Things That I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

by Laveycee

Based off of lists on different authors' bios. If anyone else has written one of these - there is at least one - I have tried my very best to not copy off your stuff. These are hilarious things -at the very least the rules are. T because I'm still paranoid. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even this fic idea. Currently 15/46.

4. Chapter 4

Okay, some of these are lame and stupid for this. I am definitely not Fred or George Weasley. I freely admit that and embrace it.

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4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Woods' name" is not a challenge.

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"Wood you pass the olivers?"

"Heard it. Want the olives?"

"Wood I? Yes. Oliver teammates aren't eating."

"TEAM! EAT! NOW! Issue solved."

"…Er…"

"Any more jokes?"

"Yeah."

"What is it?"

"What are those two doing?"

"I…don't want to know. So…joke time?"

""I think they're going to try turning the Slytherins' hair red and gold. Anyway, knock on wood that we win today."

"…that's a new one."

"That wasn't a joke."

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So, the "Oliver teammates" was really supposed to be "all of our teammates", but it had to be changed to be an Oliver Wood joke. So, these are so definitely lame, but... c'mon, have some pity for the poor non-punny author.