Ani: I finally found the energy to post this thing!

Black: She could have done it on Friday, but was…lazy…

Ani: Yep! And now…SCHOOL!

Black: She doesn't own anything

Ani: Yeah, I do! I own my computer!

While the gang was stuck in the cottage, the next day Prism happily went to school by herself.

"In case Wild Thief tries to do anything." Eevee said before Prism left.

So Prism went to school by herself. What she didn't plan on was the humongous pile of homework for the 13 missing people.

"Why can't you guys do it? You guys are friends right?" Prism whined. "Yeah but you see them a lot these days. Aren't you friends too?" Erika pointed out. Prism scoffed. "Not if 99% of the time is always just Blue barging in with blackmailed people."

The gym leaders aka teachers sweatdropped at the comment and ignored it.

So, with Prism bookcase full of papers, worksheets, packets, etc; she still has more paperwork to do.

Prism looked at the HUGE pile of papers on her desk, eye twitching. The other students were watching the scene since that means that there's less time of class. The pile of papers is actually ONE test.

ONE.

It was as tall as the ceiling, minus one head of a person.

"Prism, I expect that you understand the standard test rules, but one exception. You may talk since no one else has the same test. Get a pencil out." Instructed the teacher. "Uh…Ms…Ivy?"

"Yes?"

"No, nevermind…"

"Good."

Timeskip

"And so, if you see that-" Ivy turned to the class away from the blackboard she was writing. "Prism! What are you doing?!"

Prism looked up from her test and looked down at Ivy. Due to the fact that the first page is too high, she had to take off her shoes to gently climb the tower of paper. Miraculously, the papers didn't topple down.

She must be light thought some students.

"Prism, you must know that you need to stay in your seat?" Ivy said sternly. "But-" Prism said.

"Now."

Prism sighed and let go of the paper she was holding and dropped right on the seat. She then put on her shoes again.

Ivy turned around and continued her lesson.

For about a minute, Prism was just drumming her fingers on what to do.

She could try just knocking the tower sideways, but she'll feel sorry for the other students. The tower is too long to just lay on the row of empty desks Prism was sitting in.

Ani: Remember, the dexholders are absent

Black: *raises hand* I'M NOT ABSENT!

Ani: Quiet! And I mean the people in school are absent!

She could do bottom up, but it wouldn't mean that she'll finish all of them.

She could somehow get part of the tests from the bottom out like Jenga, but that's impossible because of that humungous staple.

Where they could find a staple like that is a mystery to Prism who didn't feel like solving it.

Prism noticed one student, a girl, secretly doing makeup with her compact mirror.

…

The rules never say that she couldn't borrow some stuff from other students…

Prism tapped at a boy sitting a couple of seats away. "Psst. You have screwdriver on you?"

Timeskip

Ivy turned around finally and gasped. Everyone turned to where she was looking. Prism was doing her test.

It was the contraption that was surprising.

Prism used various metal poles that are actually the desk's legs that she unscrewed with the screwdriver she borrowed. She screwed them with the screws to make a long pole, as high as the ceiling minus one head. There were desks that belong to the dex holders that were just the top, Prism used all four legs of each of them. Ivy noticed that some other student's desk had only three legs.

Ivy figured that they did whisper down the lane due to some students farthest away from Prism had only three legs as well.

The girl who just finished doing her makeup passed Prism her compact mirror, as well as several others. Prism had two rulers she borrowed and tape to tape a mirror and another pencil she also borrowed on top of the long rod of desk legs. She angled the various mirrors so that no matter which way the mirror on top turn, it would reflect other mirrors so that Prism could see what's at top with the biggest mirror she was using at the bottom.

That way, she could see what's on the test and use her pencil with another set of desk legs.

So basically she's using two rods of desk legs, mirrors, and her brain.

She was planning on using the pencil she had for the bottom, when she could finally reach it.

Ivy just shook her head with a faint smile and clapped her hands slowly.

Prism passed the 'hidden' test. What would she do in a situation like that.

