Things That I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

by Laveycee

Based off of lists on different authors' bios. If anyone else has written one of these - there is at least one - I have tried my very best to not copy off your stuff. These are hilarious things -at the very least the rules are. T because I'm still paranoid. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even this fic idea. Currently 15/46.

5. Chapter 5

5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

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"Are you sure about this?" I ask George.

"Of course, Fred! It'll be funny! Besides, Doug Henning's like Filch! I think he was a Squib."

"Alright, we'll go."

We go and put up several posters of Doug Henning. As we're finishing, Filch comes in.

Great timing, Filch, I grumble mentally.

"WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO MY OFFICE!" Filch screeches, eyes bulging.

"Well, there's this Muggle magician named Doug Henning…"

"And we figured he was a Squib…."

"Like you!" we say together.

"But—I—I'M NOT A SQUIB! YOU'LL BE IN DETENTION FOR A MONTH! GO SEE PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL!"