Ani: Welcome back peoplez!
White: Yes, well..
N: ...
Ani: Since I don't have much to say until the bottom, I'm going to go straight to the disclaim:
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokespe! Sadly...
White: Thank Arceus...
Ani: I can hear you
Prism looked over a textbook as the teacher for science class droned on and on. Blue was fiddling with a camera (who knows where she stole it from. "There's a thief in Goldenrod City!" Nevermind.), Red was silently sleeping behind his textbook. Yellow and Green was listening intently. Eevee was just underneath the table. Every now and then she'll scratch at Blue's feet.
"So you add the chemical Z with the chemical from the onions to produce…"
"Psst." Prism hissed at Red without looking up from her textbook. She's was on the good part about how the chemicals extract itself to make an explosion of some sort. Red opened his eyes sleepily. "Mr. Ross." The science teacher said. "Uh, yes?" Red stood up. "Please repeat anything I said earlier."
"Uh…"
"Mr. Ross?"
"Um…please repeat anything I said earlier?"
Laughter erupted in the class. The teacher twitched. "Mr. Ross, please pay attention next time."
"Okay…" Red sheepishly rubbed the back of his head and sat down.
Eevee was trying hard not to laugh underneath. Same goes for the others. Prism and Blue pretended to cough softly.
At lunch
"It was hilarious!" Blue laughed as she told the not-really-that-funny- story. "It's not that funny…" Eevee said. Blue shot Eevee a look. Eevee continued eating her share of Prism's lunch. Prism was still reading a textbook. "What's so interesting about that stupid text-"
"Shush, Gold." Prism muttered without taking her eyes off the textbook. "I was just getting to the good part."
"What good part?" Gold said. "Are you reading some por-Umph!" Gold got kicked/slapped/scratched by Crystal, Prism's free hand, and Eevee. "OW! What did I do?" Gold said as he cringed at the sting from the scratch on the face. "It's what you were about to do." Crystal scolded. "So, Prism. What are you reading that's so intresting?" Green asked. "I bet it is p-" Emerald got interrupted by Crystal's glare. "Gold!" she snapped her head towards the playboy. "What?"
"Stop teaching Emerald bad stuff!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"Oh yes you did!"
"GIVE ME MY COOKIE!" Sapphire interrupted Crystal and Gold. "Why are you yelling at me?" Ruby cried. "YOU STOLE MY COOKIE!"
"Excuse me? I did not!"
"Did too!"
"Got proof?"
"Yeah I got proof! The proof's in the dumpling!"
"It's Pudding!"
"What pudding? There ain't no pudding!"
"No, that's how the saying goes."
"I'm ain't talkin' about some stinkin' sayin'. I'm talking about the damn dumplin'" Sapphire pointed at Ruby's dumpling. "What?"
"The proof's in the dumpling!"
"It's pudding!"
"I know a dumplin' when I see one!"
"But I'm telling you-"
"I'm telling you that it's in the dumpling!" Sapphire snatched Ruby's dumpling and split it open to reveal a cookie. Prism looked up at her textbook. "Wow. The proof's really is in the dumpling." Prism said. "How did that get in-" Ruby said confused. Sapphire growled. "Can't deny tha truth huh? Well, there ya have it!" Sapphire spat. "But I didn't-"
"Don't d-d-d-oh! What's the d word?" Sapphire asked Crystal. "Deny?" Crystal suggested. "Right, what she said." Sapphire continued to glare at Ruby. "Don't Dini!"
"Deny, not dini." Prism muttered, back to reading the textbook. "I swear! What's so interesting about a textbook?" Gold said. "What are you reading?"
"You can read." Prism replied. Eevee shook her head. "She's reading about some chemicals and explosions and nuclear and stuff." She muttered.
Silence…
Eevee sighed. "And she kept reading it since yesterday too."
"Oh yeah, about yesterday…" Red said. "You missed the weirdest thing…" Yellow started. "Someone pranked Emerald, Gold, and Blue. I wonder why…"
Gold, Crystal, Green, Sapphire, and Ruby looked at Prism and Eevee knowingly. Blue narrowed her eyes in suspicion. Silver got the idea.
