Ani: Hi! We're back!
Black: *waves hand*
Ani: A~nd Black has his mouth taped…and muffled…by the guy way down there
Black: *muffled voice*
Ani: Hehe! I guess you can say I dug his grave!
Black: *widen eyes*
Ani: *scowl* Not like that! I meant I buried him underground so he won't be screaming his bald head off!
Black: T T
Ani: What? I gave him an oxygen tank. He'll be fine!
Black: T T
Ani: What?
Black: MSDFSFWEFDSFSDGCFDSMEW!
Ani: *Watches some dust fall* Wow, that must be a really loud scream if even your muffled one made the dust fall…again.
Ani: Okay, so do the disclaimer and let's get this over with!
Black: Mmmhmsdedasefsd
Ani: What the heck are you trying to-oh! I get it! I have to do the disclaimer! Okay, so I don't own anything except for my poor grade on science!
Black: *thinks* WHAT?!
Ani: I can hear your 'WHAT?!' thoughts okay?
Ani: Onwards!
Prism held her head high as she walked back to her cottage with Eevee. Eevee sweatdropped and took one last look at the school building. "You sure you're not…uh…going to the principal's office? I'm pretty sure knocking a kid out the building and landing to Fiore, giving him a semi coma is going to be a huge penalty. Prism smirked as her eyes flare with anger. "Not if that 'kid' is Gold." She made air quotation marks with her hands on the word, "kid".
Good point. Eevee thought.
Somewhere, in a hospital, a certain playboy sneezed mentally
"So…what are we going to do with the others? Get Celebi to somehow get Jirachi out of its slumber or something?" Eevee said. Prism furrowed her brow. "I dunno. We better make sure Twinleaves Leafeon is okay. You know, since she's…a plant. Literally."
"Hey, at least she gets to make her own energy and stuff. You know, photosynthesis?"
"…she doesn't have water."
"Oh…"
"And Vaporeon's…a bubble."
"Bubbles." Eevee corrected. Prism rolled her eyes. "Don't make me use the frying pan I used on Gold on you."
Eevee shuddered. "Okay, I have a question. Why don't you just fry him on your pan instead of sending him to tomorrow? Okay, maybe several days instead of tomorrow, but still."
Prism thought for a bit. "Too small, the frying pan. Plus, I don't think I want to be responsible for any deaths."
Says the woman who almost killed Arceus with her essay on the definition of Arceus. Arceus, I don't think Arceus is going to care about his weight, height, comparison to weight, the scientific name for him, how he got the name from, the national pokedex number, the other pokedex number, etc. Eevee said.
"Then again." Eevee said out loud. "That chatot almost killed the monster of the forest with its out of tune singing, except that he got eaten…"
"What are you talking about?" Prism raised an eyebrow. Eevee realized she talked out loud, and shook her head until her neck almost pulled a muscle. "Nothing."
"Nothing? You started talking about the death of that out of tune chatot! I wouldn't call that 'nothing'."
"Yeah, sure. Just like I wouldn't call breaking a thunder stone to nothing but small crystallized dust 'nothing'." Eevee looked at Prism's hand that had small crystal-ly stuff coming out from its grasp. Prism laughed sheepishly.
T T
Ani: Prism…is scary
Black: Mmmmfhmmmfmm *nods head*
Eevee's ear twitched slightly at a small cracking of a twig. Seriously? Eevee thought in disdain. Prism was unconsciously breaking a dawn stone to the same fate as the thunderstone while walking.
Cottage
"I'm-" Prism started to say as she opened the door.
"PRISM YOU BETTER GET YOUR BUTT HERE AND WHIP UP AN ANTIDOTE! I HAVE ENOUGH WITH THIS SHADOW AND GHOST POKEMON!" the voice of Eevee Flareon roared in the kitchen.
"I'M NOT A GHOST! IT'S CALLED INVISIBLE!" Jolteon Eevee shouted. "AND…okay, in a way I am a shadow. BUT STILL!" Shadow Umbreon said.
"Yes, I can see you miss me too." Prism muttered under her breath.
"Hah, all they miss is your brain and your hands." Eevee scoffed. She stopped and cowered a bit at Prism glare. "Devil glare…" Eevee whispered to herself. At least all she got was a stomped tail, even though it's flat like Bidoof's.
