2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
"Crikey! Look at the size of those crocs!" I say with an exaggerated Australian accent.
"Those aren't crocs. Those are flobberworms," Mike says. "What's with the accent, anyway?"
"I'm imitating Steve Irwin." Mike looks blank. "Muggle crocodile hunter?"
"I'm a pureblood, remember?"
"Ah, well, we can't all be awesome." Mike looks like he's about to reply, but we're interrupted.
"As amusing as your accent has been, Miss Montoya, could you and Mr. Cross please pay attention to my lesson?" Professor Kettleburn asks.
"Yes, Professor, we will," Mike and I say obediently.
"Nice Steve Irwin accent, by the way."
I'll let you decide who said the last bit: Professor Kettleburn or Some Random Student. By the way, flobberworms are itty-bitty compared to crocodiles, as they're about ten inches long:
FLOBBERWORM
M.O.M. Classification: X
The Flobberworm lives in damp ditches. A thick brown worm reaching up to ten inches in length, the Flobberworm moves very little. One end is indistinguishable from the other, both producing the mucus from which the name is derived and which is sometimes used to thicken potions. The Flobberworm's preferred food is lettuce, though it will eat almost any vegetation.
That is a direct quote from "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" by J.K. Rowling/Newt Scamander. The "X" means "Boring".