Prism and Eevee smirked. "You're welcome." They replied. Red and Yellow were still confused. Blue glared. Emerald scowled. Gold shrugged and forgiven them.
Eevee stuck her tongue out at Blue.
Cottage
Umbreon and Leafeon looked back and forth at the two angry pokemon. "I knew it." Umbreon said. "Fire and Ice do NOT mix well together. "Really? I liked the ice cream topped with peppers." Leafeon said. Umbreon looked at Leafeon. "Seriously?" he said. Leafeon shrugged. "Yeah, so?"
"You do realize that's one of the things that made the forest on fire, right?"
Leafeon thought for a moment before slowly nodding her head.
"Well…it was good…while it lasts…"
"…OMA!"
Leafeon, Umbreon, Flareon, and Glaceon jumped at Jolteon voice. They zoomed out of the kitchen and half fell in the living room. "Where's the fire?" Glaceon asked as she tried to get Leafeon off of her. "Get off…" Flareon muttered at Glaceon. "I will if Leafeon will." Glaceon hissed back. "All of you get off of me!" Umbreon growled. "My tails stuck." Leafeon said.
"OMA,OMA,OMA,OMA,OMA!" Jolteon hollered as he zoomed around the pile. "What's wrong?" Glaceon said as she tried to get Leafeon's tail out. "Prism!" Jolteon replied, skidding to a halt. "What about her?" Leafeon asked.
"Let me guess." Umbreon said. "She stole Espeon's extra needles again."
"Objection!" Flareon said. We're in court? Thought Leafeon. "I bet that Prism got r-"
"We're not going there." Everyone said. Flareon twitched. "I was about to say that Prism got ridiculous clothing from Ruby."
"I bet Prism's been missing school." Glaceon said. "Ow! That's my paw, Flare!"
Ani: Okay, that was inspiration I had by Amazing. Arigato!
White: Who's amazing?
Ani: Everyone of course! Except for the baddies!
"No...I don't…think so…" Jolteon said. "I was just saying that-"
"Glaceon…" Flareon had a tick mark on her head. "Will you please hurry up and GET OFF OF MY BACK!"
"ALL OF YOU GET OFF OF MY BACK!" Umbreon yelled. "I'm trying!" Glaceon retorted. "I'm trying!" Leafeon said.
Jolteon sweatdropped as the others argue. "Hello? I'm still here you know." Jolteon said.
"THEN YOU DO SOMETHING AND HELP US!"
Jolteon cowered a little. "Okay…"
After a Thunder attack
"JOLTEON!" Glaceon snapped. "Why on earth are you trying to electrocute us?!"
"Hey, at least you're free…" Jolteon replied meekly. "Oh, sure…" Flareon growled. "We're covered in soot and bruises…whoopee doodle doo…"
Jolteon gulped. "Okay…I guess this is my cue…" he said before he suddenly ran out the door with Flareon and Glaceon chasing after him. Leafeon was tending her plants, Umbreon was trying to get Espeon (who came down after they were hit) to stop talking about how messy he looks. "You can barely see the soot anyway!"
Ani: Okay…why on earth is there a bunch of papers in the room?
White: Uh…Ani?
Ani: I mean…I get the fact that trying to find new stories is hard but this is-
White: Ani…
Ani: What?
White: I think you pressed the button for uh…talking to the readers thing?
Ani: *Notices* Oops! My bad! Let me just press the bu-
After a chase around the forest later…
"Okay, so what happened to Prism?" Glaceon replied. "Hmm?" Jolteon said. "Prism? The one that you freaked out so much?" Flareon pressed. "Oh…that…" Jolteon looked away from the intense stares. "Uh…I forgot."
Flareon and Glaceon anime fell.
Ani: *anime fell*
White: *anime fell*
N: …
"JOOOOLLLLLTTTTEEEEEEOOOONNNNN!"
"Oops. That my cue! Again. See ya!"
At school
"Please do the rest of the chapters for homework." The teacher said as the final bell rang. "YES!" Gold yelled and skateboarded out the room. "GOLD! NO SKATEBOARDS!" Crystal yelled after him. The rest of the students just shook their heads as they heard a bunch of screams, kicks, crashes, etc.
Silver pretended (and failed) that he does NOT know Crystal and Gold.