"ALL RIGHT!" Prism yelled in fury and annoyance. "I'LL WHIP UP THE STUPID ANTIDOTE! AND MAYBE GET SOME POISON FOR OUR DEAR OL' GOLD!" she said sarcastically at the last part. "Joking." Prism gritted at Eevee's horrored expression. Although, to Eevee, and maybe to pretty much anyone, her voice tells a different story. Like 180 degrees different.
The bushes rustled.
Eevee followed Prism cautiously to the kitche-
"EEK!" Eevee said, all spiked up like a spooked cat. "There's a shadow with no body!"
"It's just me, Eevee." Shadow Umbreon sweatdropped. He stood in the place where the sunlight is so they could see him. "Halloween's over."
Eevee remembered the bloodied zombies but shook that out with a mental dust broom.
Prism stomped toward the kitchen sink. Bubble Vaporeon took a step back, watching Prism wide eyed by her intense fury.
"What happened?" Twin Flareon whispered to Eevee. "Gold." Eevee said like that was the only explanation needed. "Gold? Did she steal something?" Bubbles Vaporeon said curiously, walking towards Eevee. "No, Gold." Eevee repeated. "I heard you the first time. Did she rob a bank?" Bubble Vaporeon said. "I think Eevee means the guy with the skateboard. You know, the one who took all the cookies before?" Popsicle Glaceon said. Glaceon Eevee nodded.
"…oh! That Gold. Sheesh, this is confusing with their names." Bubble Vaporeon sighed. "We were having a convo about Blue's." Invisible Jolteon said. "Eek!" Eevee said. "There's a voice with no body!"
"It's me you idiot!"
"Oh, it's you, Jolt." Eevee said this like a disappointment, ears drooping. Invisible Jolteon invisibly twitched with an invisible tick mark. "Oh, I'm so sorry to be a disappointment." He said sarcastically.
"Wait," Eevee turned to the Flareons and Glaceons and Bubble Vaporeon. "Don't you guys ever, like, bump into Jolteon or something?"
"We go through him like a ghost I guess." Eevee Flareon shrugged. "Yep." Invisible Jolteon said. "That must feel weird." Eevee commented.
"Thing is, I don't feel a thing." Invisible Jolteon sai-
BAM!
Everyone jumped a bit from the pot that Prism pretty much slammed on the table. Everyone stared for a reaction of some sort to indicate using a helmet, but none came. They slowly went back to their conversation. "Where's Sylveon?" Eevee asked. "Duh, up there. You can kinda see her, with the form and all. And she's the only cloud that's not a rain cloud." Shadow Umbreon said. As soon as that was out, it started to rain outside.
"Wow." Flareon Twin said.
"Wow indeed." Prism gritted darkly as she stabbed the whisk into the mixing bowl.
Stare, wait, talk again.
"Um…she's making an antidote right? And not a cake?" Popsicle Glaceon said. "We're missing someone…" Bubble Vaporeon said.
"I pretty sure she's making an anti…" Eevee watched Prism take out some sugar and flour and faltered a bit. "…dote…"
"Huh. I'm pretty sure that's a cake." Flareon Eevee said.
"Uh…" Shadow Umbreon said. "Has anyone seen twinleaves of Leafeon?"
"I knew it! We are missing somepokemon!" Bubble Vaporeon blurted out. "Yes, yes, congrats." Jolteon said in a monotone voice. "You don't think Twinleaves Leafeon is over there, do you?" Popsicle Glaceon said with a horrified look.
"What makes you say that-" Eevee said. Glaceon lifted a shaking paw and pointed at a twinleaf that near the cackling flames of the-
"HOLY ARCEUS! LEAFEON'S ABOUT TO BE ROASTED ALIVE BY THE OVEN!" Bubble Vaporeon yelped. "Don't just stand there!" Shadow Umbreon snapped. "Get her!"
Hypocrite, not doing anything but bark orders
"Just so you know." Umbreon said calmly, as if reading the other's mind. "I'm a shadow." He emphasized the word.
"I'm a popsicle." Popsicle Glaceon declared. That cleared that up. "I'm invisible. Can't touch anything." Jolteon replied. "I'll get her." Eevee said and quickly got Leafeon by the stem and tugging her back just in time before a cinder landed at the same place where Leafeon was. "Phew."
"We're still missing somepokemon." Bubble Vaporeon said as Eevee came back carefully with Leafeon on her head.