Prism secretly smiled behind the stack of papers. She was glad she had a little 'training' from the revenge she and Eevee did to Blue, Emerald, and Gold.

Ani: Anyone remember that chapter?

Black: I do! I think!

Ani: Then don't say anything, you idiot

At lunch

"Hey, Prism!" greeted the same girl who did makeup in class. "Hey, Maggie." Prism greeted back. "That was awesome back there." Maggie gushed. "Very cool. Might go down the history books. Say, what was on the test?"

Prism laughed. "Believe it or not, it was actually very easy. Just some kingdergarten stuff and a few college things. Some stuff for the middle, but really, they only care of how I did the test."

Maggie widened her eyes. "Wow." She said.

Wow, indeed. "Come to think of it." Maggie said. "What happened to Blue-sama? I didn't see her today. Nor did I see the other dexholders."

"I'm a big fan of Blue." Maggie added at Prism's confused look. Prism then had a "oh…" look on her face. "I never imagine her to be…popular." Prism said slowly, careful not to insult Blue too much.

"You better believe it!" Maggie grinned. "Especially in the Fashion Club, the Tech Club but not as much as Green, the Spy Club…"

"Wait, hold on." Prism said. "The Spy Club? As in a group of people stalking someone?"

"No, more like people who want to be spies. Like a detective. The club's basically on tools spies or detectives will use." Maggie said.

Prism nodded in understanding, still weirded out that the school has something like that.

"A thief's club more like it…" Prism murmured. Maggie laughed. "Yeah, there was one time when someone did propose to the idea, but it was turned down by the school."

Maggie thought a bit. "Not like it would ever be accepted. You'll really be stealing and stuff."

That, was totally Blue themed.

Prism noticed a girl with orange hair in a pigtail on the side. "Misty!" Prism waved the gymleader over. "Hi Prism, I heard what happened earlier. That was cool!" Misty said. "Yeah. Hey, shouldn't you be a teacher too?"

Misty shook her head. "Still a senior."

Failed grades or something…?

"Uh, not like I failed grades or anything!" Misty said quickly. Prism immediately felt guilty and waved her arm frantically. "I wasn't thinking of that..."

Misty gave Prism an "I don't believe that" look and put a hand on her hip. "Yeah, I totally recognize that thought with that face of yours. I'm used to it.

"I'm so sorry about that…" Maggie said involuntarily. Misty waved it off. "Yeah, don't need your pity for that."

"…" Prism stared at Misty. "What?" Misty said, a bit weirded out. Prism tried to remember where she seen that look in the eyes before. "Oh, by the way." Misty said, trying to start another conversation. Maggie was cocked her head at Prism's weird behavior. "Do you know what happened to Red and the others? They weren't present today."

"I heard that they got sick or something. I tried asking Professor Oak this morning since he's the grandfather of Green, but all he said was to not worry, it happens a lot." Maggie said.

Ha, an outsider is more worried about them than their own kin. Prism thought.

"I did that too, same answer." Misty said. She looked at Prism. "Do you know what happened? Is Red sick or something?"

"Keep talking." Prism said, still thinking.

Maggie and Misty exchanged questioning looks to each other before going back to conversation. "That could happen, but what about the others? I thought that all 13 are sick." Maggie said. "Unless there's some sort of flu out there but still…"

"I hope Red's okay…" Misty murmured.

Prism narrowed her eyes. Maggie and Misty looked at Prism. "Everything okay?" Maggie asked. Prism tried to match Misty's voice with another.

"Hello~Prism? You in there?" Misty said. "Earth to Prism. Come in Prism!" Maggie said. "Prism…uh…" Maggie thought for a moment. Maggie whispered in Misty's ear. "What's her last name again? I don't think she ever mentioned it."

Misty thought for a second before shrugging. "Maybe Red knows."

"AHA!" Prism said abruptly. She stood up so abruptly that Maggie and Misty jumped back.

"'Aha' what?" Misty said, taking noticed that some people turned their heads at their direction before turning back to whatever they were doing.