Later
Gold groaned as he walked to his house, accompanied by Prism and Eevee.
Eevee tried to stifle a laugh while Prism tried to pinch herself without laughing. "W-what's with the…pink hand mark on your…f-f-face…" Prism managed to gasp out.
"I-I-b-b-bet it's…C-c-crystal!" Eevee choked out before spluttering a laugh. "It's not that funny…is it?" Gold asked. T T
There was no answer because Prism was too busy pinching herself and Eevee was too busy trying to hold her breath. "You're bleeding." Gold told Prism.
"S-s-so…why do you want to walk w-w-ith…u-u-us?" Eevee asked. "Well…I want to ask you something…" Gold said, rubbing his head sheepishly. "What is it?" Prism stopped pinching herself and laughing because she really is bleeding.
"Uh…can…youmakemealovepotion?"
"Huh?" Prism and Eevee had blank faces as they tried to understand Gold's language. "A…" Prism began
"Love…" Eevee continued.
"Potion?" Prism finished.
Gold blushed and nodded. Prism and Eevee gave each other a bewildered look. "HUH?!"
"Hold on." Prism did a stop sign motion with her hand. "A love potion? Me? Since when was I cupid?"
"Or a witch." Eevee added. "Or a potion maker." Prism said. "Or Blue." Eevee said.
Silence…
Prism cleared her throat. "Uh…yes…um…jeez…Gold, do you really think of me as Blue's twin?" Prism asked like it was an insult (somewhere, a certain brunette sneezed). "No…" Gold kicked a rock with his foot. "So…" Prism said slowly. "Where did you get that ridiculous idea that Prism makes potions?" Eevee blurted out. Gold stared. "Well…"
"Well?" Prism and Eevee leaned in. "I read this manga…" Gold said slowly. "Yes, Yes?"
"And…apparently it has this person with talking pokemon and makes all sorts of potions! I figured that maybe you know how to make potions too!"
Silence…
White: *open mouthed*
Ani: *slaps hand to face*
N: *twitches*
Prism and Eevee anime fell. "YOU GOT A STUPID IDEA LIKE THAT FROM A STUPID MANGA?!" Eevee yelled. Gold blinked. "You mean…you don't know how to make potions?"
White: *turns white (no pun intended)*
Ani: *sweatdropped*
N: …
Arceus (in another dimension): I can't believe this guy's an idiot
Prism looked at Eevee. T T
"Would you like to explain?" Prism invited. Eevee just sighed and looked down. "I knew it." She muttered under her breath. "The pokedex holders aren't just idiots, they're retards."
Somewhere, a certain…one, two…about 17 people sneezed.
"Language." Prism said. "Well?" Gold said eagerly. "Uh…how am I suppose to explain this to an idiot without a brain…" Eevee said. "Um…I don't know how to make…potions…" Prism said.
"Eh?" Gold said. "You don't?"
"I don't."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Seriously?"
"Uh…" Prism thought for a moment. She snapped her fingers. "Oh yeah! I remember having a book called Potions of Making."
"Huh?" Eevee and Gold said. Prism nodded. "Yeah, apparently, it's just a recipe book of various Potions…" Prism trailed off after seeing Gold's puppy dog eyes. "Uh…may I…help you?" Prism said.
Ani: Crystal's going to have a fit
White: Why?
Ani: Because Gold's face is way too close to Prism's
N: …
Ani: *whispers loudly* why do we have N here anyway? He's really nothing but spam
"Yes, you can help him by taking him to a mental hospital." Eevee replied, getting ready to pounce a scratch attack.
Cottage
"Welcome-AAH!" Vaporeon jumped when she greeted Prism, Eevee and Gold. "Gold…is that you? What…happened to your…uh…face?"
"It's all red…" Umbreon whispered. "and scratchy." Jolteon said. "I bet Gold's 'fangirls' got all nasty and forgot to clip their nails." Flareon said.
Ani: That's…not impossible…
Gold: HEY!
Ani: Out! OUT!
White: Hello senior-
Ani: Out before White advertise her agency! QUICK!
"No, it's just that Crystal kicked and slapped Gold for some reason at school, and I think she used a frying pan (courtesy of me). And Eevee recently scratched Gold so…" Prism explained. Eevee stood there, looking as proud as a Pyroar.
