Ani: …
White: …
N: …
White: Okay, Ani? You can come out of your…desk…
Ani: *comes out slowly*
White: Well?
Ani: Hi?
White: You got something to tell right?
Ani: Yeah…sorry about the uh…Halloween story…I didn't do it.
White: Because when she started writing it, she started to be all scared from her own story…
Ani: I know! I'm such a scardey cat!
White: *nods*
Ani: So I'm just going to go away…
White: And narrate the story
Ani: Fine, fine. You win. Okay, I don't own Pokemon
White: Enjoy
Ani: Right…
N: …
The next day
"Okay! Scrub the floors! Clean the windows! Dust the furniture! And-"
"Whoa, hold it Flareon." Glaceon said. "What's with all the bossiness?"
"What?" Flareon blinked. "It's my turn."
"Your turn?"
"You know." Flareon said. "My turn to order you guys around!"
Glaceon twitched. "We have something like that?"
Flareon shrugged. "I dunno." She said. Glaceon rolled her eyes. She was about to say something when there was a large crash in the living room. Glaceon and Flareon went to the living room to see what's going on. "What-Geh! What the…" Flareon gaped. "Is there a war going on?" Glaceon whispered.
Prism was wearing those camouflage suit and a green helmet and Eevee wore a pokemon sized one. They were carrying a cannon, a rifle, a toolbox, a book, and a bag of…stuff.
"You hunting down someone?" Flareon asked. "Yes." Prism answered, all mighty and stuff. Glaceon watched warily at the fallen tree behind Prism that looked like something made a hole in the middle. "Who is it?" Flareon asked. "I'm hunting a thief." Eevee replied, trying to adjust the helmet. "I'm hunting a short guy and a playboy."
"Their crime:" Prism and Eevee said. "Stealing." Eevee said. "Flirting with too many girls." Prism listed.
"Faked gym badges."
"Doing…ahem…excretion in public."
"Stole money."
"Cheated in gambling."
"Blackmailed pretty much everyone she knows."
"Gambles underage…I think."
"FREAKING PRANKED A DARN PRANK FOR NO DARN REASON!"
"MADE ME MISS DINNER!" they finished.
Flareon and Glaceon sweatdropped. "Good…for you?" Flareon said. "Ow!" she yelled as Glaceon stomped on Flareon's tail. "That's more like a cops thing." Glaceon said. "So?" Prism asked. "Um…you look like you're doing some illegal pokehunting…"
Prism and Eevee looked each other. They went inside for five minutes before coming out in police officer clothing. "You're going to get in trouble to even act like a police officer without a license." Glaceon sighed. Prism and Eevee frowned and went inside to switch to their normal attire (Eevee having none) but still has all the items. "What's in the bag?" Flareon asked. "What happened to the tree?" Glaceon asked after. "Just some stuff." Prism replied to Flareon. "We test run the cannon." Eevee replied to Glaceon.
Where did you even get that stuff...? Glaceon thought. "What stuff?" Flareon asked. The only answer was Prism and Eevee grinning evilly and giggling darkly. Flareon and Glaceon shivered from head to tail. "W-well…" Flareon said. "Uh…good luck?"
"Oh!" Flareon realized something. "While you're doing whatever. Be sure to also get Sapphi."
"Sapphi?" Glaceon repeated. "Sapphire." Flareon translated. "Uh…sure?" Prism said. Prism and Eevee ran off to go to their first target: Shortie.
"Why Sapphi-I mean, Sapphire?" Glaceon asked Flareon. "Well why not? I want to see Sapphi kick their butt!" Flareon grinned. Glaceon sweatdropped. "So you're also another devil, huh."
"What was that?"
"You heard me." They glared at each other, but was quickly cut off by, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TREE?!"
Ani: *coughtLeafeoncough*
White: *coughexplosioncough*
Behind a tree next to Crystal's house
"So victim number 1 is taking residence in PA's house? Over." Prism whispered in a walkie talkie.
Ani: AKA Professor's Assistant
"Yes, over." Eevee whispered on the other side. "Victim 1 is in the kitchen. Seems to be eating cake. Over."
"Which kind? Over."
"Strawberry. Over."
Ani: *sweatdrop*
White: *writing stuff down for ideas*
"Okay. We'll do…Plan…AB238. Over."
"No tape at hand. Over."
"I have it." Prism took out a roll of tape from her bag. "You do part B, I'll do part A." Prism instructed in her walkie talkie. "Hmm…I suppose honey will have to do…" Eevee muttered.
After
"Emerald, about the-" Crystal came in the house. "Whoa! What happened?" Crystal stared at what looks like Emerald covered in some weird yellowy substance. "Did you took some weird mud bath or something?"
Two pair of eyes opened and looked at Crystal. "MmhmmMmm…"
"What?" Crystal said. The huge glob of substance just tried to shake its head. Crystal looked around to see a rope attached to tape and honey to make this weird contraption for someone to trip and fall over, land on this mini seasaw to let a bucket full of toy pokemon in the air, knock the lights, thus making some marbles to fly across the room in order to have the arrow to strike uphead to pop a balloon and the air to start the toy car to go down to launch...