"'Aha' you." Prism replied. "Huh?" Maggie and Misty said at the same time with the same confused looks.

"I finally remember where I saw that look in your eyes!" Prism declared.

"Quiet down." Maggie said, seeing that some people turned their heads again before turning back. "What look in her eyes? Worry? Her mother? What?"

"Why did you have to put in my mother?" Misty asked, her eyes scowling. "Hehe, nothing personal, really." Maggie said.

"That look in her eyes is just the same as Gold and Yellow and Sapphire and Ruby!" Prism said, lowering her tone a little so no one else except Maggie and Misty heard. "Gold, Yellow, Sapphire, and Ruby?" Maggie repeated in a question. "What's the same? What's this have to do with Misty's eyes?"

"Well," Prism started. "It's kinda faint, and comes out from time to time, but Yellow has the same thing too! Well, it's a bit stronger than Misty's, I dunno, maybe because Misty is worrying, but Gold also had that same look in his eyes when he asked me about the love potion-remember that? And Sapphire has it pretty much every single time she sees Ruby! Except that it's covered with all the anger and wildness and argue-ness. Ruby, pretty much every time he sees Sapphire except that's covered up with other stuff as well!"

Maggie blinked. Misty, coming to an understanding, tried to hide her blush. "Your…point? So what's the look in their eyes that are similar called?" Maggie said, still wondering. Prism opened her mouth to speak, but nothing came out. "I have no~ idea." Prism said, gently knocking her head with her fist. Maggie anime fell while Misty face palmed.

"I'm still trying to figure it out." Prism explained. "Let's see…what do all of those people have in common…?"

"I know that Sapphire and Ruby fight a lot." Misty said. "There's a rumor that they used to be childhood friends when they were little. Get this, Sapphire was the lady and Ruby was the wild child!" Maggie said excitedly."

"That's a true story." Misty said. "Eh?! Really?!" Maggie said, completely shocked. Misty nodded. "Red told me the story one time."

"Aha!" Prism said. "It's also similar to when Ruby kept talking about fashion and pokemon contests!"

"Let's see…" Maggie put a finger on her chin. "Ruby likes those things…he probably loves them…"

"Aha!" Prism said again. Maggie had this look T T

"What is it?" she asked. "I'm not cupid, let me tell you that." Prism said. "And I'm no love expert like Blue, but I think that look in Misty, Ruby, Yellow, Sapphire, and Gold's eyes is love!" she said smiling. "I think."

Maggie thought for a bit. "Yeah, I guess that's true…it's possible…hm? Misty, you got a fever or something you're bright, oh! I get it…you have a crush on-Mmmfff!" Maggie got cut off by a steaming Misty.

"Jeez, Mist." Prism said. "You seriously need to cool off. Either that or there really is a flu in the air."

And that flu…Maggie tried to say and thought. Is called love!

"Yeah, okay…what's the point in knowing that the look is called love?" Misty said, still covering Maggie's mouth. "MMMFFFMMM!"

It's called a date!

Prism shrugged. "Just saying. Misty, are you going out with someone or something? If you have that look that must mean you like someone right?"

"MMMMMFFFMMHMM!"

It's called Red! Er, I mean, he's named Red! Get it!

"Yeah, I like someone…" Misty said, still a little red while trying to fake smile. "My family. Love them in fact!"

"MMMMFFFFHHMMFFMMM!"

That is the oldest trick in the book! Maggie thought.

That's why it's still in the book. It works. Misty thought, as if reading Maggie's mind.

"No, not like that, like a…um…what was the word? Girlfriend or boyfriend?" Prism said. "Although that just tells me that your friend is a girl or boy, so that's kinda strange…"

Or…not… Misty mentally frowned.

Ha! In your face Misty!

"No, I do not like someone like that." Misty gritted her teeth.

"HM!MMFFM!"

Ha! Yeah right!

"Well, for a girl with silver hair, you're not half bad with the 'look in the eye' thing." Misty tried to change the subject. It worked, much to Maggie's disappointment.

