SIDE STORY OF~~~~N!

(This is the time to clap and cheer)

(Do not do that in public, people will think of you as a lunatic)

"Hey N!" I greeted, grinning. N just stared. Yeah, I should've known. "Okay, so…I heard that a bunch of people (mainlykids) are putting innocent pokemon in danger with the new oil spill, and…" I checked to see if N is listening. He is.

"So, like, I checked the pokemon, and they were forced to do labor work for an oil house or something. It's so unfair! They didn't have breaks, food, and water! Isn't it sad? And like, I managed to see the people making the pokemon do horrible stuff, and they were mostly kids. About your age, some mine, some White's, yeah, kids. So they were famous for saving the pokemon, and like, can you believe it?! They're totally not living up to their-wait woah! Where do you think you're going!?" I cut off my 'story' as N ran out the door.

I grabbed his collar. "Let me finish! So, me, Black, and White whipped up this drink." I held up a green glass bottle of liquid for N to see. N stared at it. "This drink is letting whoever drink this is one sitting, they will be able to save-" before I finished the sentence, I found the bottle out of my hands and in N, completely empty. I smirked. I let go of N as his face started to flush pink a little.

I inspected him as he fainted on the floor, still pinkish. White peeked out from the doorway. "I think we put too much alcohol in the beer." I said. White shrugged. "I guess we did. What did you want to do with a drunk N anyways?" White asked.

"Well, I thought it will make N more…human…ya know?"

White shook her head. "No, I don't."

"How's Black?" I asked. White had this face on -_-

"He's still in the closet, the apple in his mouth, all wrapped up like a Christmas present."

I nodded. "Good. That'll teach him a thing or two. Now…" I looked at N, still crouching. "The result is not what I wanted."

"Like you said, too much alcohol." White replied. "I can't believe N fell more my lie." I said, shaking my head. "It's either N being a total idiot, or me being an excellent actress."

White sweatdropped. "You really like to look down on us…"

"What? It's the truth. You seriously think anyone's going to look up a pervert, a thief, a clueless guy, a primitive cross dresser, a shortie who doesn't have manners, a bad guy's son, etc. as reliable?"

White gave me a look. I sighed. "Yes, in this world. There are people who find them reliable, in one way or another."

White looked at N. "What are you going to do with him?"

"Uh…Since the result isn't what I want, I'm just going to let him rot."

"Wow, you're so nice." White said sarcastically. "I know, right?" I grinned back. "So!" I got up, feeling a cramp behind my knees. "Er…I hate it when I crouch too long. So I'm going to let you do whatever you want to do with N. Eew, that sounded wrong. I'm going to get Black and hopefully he won't use his pokemon on me."

White just stared at me. "You're seriously going to leave me with a drunk guy? What if someone thought I did something to him?"

"Like what? Try to kill him after getting him heavily drunk?"

"Well...yeah!"

"Nah, some people call Ferriswheelshipping fans will defend you." I said. White had this confused look on her face. Darn it. Me and my big fat Shipping mouth. I'm going to wash my mouth with soup, and mean soap.

"Ferriswheelshipping?"

"Yeah...just...uh...people who likes ferriswheels like uh...N does!" I said. "N likes Ferriswheels?"

"Yeah..."

White looked at me like she didn't believe me, hands on hips. I sweatdropped. "Uh...I better...get going! Black...you know...trapped in the closet?"

I ran out as fast as I can.

Okay...so maybe this story isn't really about N, whatever!

Prism came in the room where White was standing with a drunk N on the floor. She gasped. "White! Even though I don't see you much, I can't believe you will do that to N!"

"What?! NO! I didn't-! ANI!"

Yeaaah...um...bye? Monster White after me, 2 ol' clock. With a clever. See ya!

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