Ani: You know what, forget it. I'm just going to skip some stuff. Up to your imagination. Just include a cannon
…making a sac of the substance to fall on Emerald. Crystal sweatdropped. "Here, let's go get that stuff off…"
In the end, Crystal was covered in the same substance, only not as thoroughly.
Emerald, at least, has his mouth and eyes cleaned off.
Prism and Eevee was already going to their next target: Playboy aka Pervert.
At the cottage
Flareon sighed as she tried to fix the front steps again. "This sucks. Why are we the whipping boys?" Flareon muttered. "Technically, we're not boys." Glaceon said. "Thanks again for helping us, Umbreon, Jolteon.
"We didn't really want to…" Jolteon glanced sideways at an angry Leafeon. Umbreon nodded in agreement. "HEY! LESS TALKING, MORE DUSTING!"
"A-aye…"
With Blue (cause it takes a while for Prism and Eevee to find victim)
"Hmm…" Blue said to herself. "I wonder if Prism noticed the missing money…" Blue shook her head. "Nah, probably not."
At that point, somewhere a couple of miles away, a certain girl sneezed.
Eevee felt a tingling in her nose too.
With Ruby
"Come on, Sapphire! Please! Just this once!" Ruby complained. "No way! I ain't lettin' ya puttin' me in a dress!" Sapphire spat. "Pretty please~"
"No!"
"Why not!"
"'Cause I'm not a sissy!"
Ruby sighed. "Why don't cha ask Prizm?" Sapphire said, folding her arms. "I did. But she went away before I could ask." Ruby remembered this morning when Prism and Eevee asked for some thread, a needle, and some fabric. Then they ran out right after. "They didn't even say thanks…" Ruby pouted. Then he noticed Sapphire trying to sneak away to the door. "Oh no you don't!" Ruby lunged at Sapphire.
"What the-no! Get off of me!"
"It'll only take a minute!"
"NO!"
Let's move on to…eh, Green
Green is busy reading a book.
'Kay, that's boring, next!
Silver was just training.
"Sneasel, Ice shard!"
"Ferligator! Hydro Cannon!"
Several trees got knocked down.
Silver quickly flew away with his Honchcrow.
…Next!
Yellow overslept…
She's still sleeping at 11:30 am…-_-'
Okay, that's interesting…not. Next!
"Hey, Bill." Daisy said. "Yeah, what is it?"
"I was wondering…"
"Huh?
O_O Wrong character! Next! Scratch that, on to Goldilocks!
Er, I mean Gold!
Eevee was on the rooftop on the gambling corner Gold was in. She was wearing a pokemon sized spy outfit. Prism was across the street, also in a spy outfit, looking through binoculars. She had a good view of what's going on inside the game corner.
Wait, meanwhile with Blue (It's kinda important…
"That's funny…" Blue said as she rummaged around her 'treasure chest'. "Where did my binoculars go? And what happened to my spy outfit? Wait, my walkie talkies! Where is it?"
Back to Prism and Eevee
"Okay…Gold's doing his normal cheat sheet. Over." Prism said in her walkie talkie. "Taking part in Plan AKB0048."
Ani: :3 I kinda put the Akb0048 series as a name…ahahaha
White: What's it about?
Ani: I guess Gold will like it…Ruby definitely…just about…singers in outer space
"Roger that." Prism said. "Do you have everything?" Eevee asked. "Yeah, I ran out of SB though."
"SB in stock. Over. Mission 1b shall commence."
Take a detour and visit Pesky Woman!
Blue pouted. "I was so sure I left it here yesterday…" Blue sighed and looked in her real treasure chest.
Aka hell.
White: *coughblackcough*
Ani: *coughmailcough*
N: …
Blue sighed in relief. "They're all here…"
With Gold after
The girls were covering their mouths in laughter. Gold just stood there. T T
He was covered in some weird flimsy substance and he…stank like crazy.
"Gold…" said one person. "You might want to take a bath…"
Gold looked up and saw a very thin thread, you couldn't see it without the light at the right angle.
Apparently someone knocked the tiny doll on top of the chandelier and the marble rolled down on the thread as knocked a few books, like dominoes. The books helped the candle to lift up (like an elevator thing you know? Physics?) and warm up the boiling water, which steamed a balloon and somehow popped to reveal a small object to roll toward a glass bottle that then spilled a box of stuff while at the same time, a toy car with a needle on top cut another piece of thread to let the fabric underneath the box of stuff to lift up like a net trap to the ceiling and the trap knocked down bowling pins ("Where's the extra bowling pins?" a guy said in a bowling place). Again, like dominoes, it knocked down to press a lever thing for an arrow to zoom across the room to cut the ropes attached to the fabric, making the box of stuff to fall on Gold.
Ani: Like I said, Physics
Apparently, the substance are stink bombs.