"Congratulations!" Espeon said, backing away. "For what?" Gold said.
"For nothing." Espeon said and darted out of the room, in fear that she might get dirty from Gold's bruised face.
Prism blinked. "Yeah…right…congrats for nothing…" T T
"Why is she here anyway?" Eevee sweatdropped. Prism noticed something. "Oh yeah." Prism held up her index finger. "You said that you wanted me to make a love potion. Why is that?"
"That's right…" Eevee turned to Gold. "What happened? Lost your idiotic (and dumb) ways to 'catch' your 'prey' or something?"
"Actually…" Gold started.
"It was about time he knows that his lame pickup lines isn't going to work on girls except for the idiotic ones." Flareon commented. "Harsh…" Umbreon said. "But true~" Prism sing sang. Gold narrowed his eyes. "I'm pretty sure you're not complimenting me there."
"Wow." Eevee said. "You're smarter than I thought."
Ani: That's so true, right White?
White: …
Ani: Oh great, we have the female version of N with brown hair
White: Is my advertising for my agency really that bad?
Ani: A~nd we have a grudge holder here…
N: …
Gold shuffled his feet. "I wanted the love potion because…" he mumbled the rest. "What?" Prism, Eevee, Flareon, Umbreon, Jolteon, and Vaporeon leaned in to listen better. Each second passed and Gold became more redder. "*mumble* *mumble*"
"Huh? *leans closer*
"*mumble*"
"What? *leans closer*
"*mumble* too close *mumble*"
"We wouldn't need to lean really close if you stop mumbling." Flareon said.
Gold became red. "Hey! We just grew a tomato head!" Vaporeon said.
Gold glared at Vaporeon but still red in the face. "It's not that bad is it?" Eevee said. "Yeah, I mean, it's like you're saying that you're in love with Crystal or something." Prism shrugged. Gold flinched. Umbreon blinked. "I'm hallucinating." He commented.
There was a knock on the door. Gold widened his eyes in fear and darted to the kitchen. "Pretend I'm not here." He whispered to the others before shutting the door. "What's up with him?" Jolteon said. Prism opened the door.
"Oh, hi Crystal. What's up?" Vaporeon said. "Prism, have you seen Gold?" Crystal asked. "Right that's right. I'm nothing but air. I didn't say a word because I'm not here…" Vaporeon mumbled. "Oh, hey Vaporeon." Crystal added.
"Sure~ I'm just an afterthought uh huh…" Vaporeon was in her own little dark corner, a rain cloud raining on her. "Gold? Yeah I saw him. Why?" Prism asked. Crystal eyes widened. "You saw him? Do you know where he is? I'm looking for him."
"Okay…but you never answered my question."
Crystal expression suddenly became angry. "That pervert took some pretty pervy pics of the girl's dressing room…I even have those pictures. Plus, he still owes me some money. Like two hundred-"
"That's not that much…" Eevee said. "Thousand dollars." Crystal finished. Prism almost gagged. "That guy spied on the girl's room?" Prism choked. "You should have known something like that will happen. Soon or later…" Eevee mumbled. "But that's…" before anyone knew it, Eevee zoomed by the kitchen, force the door open, scratch Gold hard, dragged him out and 'offer' him to a bewildered Crystal. Eevee spat out the piece of cloth she was biting. "There." Eevee said. Crystal's eyes flashed in anger and revenge, and the next thing…
Pokemon's POV
I don't know why, but all of the sudden, a loud eruption erupted in the cottage, and a boy came flying out to the sky from the roof. The next thing I knew, he was nothing but a twinkle in the blue sky.
Eevee's POV
I smirked. "Now that's how you take care of the garbage."
Epilogue (I'm running out of ideas)
"So…Prism…" Sylveon said during nighttime. Prism looked up from her spagetthi. "What?"
"About school…" Espeon said, at a far corner. "Did you…" Vaporeon said. "skipped school?" Jolteon asked. Prism stopped as if someone hit pause button. Eevee looked anywhere but the others. "That reaction tells me something Flareon narrowed her eyes. "Spill the beans, Prizmmy." Glaceon said.
Ani: Pretty Rhythm reference!