Prism frowned. "Are you calling me old?" she said coldly. Misty gulped. Maggie smiled for Misty's more torture.

"No, it's just…true."

"This is why that little pain in the neck calls me old lady for nothing." Prism said. Misty and Maggie both had a question mark over their heads. "It's not my fault I have silver hair…"

"Uh…" Maggie wasn't sure if Prism was talking to them or to herself.

Prism shook her head as if clearing her thoughts away. "Okay." Prism looked at Maggie, determined. Maggie raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"What were we talking about again?" Prism asked, sweatdropping. Maggie and Misty had a "seriously?" look on their faces and anime fell.

"I completely forgot!" Prism said, laughing a little.

"You just got lucky." Maggie whispered to Misty as they are still on the ground. "Yeah, well…as long as Luck keeps siding with me, all's good." Misty said back.

After school

Prism said bye to Misty and Maggie and went on the path to the forest where her not-so-cozy-anymore- cottage sat.

That's strange…I should be able to see the forest by now…

Prism then noticed a group of forest pokemon up ahead. They were really angry.

When Prism was near them, she asked, "What happened? Where's the fore-"

Then all the pokemon including the beedrill and bird pokemon started to talk at once while doing charades.

Prism sweatdropped as she tried to figure out what they were trying to say. "Wait! I can't understand what you're trying to say all at once!"

The pokemon stopped but were still growling angrily. An Oddish stomped towards Prism. Prism bent down to be able to see Oddish better. "Odd Odd Di Di Dish Oddish Odd!" Oddish said angrily while moving its leaves.

Prism blinked. "Hold on, let me get this straight, you're mad."

It was obvious, but Oddish nodded anyway, still frowning.

Then a beedrill buzzed up and did what Oddish did, talk while moving its stingers and such.

Prism watched Beedrill for a while. "Because…your home is destroyed."

Everypokemon nodded. "That will explain the forest disappearing…" Prism murmured as an Ursaring continued, growling from anger.

"By…" Prism tried to interpret the fast hand motions and angry growls. "people?"

Then all the pokemon said the same thing.

"Dex…holders…" Prism translated.

"Hold on, let's rewind this." Prism said, standing up. "You're telling me that you guys are angry because your homes and the forest is destroyed by a red freak, a miniature guy, a silent guy, a robotic guy, a wild thief, a thieving barbarian, a green guy with holes for eyes, a glutton, a yeller, a rich girl, a girl, a young girl (by crying? Okay…), and a kick maniac (a maniac huh?) who was fighting over a piece of cake?" Prism said in disbelief. "And the monsters of the forest disappeared huh?"

Nods.

Prism blinked, dumbstruck. "And the others?"

Prism translated some pokemon's gestures. "They were sideliners."

Eevee and the others were sideliners?

"Oh." Prism said as she saw a Pichu's gesture. "And DittyDitto. Not DittyMitty, okay Pichuira? Oh~ they also played some part in destroying the forest huh? Especially Leafeon? Well, it was bound to happen again anyway…Flareon too? She is a fire type…Wait, what? Sylveon became a shoe? Oh…Sylveon became a saint…isn't she always?"

"Well? What happened to the cottage?" Prism asked. All the pokemon pointed at the path ahead. Prism followed, then read a Vileplume's gesture. "…Okay, first, I don't think you need to stun spore them, or sleeping powder on them, or anything on them…well…except for the mini gold. Hold on, Sandiley, please refrain from any munching on humans, thank you. I do not think a death penalty is at hand here…oh. I could understand from the fact that Mini Gold somehow ruined your home by thrashing but no. No eating. At least, no human eating."

"Well? Where are they now?" Prism asked. "The cottage." Grunted a geodude. "Thanks. Uh…please don't tell me you buried them."

"We wish." Said another pokemon. Prism sweatdropped. "Yeah, as much as I know that it's wrong, I totally understand where you're coming from."