"Who? We have two flameheads, a frostberry flavored of me, Eevee that's perfectly fine, a shadow with no body, a voice with no body, a twinleaf that's Leaf, a cloud above us that doesn't rain unless sad or something, and me, a perfectly de-evolutionized Glaceon. Oh, and you of course." Glaceon Eevee said.
"I could think of one more." Eevee sing sang. "Who?" Glaceon Eevee said.
"I'm thinking of an eeveelution that now sparkles like jewel. Actually, she is a jewel."
"ESPEON!" everyone said. "I can't believe I forgot about her." Glaceon Eevee said, shaking her head.
"I heard my name." Espeon's head popped out from the kitchen doorway. "Eek! It's an Espeon sized Jewel talking! Oh, it's you." Bubble Vaporeon stopped panicking. Espeon lifted her head up proudly. "Isn't this great!" she cheered.
"Prissy b…no, Prissy Pokemon." Flareon Eevee muttered. "What did you say?" Espeon said coldly. "I said that you are the counterpart of Ruby." Flareon Eevee said. "But a dawn jewel isn't a counterpart of rubies, is it?" Bubble Vaporeon whispered. "No." Eevee sighed. "Ruby. As in that same guy that asked Espeon to check his new design. As in one of the prissiest prissy boys there is in Prissy world." Flareon Twin said. "Ruby's a person?" Vaporeon cocked her head on one side.
Jolteon invisibly anime fell. Eevee anime fell. Espeon sweatdropped. Flareon twin and Flareon Eevee anime fell, the Glaceons did a sky dive facepalm.
Umbreon…uh…fell…but really anime fell.
Bubble Vaporeon just looked on curiously with the weird reactions. "You know him, remember?" Popsicle Glaceon said.
Bubble Vaporeon thought for a bit. "Oh!" a lightbulbed lit up above her. "It's that guy!"
Everyone nodded, relieved. "Who sold those cute little plushies!" Vaporeon declared.
Anime fell.
"No!" Eevee scolded at Bubble Vaporeon. "It's that guy with the sewing needle! Always getting in trouble with Sapphire! And Sapphire's the girl who swings from tree to tree with an accent! And yes! Sapphire's a person!"
One second, two second, three second…
"Oh! I remember now! It's the guy with the white hair! Er, I mean hat. Always get that confused." Vaporeon said.
"I think it's because my brain cells are now bubbles too. Firm bubbles but still." Vaporeon said. "That makes sense, in a way. I guess that means we better turn you and Leafeon quick before you or Leafeon gets a huge amnesia or get scorched."
"OMA! Where's Leafeon?" Flareon Eevee looked around, crouching. "On my head." Eevee gestured to the top of her head with her eyes. "Oh." Flareon Eevee said, stopping what she was doing. "I seriously think Prism's making a cake." Umbreon said. Everyone looked at the shadow and then looked at Prism, who was pouring batter to the cookie mold. "Um…more like cookies?" Bubble Vaporeon said. "…she's supposed to make an antidote, not preparing for a party." Flareon Twin said.
"Who said was a party?" Prism muttered darkly. Everyone flinched. "She was listening?" Eevee whispered. "Where are you going?" Flareon twin asked Espeon, who was about to leave. "Oh! Um…" Espeon looked away. "You're just trying to save your own hide from Prism." Flareon Eevee sighed.
"Wow! Are you a fortune teller or something?"
"Yes, I am-" Flareon Eevee said sarcastically. "Wait a minute…" Flareon Eevee said suspiciously at the new voice. Everyone turned to the kitchen doorway…
"Aah! It's a shadow with no body!" Diamond yelled, pointing at Shadow Umbreon. "Oh for Arceus sake." Umbreon muttered. "What are you guys doing here?" Eevee yelped. "What are you doing here?" Popsicle Glaceon said. "How did you even get in here?" Jolteon asked. "EEK! There's a voice with no body!" Yellow yelped a little softer than most yellings. "Grr…" Jolteon growled in frustration. "It's just Jolteon and Umbreon." Green said, remembering what Prism yelled before.
"Right…" Yellow said, repeating to herself some inaudible words, still looking at the shadow of Umbreon warily. "By the way, I noticed some books were missing in the living room." Pearl said thoughtfully. "…stalker." Flareon Eevee said bluntly, not even trying to hide it in a whisper. Pearl sweatdropped. "Am not!" he said.
