Things That I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

by Laveycee

Based off of lists on different authors' bios. If anyone else has written one of these - there is at least one - I have tried my very best to not copy off your stuff. These are hilarious things -at the very least the rules are. T because I'm still paranoid. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even this fic idea. Currently 15/46.

6. Chapter 6

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

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As I come out of my dormitory, I try to imagine what Professor McGonagall's reaction will be. Cries of "What the HELL?", "Put some clothes on!", and "Crazy first year!" (and even "MY EYES!") follow me down to the Great Hall. Fifteen seconds after I set foot in the Great hall (I counted) Professor McGonagall is by my side.

"What—exactly—are you doing?"

"I'm going to class skyclad, Professor."

McGonagall's lips are thin. She takes off her robe and hands it to me, saying, "Put this on, then go put on some clothes on. Then put them in the laundry."

I start to protest, but think better of it. At least I didn't get detention.