"Hold on…" Prism said as she translated a Vulpix. "You're telling me that you really did stun spore them?! So they will stay still…in the living room…so I'll take care of them or I'll give you all permission to attack them, or…etc." Prism didn't feel like translating out loud of all the possibilities.

So with that being said, the pokemon started to push Prism towards the cottage.

"Watch the stingers, beedrill." Prism said one time. "And no biting Mini Gold!"

Cottage

The eeveelutions and the dexholders were just sitting around when the door suddenly opened. "Whoa!" Prism said as she flew through the door and crash landed at the bookshelf. The bookshelf toppled down on Prism. "Oof!"

"Bee…" a beedrill said as it rubbed his stinger on it head, sweatdropping. Prism grunted as she lift the bookshelf off of her. "It's okay."

"Welcom back Pri." SapphBlue said through her teeth. "It's really hard to talk being stunned with stun spore."

"I know. They told me." Prism replied. "How'd you…oh…" BlueSapph saw them doing handmotions.

"Yes, charades." Prism said, getting up and fixing the books on the bookshelf. "'Kay, mind telling me what happened while I was away for only about eight hours?"

"Well…we really wanted the deluxe cake." Flareon started. Prism remembered the 10 feet tall 2 feet wide cake with different layers of flavors. "…you're kidding." Prism said.

"No, we're not. It's just that the cake had an antidote for us because when red took a lick, the twin disappeared." Crystal said.

Prism then noticed that there's only one Red. "…okay…what about the pokemon?" Prism looked at Eevee, DittyDitto, and the others. "Let's just say they tried to stop the fight, but end up joining." Sylveon said as she walked in the living room. "Where were you?" Prism said. "In the kitchen. I didn't get stunned." Sylveon replied.

That's a saint for you…

Prism sighed. "I guess we need to wait for Celebi to come."

"We get to see Celebi?" Ruby Girls squeaked. Prism had to stop herself from actually flinching at the girly voice.

"Uh…maybe…where's the cake now?" Prism asked. "It got ruined." Emerald said sadly.

"...o…kay…" Prism nodded slowly. "Let me just un-stun you and get Jirachi…" Prism turned around by her heels. "Although, I might need to bargain two wishes here…"

Prism turned back just in time to see Sandiley the Sandile open its mouth towards Mini Gold, who's eyes were widen. "Stop! Bad Sandiley! Bad!" Prism scolded, picking Sandiley up. "San…" Sandiley reluctantly closed its mouth. "Why me…" Mini Gold said. "Forget about ornaments, I'm going to be a bite size snack for Pokemon!"

"…that's kinda gross." Espeon said.

Prism continued staring at Sandiley in a disapproving way, while Sandiley cowered a bit, ashamed. "So when are you going to un-stun us?" SapphBlue asked. "When I find Jirachi." Prism answered. "No fair!" BlueSapph said.

"Life's not fair." Prism said a matter of factly. "True." Eevee said.

"Very true." Green agreed.

"True." DittyDitto said. Its voice sounds like what a normal Ditto's voice is when they say their name, only this time it's a different word.

"So I'm just going to go…and let the pokemon take care of you!" Prism said, setting Sandiley down. "No. Eating. Mini. Gold." Prism told him. "Sand." Sandiley turn his head as if not caring. Then cowered a bit when Prism gave Sandiley a ghastly stare. Sandiley gulped and nodded. Prism then smiled. "Good!"

"Well, I'm outta here!" Prism said as she walked out the door.

Two hours later in the mountains.

Prism panted as she continued climbing the steep mountains. Why the heck is the meeting place on the mountain top?

Prism doubted if she will be back in time for dinner. She only been climbing for 30 minutes, and hasn't been really far up yet.

At this rate, It'll be 9:00 pm and I still wouldn't be on the top! I knew I should have went earlier.

Prism pouted, really annoyed by Jirachi's meeting place.

Now I wish I asked one of the Fearow family so I could get here faster.

"I really hate this! Stupid Jirachi, stupid mountains, stupid time control thingy, stupid Gold, stupid cake! Stupid meeting place! Why does Jirachi have to have a special affection to steep and high places, you dummy Jirachi!" Prism said as she stopped climbing for a bit.