White: …
Ani: Why did this story earned spam as co hosts?
N: …
"Okay, I don't know why you created a new nickname for me, but I didn't really skip…school…" Prism said.
"What do you mean?" Umbreon said. Prism looked at Eevee, who looked away. "Eevee~~" everyone ganged up on her. "W-what? And no, Flareon, I want my meatball."
"Darn it." Flareon muttered, walking away to her own little dark corner.
Sylveon tried to get Flareon out by saying, "I have extra meatballs…"
"Really?" Flareon quickly went to Sylveon side, eyes all big and twinkling. Sylveon sweatdropped at the huge switch, and nodded. "YAY!" Flareon cheered. "Back to topic." Flareon suddenly acted all serious. "What do you mean by, 'not really skipping school'?"
"Well…I sorta…" Prism started. "Kinda…" Eevee said sheepishly. "Maybe…" Prism continued. "Get to the point." Everyone else said. T T
"Uh…iuseddittydittototransformtomelikeacloneandsortakindagotoschooltobemeandtakenotesandstuffsoIcoulddothehomework."
It took about a minute to translate what Prism said. "Okay…who's DittyDitto?" Jolteon said. "Isn't that the ditto and the far corner of the forest?" Leafeon said. "You made DittyDitto to transform into you at school?!" shrieked Glaceon, then turned around with a dark face. "What kind of name is DittyDitto?"
"So…the 'Prism' at school is really a ditto…" Sylveon said. Eevee nodded. "Uh huh…" Umbreon said. "Yeah…does DittyJumbo really know about how to do all the school stuff? Can he even talk?"
"One, it's DittyDitto, not Jumbo. Two, I taught him. Three, half talk. Four, DittyDitto is genderless." Prism replied.
"I have no idea who this DummyDumpling is, but okay, as long as you go there at least once a week, I'm fine with it." Flareon shrugged. "It's DittyDitto." Everyone else corrected. Flareon shrugged. "Tomato, tomato."
Ani: I don't really know how to make the different accents on paper, so deal with it.
Ani: know what I mean?
White: …
N: …
Ani: I think I should have a new co host… -_-
"I want to meet this DonutDitto!" Vaporeon replied. "Ditty. Ditto." Eevee said it slowly as if talking to a kindergartner. "That's what I said." Vaporeon said. "No, you said Donut, not Ditty." Prism said. "What? I was hungry for donuts. Is that so wrong?" Vaporeon said dramatically.
"Poor DittyWitty…" Umbreon said solemly. "No one could get his name right…"
"He's genderless. And it's DittyDitto!" Prism and Eevee cried out. "And my dinner's getting cold!" Prism complained. "And you were interrupted at the beginning of dinner because of a false alarm…" Espeon said. "I don't want DittyMilly to be here. I will get dirty."
"You won't." Leafeon said. "And it's DittyDitto…" Sylveon said.
Prism slapped her hand to her face. "Is it really that hard to remember the name?" Prism groaned. "Yes, it is." Was the reply.
Ani: Poor MyMelli…
Prism: It's DittyDitto! MyMelli isn't even close! It doesn't even have the letter D for Arceus sake!
Ani: Yeah, well…moving on. Prism, out. Everyone else, I really need more than one review for the Soul/enemy thing. Pretty please with a whateverisyourfavoritetopping on top and please review! Or at least type Soul or Enemy. Simple right?
Eevee: I dunno.
Ani: You know, if I don't let Prism here, what makes you think I will let you here?! OUT!
Ani: Another thing! Thanks Amazing, for reviewing. And Awesome, and yellowseason eventhoughIdon'tseeyouoftenmuch. Okay, what's next on the list?
Ani: Oh yeah, thanks again Amazing! Your review did the inspiration on the skipping school thing! Just saying again!
White: …
N: …
Ani: To everyone else, I don't know if you're doing this because you're bored, but yeah. I thank you for reading. And review. And yeah…that's about it…
White: …
N: …
Ani: *bows* Please forgive me for spamming this story (you know, the button?) and these two ragless dolls with me. I hope you can forgive me (if you like the spam, then thank me)
Ani: Bye me!
Ani: Oh no! I forgot about the sinnoh folks! Sorry, I'll try to put them in the next chap.