"What's with the weird color?" Gold asked Glaceon Eevee. "What? But-How did-What are you doing here?" Glaceon Eevee sputtered. "I thought…you know…Glaceon nod her head towards the direction to Prism, who was standing scarily still.
Then, Prism turned around, holding a tray of cookies with a smile on her face. "Have some cookies!" she said cheerfully.
The eeveelutions looked at Prism liked she just came back from the dead.
Or from the scary devil aura.
But, the aura still there, only known to the eeveelutions. "Don't mind if I do!" Gold said and greedily took a cookie. Everyone did the same, saying thank you or thanks, some were a bit reluctant. The smart ones,
Ani: *cough* Not like I'm…uh…making fun of them…or something…
Black: Mmsfsfeda
The smart ones were a bit suspicious. They took a bite, and the smart ones and the eeveelutions realized a mistake.
Prism was smirking evilly.
Too late, the dexholder swallowed it before seeing Prism's evil smile. Green widened his eyes. "What's in them?" he demanded before he felt a dull pain in his stomach. "Oh, nothing." Prism's voice was coated with honey.
Evil honey.
"Just…" Prism set the tray on the table. "The same 100 potions that I made for no reason *glares at choking Gold*."
"WHAT?!"
Too late. It's all too late.
Gold: Shrunk
Emerald: Disappear
Crystal: Nothing
Green: Nothing
Red: Relocated
Yellow: A kid, just the same age as when she was first saved by Red
Blue: switched bodies with Sapphire
Sapphire: switched bodies with Blue
Ruby: A girl (perfect, if you ask me)
Silver: Can't talk
Eevee and the other eeveelutions stared at the pokedex holders present with wide eyes. Prism hmphed.
"Where's Emerald? And Red?" Bubble Vaporeon shrieked.
"I see Emerald! He's invisible, like me." Jolteon said. "Eek! It's-oh, it's just Jolteon." Bubble Vaporeon said. Jolteon was too surprised at the scene before him to react.
"Sylveon!" Espeon noticed the cloud next to the window. Sylveon waved with her ribbon feelers. "I saw Red, why is he hanging from a cloud?"
"He's hanging from a cloud?" squeaked young Yellow. "Kawaii!" Sapph-er, Blue squealed as she gushed at Yellow's cuteness. "Is this how you look when Red first saved you?"
"Sapphire?" Ruby said in surprise. "Hmm? What do ya-" Blue Sapphire-
Ani: Wait a minute…sapphires are blue…
Black: safsdfmmm
Ani: Whatever
"OMA! WHY IS THERE A DOUBLE OF ME?!" Shrieked Blue and Sapphire, pointing at each other. "They switched bodies!" Flareon twin cried out. "WHAT?!"
"Hey, guys, what happened? I was suddenly in the living room and-where's Emerald?" Red said, coming in. Sylveon looked up. "Wait, how come Red's still up there?" she asked.
Everyone looked at Sylveon and Red back and forth. "WHAT?!"
"What's going on?! How come my hand is going through everything and vise versa?" Emerald said panicky. "Eek! It's a voice with no body!" Bubble Vaporeon shrieked. "It's me! Am I invisible? How come Jolteon only sees me?" Emerald's voice echoed. "I'm invisible too." Jolteon replied.
"Forget about that!" SapphBlue snapped. "I'm in another body!"
"And Yellow's younger!" said a voice. "Eek! Another voice with no-"
"Down here!"
Everyone looked down to see a miniature sized Gold on the seat of a chair. He's the same age, same clothes, same voice, different size.
"You look like those keychain sized dolls." Flareon twin commented. "So!" Gold's voice said angrily. It sounded…all helium like. Some people pfft a laughter. "I know! My voice sounds funny!" Gold complained.
"Who are you?" Popsicle Glaceon asked a girl with black hair and white hat with ruby red eyes. "I'm Ruby. Right?" Ruby said.
"Ruby! You're a girl!" Glaceon Eevee said. "Perfect, if ya ask meh." BlueSapph said.
Ruby Girl screamed all girly like.
"Ugh…so perfect, it's almost scary." Eevee said.
Everyone agreed.
"But Green and Crystal seem fine. Silver too." Shadow Umbreon said. "It seems like Green and Crystal had the no effect potion. There was one like that during the 100 tries." Prism said. "What about Silver? You aren't cursing or talking. You okay?"