"Who are you calling a dummy?" said a telepathic voice behind Prism. Prism craned her neck to see the owner of the voice and stiffened. "Oh! Jirachi! Uh…I was…calling uh…" Prism sweatdropped. And then Jirachi's name has to be a weird one where I can't find that good of a rhyme.

The wishing pokemon folded its hands. T T

"I was about to get you so I could teleport you, but I guess I shouldn't since you called me a dummy." Jirachi said. Prism sweatdropped.

Unlike Celebi, Jirachi has a temper. And is a brat.

"…I don't get it." Prism said. "If you were about to get me so you could teleport me, then how come you're carrying a leaf basket." Prism looked at the basket made out of leaves that was held up by Jirachi's ribbon. Jirachi faltered and sweatdropped. Prism had a face that says, "score."

"I bet you were just going to pick some berries, but lied so I'll feel bad." Prism said. Jirachi flinched, for it was right on. Jirachi looked away sheepishly. "Yeah, well…" Jirachi said, trying to change the subject. "Where's my snack?"

Prism always give Jirachi Sylveon's special cookies for a wish or something similar. It's like a give and take relationship. Unfortunately, nine out of ten, Jirachi only did the taking part and not the giving part.

"It's like a lottery." Eevee said one time. "You only got a chance to win, and sometimes those lottery makers cheat."

"So in order to win, you need to outsmart them." Flareon said. "Or blackmail them." Eevee said.

"Your way of thinking is a bit wayward there." Leafeon sweatdropped.

Prism sweatdropped. That time, Eevee acted like Blue a little there.

"Okay, Jirachi," Prism said carefully. "I have it, but I need you to do me a favor…"

Timeskip

"No." Jirachi pouted. "Pretty please…" Prism begged. "I already gave 20 cookies!"

"Most of them are half burnt." Jirachi replied. Prism started to have a small tick mark on her head. "It's supposed to be like that. Now hurry up!"

"Hurry up what?" Jirachi said innocently. "Don't play fool, hurry up and fix the forest and undo the potion I was talking about while still hanging on the side of a mountain!"

Jirachi pouted. "What if I don't want to?"

"You have to!" Prism urged. "Or…" she whispered something in Jirachi's ear (or at least where the ear is supposed to be). Jirachi turned paler. "Okay. Fine. I'll do it…" Jirachi said reluctantly. Score! Prism thought gleefully.

"But you're climbing down by yourself. See you at the bottom!" Jirachi said and dived down. "Wait, what!?" Prism said as she watched Jirachi's figure turn to a dot. Darn, thought I had it there…

At the bottom

"Finally!" Prism said as she jumped down to the ground. Jirachi folded its arms. "Jeez…what took you so lo-"

"Don't even go there." Prism gritted as she tried to pry off some twigs and leaves out of her hair. "Even going through trees doesn't help." Jirachi said. "It's not like I did voluntarily. Somebody pushed me." Prism glared at Jirachi who played innocent. "Who, me?"

Prism twitched but tried to hold it in. "One two…what are you waiting for? Hurry up and fix the two things I asked you to!"

Jirachi glared at Prism who glared back before concentrating. Jirachi closed it eyes and two tags started to have writing on them. "There. Done." Jirachi said, opening its eyes. Prism still wondered how come Jirachi's third eye didn't open and yet the wishes were granted. "Arceus granted me that power for now." Jirachi replied as if reading Prism's mind. "And no, I'm not reading your mind."

Yeah right…

Jirachi hmphed. "I suppose I should tip you off by teleporting you back home." Jirachi said. Prism perked up. "But I don't know…"

Prism sighed exasperatedly. "Fine, I'll just tell Sylveon to-"

"Fine! I'll take you." Jirachi said quickly. Prism smirked. "Atta girl! Uh, I mean Jirachi!"

"Why do so many people sees me as a girl?" Jirachi said, sighing. "I'm genderless."

