyone's thoughts.
"What are friends for?" Blue said. "To keep away from." Eevee muttered. "Y…no…" Prism. "It's the complete opposite…" she trailed off from Eevee's death glare. "Right…" Eevee growled, looking at Blue again. "Friends don't intrude in someone's house." She said.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
…
…
…
"Okay," Prism finished sweeping up the broken glass pieces. It was after the dex holders left (much to Eevee's delight) and the residents were cleaning up. "I think that's it…"
"You forgot that corner," Jolteon said, not missing a beat on dusting the walls and coffee table. "Right." Prism said, and walked toward the area she missed. "Where's Flareon?"
"In her room, melting the glasses to make some molding glass or something." Umbreon replied, carry a cart of books.
Eevee was using suction cups to walk on the ceiling to get the forks, knives, spoons, chopsticks, etc.
"URGH! Why on damn Arceus does my life have to cross with that stupid thief!" she cursed.
"You mean Blue?" Prism said, looking up while sweeping. "No." Eevee said bitterly. "I mean Tony."
"He's thief?" Jolteon stopped walking and looked up at Eevee, who was upside down. "What did he steal?"
"A couple of flowers, spoons, knives, forks, a book, a dictionary (why does he need that I have no idea), a few light bulbs, a pillowcase, my favorite dishbowl, and fifty bags of coffee beans."
"Whoa…" Prism said. "Why on earth does Tony need coffee? He's young!" Jolteon said. "How can anyone drink coffee? It's bitter." Prism added. "Exactly." Eevee said. "Exactly huh…" Prism looked around. "Hey, where did my piggy bank go?" she said out loud. "Tony?" Jolteon suggested. "No." Eevee muttered. "It's thief."
"Tony?" Jolteon repeated. "Blue." Eevee answered.
Meanwhile
"Here you go, people! I made a reservation in this fancy restaurant!" Blue ushered everyone in. "We should celebrate for surviving!"
"But…we do that all the time!"
"Now, now, dinner's on me. Let's eat!" Blue said. Green narrowed his eyes suspiciously. "Where are you going to get the money?" he asked. "I have money." Blue held up a piggy bank. "You carry that around with you the whole time?" Ruby said. "No, it's just for this occasion…" Blue smiled slyly. "I've should've known…" Green muttered.
"What?" Crystal said. "Nothing, sweetie, let's order!" Blue said.
Cottage
"Ita-" Prism was about to say when the doorbell rang. Prism looked sideways. T T
"Again?"
"I'll get it." Vaporeon said and left the kitchen. Prism sighed. "I just want to eat in peace." She murmured. Eevee shrugged. "Oh well."
"How's your arm?" Prism asked. Eevee shrugged. "Celebi helped." Eevee said. "Though she's wasting her time…"
"Be nice and be glad."
"Hmph."
Prism was playing around with her spaghetti. "What's taking Vapor so long?" she said.
"I'm back!" Vaporeon said cheerfully. "Who was it?" Umbreon asked. "A mailman." Vaporeon handed Prism an envelope which is on top of her head. Prism took the envelope and opened it. Prism scanned the letter. Glaceon stand on tip-paw. "What does it say?" she asked as she tried to read it. "Dear Prism, come to Yellow's house, we have something to tell you. –Blue"
"Oh, really?" Eevee said. "That's ridiculous. We stopped dinner for a small piece of-"
"P.S. We have a gourmet dinner ready for you and...Eevee." Prism finished.
Eevee was already out the door.
Epilouge
"Welcome ba-whoa! What happened to you?!" Flareon said as Prism and Eevee came back from Yellow's house.
"You're…dripping…" Espeon said, backing away. "Wet." Leafeon said.
"Is that…" Umbreon sniffed. "Tomato soup?"
"With salsa." Eevee said. "And sticky substance." Prism added. T T
Sylveon handed them a towel. "Here, before you catch a cold." Sylveon said. "Thanks." Prism and Eevee said and tried to dry themselves.
"What happened?" Glaceon asked. "Was it the dex holders?" Vaporeon asked. Eevee and Prism nodded. "What happened?" Glaceon repeated. All of the sudden, Eevee erupted. "DAMN YOU ARCEUS! WHY THE HECK DID I HAVE TO MEET THE STUPID PRANKSTER?! I HATE MY LIFE!"
Everyone flinched at the outburst. "So…" Umbreon said. Prism sighed. "It was a prank from a truth and dare." She said. The she erupted. "I GOT CALLED OUT FROM DINNER ONLY TO GET SOAKED AND SODDEN FROM A PRANK! I HATE MY LIFE! NOW I MISSED DINNER!" she wailed.
"D-don't worry…" Sylveon said, sweatdropping. "We've kept your share on the counter…"
"Although it probably isn't warm." Espeon said, at far corner of the room. "Flareon, could you please heat it up?" Jolteon asked. "Sure, whatever." Flareon huffed. "I'm you personal heater, whatever."
"I'm killing that bitch." Prism muttered. "Which one?" Eevee asked grumpily. "I'm thinking of both Blue and Gold."
"You take Gold. I'm taking Blue."
"I'm also taking Emerald."
That's it! Sorry, very random at the end.
White: What happened after?
Let's just say…Blue, pervert, and shortie was sent to a hospital for an…ahem…surgery…
White: O_O
N: …
Whoa, when did N get here?
White: I have no idea…
Review! I swear, there isn't much of that. At all.
White: Give it time...
They're testing my patience, I just know it.
White: there isn't that much viewers anyways, any other announcements?
No…oh wait! The next chapter, I'm planning on posting on Halloween. It's a Halloween special. I getting ideas right now, so I'm trying. Anyways, that's it. I think.
White: Right, now…
I'm outta here!
White: Ditto!
N: …
N says ditto too!