Silver did try to yell and curse about the cursing part, but as he opened his mouth, no sound came out. Vaporeon shook her head vigorously. "Huh? What? I think I'm turning deaf."
"You're not the only one." Sylveon said worriedly. "I think Silver lost his voice!"
"Well, at least he doesn't use it much." Gold said. Crystal sighed. "If only Gold had that loss as well."
"HEY!"
Silver walked toward the chair Gold was standing on. He kneeled down so he was eye level with miniature Gold. He raised his hand and…
Flicked Gold across the kitchen. Gold slammed into the refrigerator before sliding down a long way down to the ground.
Even if Silver can't talk, he can still use his hands.
And glare.
"Wait, where's the sinnoh people?" Invisible Jolteon said. Everyone waited for devil mode Prism's answer. "Well…" Prism ticked off her fingers. "By process of elimination…"
"Munch!"
"It will be the pokemon transforming one." Prism said.
"You mean those three?" Popsicle Glaceon said, backing away from a hungry Munchlax.
"Don't tell me…that Buneary, Munchlax, and Chatot is actually…"
"That's right! That's right!" said Chatot Pearl.
…
"EEEEHHHH!?"
"You're screwed, Prism." Eevee said. "I originally planned it for Gold. But, seeing how the others eavesdropped, I decided to add." Prism replied.
Silence…
Blue… goes the thought of every dexholder except for Blue.
Uh oh… Blue thought, feeling the angry glares of her peers.
"Bun!" hmphed Buneary Platinum.
"Here." Prism bent down, holding a tray of cookies with potions to the eeveelutions. "Supposedly, if you eat the potion again, you're supposed to turn back to normal."
"Huh." Umbreon said dumbly. "So…"
"Yes, despite your poor faith in me…" Prism said bitterly. Everyone shuddered. "I made the 'antidotes' again."
"Good! Give some to meh!" BlueSapph said. "Pokemon only." Prism replied. "But I guess it works on the sinnoh trio, since they're pokemon right no-"
"Get your paws, er, whatever they are, off of me!" Hissed Popsicle Glaceon. "Munch." Diamond Munchlax licked the popsicle liquid thingy off his fingers. "Munch~lax!"
"Bad! BAD! BAD!" Chatot Pearl scolded. "Munch-er…Diamond…said that Popsicle Glaceon taste like Frostberries." Flareon Eevee translated. "But why my tail?" Glaceon Popsicle said.
"Bun! Bun! Buneary ry!" Buneary Platinum demanded. "Platinum demands Prism to give them the cookies so they can turn back to normal." Eevee translated. "As the Bertiliz heir…"
Prism set the cookies on the floor and the sinnoh Pokemon trio ate a cookie. They suddenly glowed and everyone blinked. Platinum, Diamond, and Pearl were back to normal in a flash. "Uh…okay…that was…" Eevee said.
"Boring." Flareon Twin said. "I agree." Flareon Eevee said. "Okay, who's next?" Prism said. "I am!" Vaporeon said and ate one cookie. She swallowed. Then the bubbles started to pop, but instead of emptiness, flesh started to be revealed. After five seconds, Vaporeon was…well, Vaporeon.
"…That was…poppy." Vaporeon said. "But I like the sensation!"
"…It sure was interesting." Green said. "But how come the pokemon gets to be back to normal!" Gold whined. Silver tapped him on the head, which feels like a boulder on Gold, and got knocked out.
"I do not wish for that experience to happen again." Platinum said. "Who doesn't?" SapphBlue said. BlueSapph shrugged. "Beats meh."
Espeon hmphed.
"Flareon?" Prism asked. "Wouldn't Flareon twin be…uh…" Eevee said. "We're not real." Flareon twin and Popsicle Glaceon said.
Flareon Eevee ate a cookie. Then, as if Flareon Eevee touched a fire stone, she evolved to Flareon while the twin started to fade away. When Flareon was back to normal, Flareon twin faded away to nothing but thin air. "I feel like I just evolved twice in my lifetime." Flareon blinked. "But YES! I'M BACK TO NORMAL!"