"Yeah, could've fooled me." Prism muttered. "What was that?" Jirachi shot back. "Nothing!" Prism clamped her mouth shut. "Just take me home, if you please."

Prism then found herself in a world of white. She turned around and back. "Where…am I?" Prism said out loud. It echoed back. Prism ran in a random direction but never seem to hit anything. Prism then saw a figure in the distance. She squinted, but didn't believe what she saw.

Prism blinked and she was back in the familiar mountain with Jirachi. It seemed that no time as passed. "Uh…so…" Prism said awkwardly. "Um…are you going to?"

"Hm? Oh, yeah. Sure." Jirachi's tags started to glow all rainbow-ish and before Prism knew it, she was in front of the cottage. At least she thinks it's her cottage. "Jirachi, I said to fix the forest and undo the potion, not destroy the cottage." Prism whispered. "I did. This is another problem altogether." Jirachi said, still staring at the heap of what's supposed to be…a building.

What was before them was literally nothing but a pile of rubble.

"…pinch me." Prism said. "Ow! What was that for?!"

"What? You said 'pinch me'. I'm just doing what you asked." Jirachi shrugged.

Suddenly a head popped out. "Yo! Ee-"

"Eek! Monster!" Prism and Jirachi screamed out of reflex and started to throw random objects such as a broken lightbulb, books, wood, bricks, etc. It all hit right on target. "Ow! Ergh! Oof! *Bang" said Gold and fainted with squiggly eyes. Prism and Jirachi stopped throwing and saw what they hit. "Oops. Sorry, uh…back to normal Gold." Prism said. "…I'm sorry."

"I'm not." Jirachi declared. "OW!" Prism knocked Jirachi on the head. "What was that for?" Jirachi asked, rubbing its head. "Don't be rude, even if Gold is a idiot, a fool, a perv, a clueless guy, etc." Prism scolded. "Are you defending him are insulting him?" said a voice.

"Both." Prism replied without turning around. "Wait, who said that?" she turned around. Crystal was trying to get some rubble away to get Emerald out. He's still covered in paint but his eyes are back and Crystal can actually touch him.

"…What happened? Where's the others?"

"To answer your second question, the others are buried. To answer your first question, to tell you the truth, I don't really know." Crystal confessed.

Prism looked sheepishly sideways at Jirachi. Jirachi floated away a little. "No. I'm not granting you another wish again." Jirachi replied. "Jirachi can talk! Telepathically, anyway." Emerald said. Jirachi blinked at Emerald. Emerald stare back. "Do I know you?" Jirachi pointed a hand at him, and everyone present and conscious anime fell.

"You don't remember what happened in the battle tower!?" Emerald shouted. "Battle…tower?" Jirachi pictured two towers battling each other. "Huh?" Jirachi sweatdropped. "No, not like that." Prism said. "It's just a place where the battle frontiers are."

"Huh?" Jirachi repeated. "Oh!" Jirachi's lightbulb lit up. "That incident!"

"You remember!" Emerald said, grinning. "I wasn't there."

Emerald anime fell. "Another Jirachi did." Jirachi said. "Wait, there's more?" Crystal said. Jirachi nodded. "Chichi, Jirachini, Sachiwa and Sachita (they're siblings), Sanchi, Sanwa, Tagth, Rachijik, and the one in the incident with a boy that has an Emerald on the forehead is named Honokik. Honokik was always the silent type." Jirachi said.

"That's…a lot of Jirachi." Emerald said, blinking. "Those are only my friends." Jirachi replied. "There's one Jirachi that has a bad temper, Sachitiwaji. She doesn't do wishes, she does curses. It's just a joke in the society." Jirachi said. "And all the Jirachi are crazy in some way." Prism said, sighing. "Not true." Jirachi said. "What about Sachisachi?"

"Isn't Sachisachi the one with the weird collections of rocks of every size?" Prism said. "You…have a point there…" Jirachi said, faltering a bit.