Ani: Now you know what SB means
"Today is not my day…" Gold grumbled.
Prism and Eevee tried to hold their laughter as the quietly climbed down the game corner and went to their last victim: Victim 1c, aka Thief
With Blue
Blue went back to checking her real treasure chest, only to find it empty. "WHAT?!"
With Red
"Hmm?" Red said as he was hiking on Mt. Silver for the fun of it. "I could have sworn I heard Blue…"
Red shrugged. "Couldn't be! She's in Pallet Town!"
Red looked at the vast land before him. "I should come here more often…" he muttered, silently thinking of a blonde girl unconsciously…
Unknown to Blue
Prism was hiding in a tree and Eevee was across Prism, hiding in a bush. "Okay, Blue's looking for something. Over." Eevee said in the walkie talkie. "Probably her MOH." Prism said.
Ani: Aka Mail of Hell
"True. So true."
"Okay. Your pick. Which plan? Over."
"I choose…" Eevee thinks for a moment. "YOU."
Ani: Get it? I choose you? YOU is actually the plan's name
"YOU it is." Prism chewed on a piece of bubblegum. "This is easy…"
Epilouge the first
"Oh Blue~!" Gold smirked as he waved a picture in Blue's face. "What?" Blue sniffed. "What's that smell?"
Gold frowned a bit. "Yeah, stink bomb. Don't know how it happened. Still didn't get the stuff off much…"
"What's that?" Blue asked, reaching for the pictured. "Ah ah ah…" Gold waved his finger at his senior. "First, you better give me back 100000 pokedollars in total for those poker games."
"I won them fair and square." Blue stuck her tongue out. "Why would I do that?"
"Because." Green entered Blue's house, holding a picture as well. "Because." Sapphire entered as well, dragging Ruby along. Both have a picture in their hands. "Because." Crystal said also as she entered too. Green gave Crystal a questioning look at the substance still stuck in her hair. Crystal just shrugged. She also held a picture. "Wow. Is it picture day? Are you taking a picture of me? I'm so honored." Blue blinked and struck a pose.
"Whatever. Your blackmailing days are over." Gold smirked. "What do you mean?" Blue asked. "This." Everyone said in unison and held out the picture for Blue to see. Blue looked at them closely. Blue paled. "How'd you get this?" Blue asked fearfully. "A well known source…" Crystal replied. "Sure ya don't want us to post it all over the internet?" Sapphrie said slyly. "Why you…what about the pictures I took of you and-"
"Actually…" Sapphire fished around in her pocket to reveal a stack of pictures tied with a rubber band. "I have it." Sapphire smirked at Blue's really pale face.
"Now, pay me 190234 pokedollars." Sapphire ordered. "And give me back all my money you stole!" Ruby said. "Not to mention the 72480374 pokedollars I used on the dinners you made me pay." Green added. "And all the money you stole from my bank." Crystal said. "Now, don't forget about me." Gold said. They held up a package of photos Blue used as blackmail on them, tied with a rubber band. None of them realize that some blackmail has to do with another…
Blue fumed but she was…defeated.
Utterly, defeated.
Blue sighed. She was going to get bankrupted. "Fine, but first. Tell me, who gave you these?" Blue asked. "A well known source." Crystal repeated. "Aka Eevee Gal." Gold smirked. Blue started thinking of a scheme.
Epilogue the second
Blue was defeated by Prism and Eevee. They held the original copies of her blackmail and had actual blackmail for Blue. Including videos and soundtracks.
Blue sighed. At least she had her blackmail back. Just some, not a lot…
But it took a long time to gamble her way to get the prizes.
Damn, she didn't knew those Eeveelutions (except for Leafeon and Sylveon) were great at poker.
As Blue tried to sat up from the hospital bed, she wince at the pain and lay back down. Gold and Emerald were also in the same predicament as Blue. Apparently, the pranks that happened today was because of revenge. They should have known that this will happen.
They already saw what happened with only one of them. Now times that by eight.
But only two did it.
Oh, and add a piano.
And that's what happened before Blue, Gold, and Emerald got a surgery
Ani: Finish! Yay!
N: …
White: Congrats…
Ani: I could have put some knives and close to death plans Prism and Eevee could do, but...nah...
N: ...
Ani: Review. Just one. ONE.
White: When she saw the new review, she went right to work…
Ani: So thanks Amazing!
White: Anything else?
Ani: Hm? Oh yeah! I'm planning on introducing either Soul or the enemy soon…your pick! Review to give me your opinions.
White: Which probably means there won't be that much of an update, unless Ani feels like so.
Ani: Great! Let's see…and if anyone have any idea of how to make N actually become human, let me know!
N: …
Ani: See what I mean? -_-'
White: Oh! And…there might be a side story the next time she updates. It's not really about the main story, more like behind the scenes thing? You'll see.
Ani: And if it goes against the laws of FF, I'll just delete it.
White: Thank you and have a nice day!
Ani: White…we're not in a restaurant…