Ani: Black…a pokemon version of…wait, that's Loudred…
Black: MmMfsfdsm
"My turn." Glaceon Eevee said. "What about the Red up in the sky?" Sylveon said. "Uh…there's a me up there?" Red pointed up. Sylveon nodded. "Which one is the real one?" Little Yellow asked. "Um…I think it's me…but…I dunno."
"When I had a twin, I know who is the twin and who's not." Flareon said. "But…" she turned around with a sheepish look. "I doubt this happens with clueless people."
"I guess you're right…" Red said, completely oblivious from the insult. Everyone sweatdropped. Yep, exactly right.
Ani: At least she's not Ruby in Lady Jewelpet…
Black: Mmmfffmmfm?
Ani: …Ruby, like Pokemon Ruby Ruby, is not a rabbit, so yeah…
Glaceon took a bite. It happened the same way as Flareon, except Popsicle Glaceon melted instead. Glaceon blinked. "I know what you mean." She told Flareon. "What about melted Popsicle Glaceon?" Vaporeon looked at the icy blue puddle. She licked it. "Taste like Frostberry juice."
"What's a frostberry?" SapphBlue asked. "A frozen berry?" Invisible Emerald said. "A berry with frost?" suggested Crystal. "A Snover Berry?" Ruby Girl said at the same time. Vaporeon blinked. "What?"
"I think it's a Snover Berry…" Prism said. "I think…"
"You said that twice." Vaporeon said. "What about us though?" SapphBlue complained. "I refuse to be in Sapphire's body."
"Ditto." BlueSapph said. "Where?" Vaporeon, Diamond, and Emerald said at the same time. "Over there." Prism pointed at the toaster. "And there." Prism pointed at BlueSapph's pocket. The toaster Prism pointed suddenly turned back to a Ditto. "Ditto!"
"You have a Ditto?" Pearl said. "Yes. Well, no. DittyDitto's a friend of mine."
"Ditty what?" SapphBlue said. "DittyDitto." Prism repeated.
"Nice to meet cha, DittyWitty!" BlueSapph said. "It's DittyDitto." Eevee said. "We're going through that whole process again. "Well, who knew such a simple name is such a hard name to remember, right, DittyDitty?" Umbreon said.
"DittyDitto." Prism corrected. "That's a dumb name." Green said monotonously. Ditto, who was insulted, transformed into a huge hammer and banged at Green on the head. That was the only really big reaction Prism ever seen on Green's face.
"What the-" Green said, rubbing his head while DittyDitto transformed into a innocent pichu.
"Aww…DittyWillow is so cute!" SapphBlue said. Ruby Girl nodded, clasping his/her hands next to his/her cheek.
Ani: Wait, I'm confused. Should I call Ruby Girl she or he?
Black: *shrugs* Mmmfffmm
"If only you got the name right." Eevee huffed. Prism opened the door and handed one cookie to Sylveon. "Here."
"Thanks." Sylveon bit a piece of cookie. The clouds started to evaporated to reveal the real flesh of Sylveon, who, was in midair, gracefully landed on the ground. "What about Jolt and Um?" Glaceon said.
"I'm a shadow." Umbreon said.
"I'm invisible." Jolteon chimed. "Eek! A voice with no-" Flareon started to say. "Flareon! It's me!" Jolteon said, angry.
"You should be able to touch food if you're thinking of eating one…" Emerald said, picking up a cookie that's potionless. "Eek! The cookie's floating!" Vaporeon shrieked. "It's just me…" Emerald said. T T
Jolteon took an invisible bite on one of the potion cookies. "EEK! There's a bite out of nowhere on the-"
"It's Jolteon." Umbreon said.
Jolteon suddenly popped into view. "That was…quick."
Everyone agreed. "What about me?" Umbreon said. "Maybe…eat the shadow of the cookie?" Crystal suggested. Silver nodded.
Prism held up a cookie to the sun so the shadow was just a few feet away from Umbreon, where the shadow is visible. Umbreon walked toward the shadow and took a shadow bite out of the shadow of the cookie. As he did this, the actual cookie had a bite mark on where Umbreon bit.
Umbreon, who closed his eyes when biting the cookie, swallowed. Eyes still closed, Umbreon felt the flatness gave way to actual 3D, as if he's a balloon getting air. Umbreon opened his eyes and found that he was back to normal. "YES!"
"What about Leaf?" Prism said.
Silence…
"OMA!" All the eeveelutions present screamed. "WE FORGOT!"
"Where is she?"