"Wait, you met them before?" Crystal said as she tried to get some rubble off of Yellow. "Yeah, because this Jirachi, Rarachi, accidentally teleported me to her homeplace." Prism sighed. "It took a while to get back."

"What was it like?" Emerald said. "I thought Jirachi only stay awake for a week and then sleep a thousand years."

Jirachi stared at Emerald. Then looked at Prism just when Yellow and Red were out. "Where did that come from?" Jirachi asked.

"The pokedex." Prism answered, sweatdropping. "What? It's not true? But we saw Jirachi, uh…Rarachi, turn to a crystal and disappear."

"So? That doesn't mean we are sleeping for a thousand years. Arceus, what kind of thinking is that? A thousand years? Seriously?" Jirachi said. "We transform into those crystal to save energy, plus, it's a one way ticket back to our homeplace without using teleport. But still, a thousand years?! Really?!" Jirachi twitched an eye. "Humans…are dumber than I thought."

"Hey, that's an insult." Pearl said as Yellow helped him out. They also got Green and Silver, who was just brushing some dust off of them. "It's supposed to be an insult." Jirachi said.

"Well, it's true that you guys can't go here until a very long time, unless you get permission or something, right?" Prism said. Jirachi nodded. "But not a thousand years. A hundred at least."

Crystal began to take notes mentally for Professor Oak later.

"Welcome back, Diamond." Emerald greeted as he got Diamond out with his extension hands.

"Then what about the rumor of Ditto being the clone of Mew?" Red wondered. "Huh? Rumors now? Where the heck did that come from?" Jirachi said. "Rumorology." Prism said, half joking. "Besides, does it look like I'm either of them? Ask what's the name? Purpleditto or something?"

"DittyDitto. And I didn't get a straight answer from him." Prism corrected.

Green got Blue out but now by voluntarily. Blue got her Ditty to attached itself to Blue on one end and Green's arm on the other. "Get your Ditty off me." Green said.

"Hey, just a random thought, but do you count Mewtwo as a pokemon?" Jirachi asked Prism. "How did you know about that?" Platinum said as her bodyguards helped her out. "It's called 'word spreads around'." Jirachi said.

"Well…let's see…genetically, he's not a pokemon. Technically, he is a pokemon. Or is it the other way around?" Prism wondered out loud.

"Well, I sense Celebi coming, so I'm outta here!" Jirachi said and teleported away. "Wait!" Yellow said. "Aww…too late…"

"What were you about to ask?" Prism asked. "Well…" Yellow shyly played with her fingers. "I really wanted to sketch her…"

Typical.

So after getting many complaints from Flareon, Eevee, Leafeon, Glaceon, Umbreon, Jolteon, and Gold, everyone managed to get out and Celebi turned back time so the cottage was back to normal.

Everyone stayed silent as they looked at the 'new' cottage. "So…" Prism looked at the dex holders. "What happened?"

"Cake…" Eevee said, looking sideways. Prism sweatdropped.

"You know, I'm surprised you actually bargained two wishes out of Rarachi. What did you do?" Flareon said. "I kinda blackmailed her after 20 cookies." Prism said. "You did?" Blue perked up at her favorite word that starts with a b. "What did you blackmail?" Glaceon said.

"If she doesn't grant me two wishes, she wouldn't have any of Sylveon's cookies ever!"

Silence…

"…You're kidding." Eevee said. "You should just do that for now on." Espeon said as she try to get the rubble away from her. "What does that have to do with cookies?" Red asked.

"Are sure there isn't any dirt on my back?" Ruby asked Sapphire. "Yes, I'm sure, now quit worryin'!"

Ani: Got it done! Yes! Black, you handle the rest, I gotta get going with the next one! *Runs out the door*

Black: But-*sighs* Review and this is the last time to vote for the Soul/Enemy thing

Black: …that's all I remember…so if you excuse me…*runs out*

Black: *on the rooftop* I'M GONNA WIN THE POKEMON LEAGUE!

Ani: *Downstairs, 574 floors down* *sighs* and he's doing so well…oh well…I should have expect for him to be like a soda can