"What if the wind picked up?"
"What if a pokemon ATE her?!"
"Eew. They're eating her organs and every-"
"That's not the point! Gah! What if someone stomped on her and suffocated her?!"
"Everyone! Check your shoes!"
"Like THAT'S going to help."
"DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEA?!"
"I have her." Sylveon came into the kitchen, holding twinleaves on her ribbon feelers. There is a wave of sighs of reliefs.
"And here I thought we need to give poor twinleaves of Leafeon a grave." Vaporeon said.
Yeah…no.
"Okay, so…how do we give Leafeon a cookie? Turn the cookie to water or somethin'?" BlueSapph asked. "I have potion in liquid form." Prism held up a spray bottle with a clear fizzy looking liquid. "Don't get the wrong idea, it's not sparkling water."
She sprayed some of the potion of the twinleaves. It started to glow. "You may want to put her down and step back." Prism advised. Everyone obeyed. It was like watching a leaf evolve. But instead of a flower or tree, it was a Leafeon. Leafeon, who was back to normal, blinked. "I felt like I just evolved from a leaf."
"That, is an accurate description of what just happened." Red said. Young Yellow nodded.
"What about Wild Thief and the others?" Eevee gestured to the other mismatched with her tail. "Let them rot." Prism answered innocently. DittyDitto transformed into a thumbs up sign.
"Oi." Gold said helium-ly. "That's not nice."
Silver nodded in a rare agreement with Mini Gold. "Maybe you can alter the recipe so humans can take it?" Crystal suggested. Prism looked at Crystal with a "Really?" look. "Why do you care? It's not like it affected you in anyway, and this way, pervert here will be easier to handle, no? Just use him as an ornament in your living room."
Crystal actually considered that for a moment. She shook her head to clear her thoughts. "Even though it was tempting," Crystal admitted. "Hey!" Gold said indignantly. "This might be trouble in the long run. Eventually, it's going to be bad publicity in case someone found out."
"Like that guy who has a crush on Gre-MMFMM!" Vaporeon got shushed by Flareon. "Idiot." She hissed. "Who?" Green demanded, hearing part of his name. "I think the name was Billy." Umbreon said. "Isn't it Billiard?" Jolteon said. "…Billiard? Billiard?" Glaceon said. "Seriously?"
"I thought it was Bishie." Vaporeon said. Flareon let go of her mouth before she suffocated. "Bishie." Glaceon repeated, dumbstruck. "Bishie."
"It wasn't?" Vaporeon had a confused look on her face. Glaceon didn't even bother sweatdropping. "I get pet names, but Bishie?"
"Are you guys talking about Bill?" Emerald said. "Aah! It's-" Vaporeon started. "It's Emerald, even though I can't see him." Jolteon said. "Bill? We never said anything about bills, have we Sylveon?" Leafeon asked. Sylveon shook her head. "We never even owe any debts besides the antidote…"
"No, Emerald means the person named Bill." SapphBlue said. "Describe him." Flareon said. "He's a college guy with curly hair and…doesn't have much battling experience." Red said. Eevee blinked. "Apart from the curly hair and college age, we can't exactly picture him except for some random dude to keep losing in a pokemon battle."
"Try describing physically." Glaceon said. "Um…" Red scratched his head. "Apart from that, there really isn't any distinct…oh! He has this funny weird accent."
"Funny weird accent, huh?" Flareon said, not impressed. "Like Mini Gold right now? 'Cause it's pretty funny and weird if you ask me."
"No, more like Sapphire's, but…more…slangish?"
"Well, what do you want us to do?" Flareon said sarcastically. "Get everyone in the Kanto region with curly hair to talk with a funny and weird accent that has a heavy slang in them?"
"Well, what should we do to turn back to normal? Only possible way is to-ow! Bit my tongue, Sapph, how do you handle these fangs of yours? Anyway, the only possible way is to alter the potion's recipe a bit so we could transform back, right?" SapphBlue said.
"Not possible." Umbreon replied. "That's going to cause more errors probably and then we're going to be back to square one."
"You got a point." Crystal said.
"Besides, if you don't do exactly has the book says, alter or not, you might as well say you're making poison instead." Prism said. "Then what should we do?" Whimpered young Yellow. "Look at the bright side, Straw Hat Gal. At least you get to live a little longer being all cute again while I'm stuck being in danger of becoming a Christmas ornament." Mini Gold said.
"Yeah, and I'm stuck in Sapphire's body and Vice Versa." SapphBlue added. "And Red has a twin."
"Speaking of which, who's going to get that Red down? I believe the other Red is still stuck up there." Sylveon said.
Silence…
"Red, it's your doppelganger. You do something." SapphBlue said. "But doesn't that mean he's going to die soon?" Pearl frowned. "Ha. Ya don't have to worry about anything 'cause you're back to normal." BlueSapph rolled her/Blue's eyes.
"I think he should be fine." Prism said, looking out the window. "Why's that?" Platinum asked. "A horde of Venipede is under the cloud Red's twin is, so-"
"Why would a horde of Venipede be around here?" Green asked. "Why is Arceus God when a teenager almost captured him?" Prism retorted.
Arceus sneezed somewhere.
Suddenly, a book was flying into the window. Bird wings somehow grew on the cover and is now flapping like a book bird. Prism caught it and the wings stopped flapping and folded. Prism looked at the cover. "Flying Flies. A book of how the philosophy of flying flew through the pages of history…" Prism read.
"That's just like that super naturals book. Natural remedies that just super." Vaporeon said.
Ani: MLP reference
Prism threw the book away. Before it hit anything, the wings started to flap again and the book flew out the kitchen and went back to the living room. "To answer your question earlier, it's still raining. I think they're attracted to the mud." Prism said, looking out the window. Sure enough, the Venipedes were having fun playing in mud.
"Well, there's a first time for everything." Prism said. "Yes, just like there's a first time for an antidote for us…" Mini Gold said. Prism glared at him. "You are in no position to say anything, Mister. Don't forget, this all started because of you with Blue dragging the others as well."
"Brilliant deduction," SapphBlue said, fake smiling. "If you could just skip the ending part."
Everyone glared at her.
"Hehe…" SapphBlue said sheepishly. "No use crying over spilt milk?"
"Unless a certain troublemaker made the milk spill in the first place." Emerald muttered.
SapphBlue sweatdropped.
"I just had this thought." Flareon said suddenly. "What?" Emerald said. "Be right back." Flareon went out and came back with a bucket of green paint. "Where's Emerald?"
"I'm here." Emerald said. "Remember, I'm invisi-" before he knew it, Flareon spill the paint over him in the direction where the voice came from. "Hey! I can see Emerald now!" Ruby Girl said. Emerald, who was dripping in paint, is now not so invisible.
"Why didn't I think of that" Jolteon said. T T
"But it's kinda freaky…there's holes where the eyes are supposed to be." Young Yellow cowered unconsciously behind Red.
"Well…I wouldn't expect any of you to open your eyes to let paint go on your eyes, will you?" Glaceon said. "Good point." Red said.
"Now what? We're not goin' anywhere with how to get to normal." BlueSapph said.
"What's up, Prism? You look like you had an idea." Green said. "Oh, um…I just realized that today's the day when I'm supposed to meet up with Jirachi and-"
"SAY WHAT?!"
"What." Prism answered. "There, I said it."
Ani: Yes! I'm done and-holy Mew! Over 5,000 words! O_O
Black: MMMMMFFFFMMM! *Points mouth*
Ani: Yeah, you can talk after. What I realized right now is that the only votes I have for Soul/Enemy thing is two. Both for Soul. Peoplez, do you guys want Soul first? 'Cause that's what's going to happen.
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Ani: I get that people might not just care but still!
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Ani: Black! Remember your 'training' and SHUSH. Anyways, review! 500 views or so, and only 13 reviews. Honestly, only one person is really reviewing these days. ONE.
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Ani: Shush or you'll get a 500 pokedollar fine fee! Okay, so apart from reviewing, I need to step up to the next chapter so I can be in time for Christmas. This is not good, especially with all the school stuff…darn.
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Ani: Black, SHUSH! So, back to the readers, check out the other story, there hasn't been much going on there, and review there. And…yeah, that's it.
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Ani: Shush! So *looks at clock* Oh, shoot! I forgot the time! The oxygen tank ran out a couple of minutes ago! Black, why didn't you tell-oh! THAT'S what you were trying to say. Why don't you stop trying to tell me and start running down those 574 floors and dig him back out, huh? Don't just stand there, go! And no! You do NOT need your mouth to run and dig. OUT!