Things That I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

by Laveycee

Based off of lists on different authors' bios. If anyone else has written one of these - there is at least one - I have tried my very best to not copy off your stuff. These are hilarious things -at the very least the rules are. T because I'm still paranoid. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even this fic idea. Currently 15/46.

7. Chapter 7

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

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"Professor McGonagall, I have a problem," Fred Weasley announces.

"And what is this…problem, Mr. Weasley?"

"My date needs to be in water for the Yule Ball."

McGonagall's face is priceless. "And…who is your date, Mr. Weasley?"

"The Giant Squid," Fred answers promptly.

McGonagall's mouth falls open. "But—what—never, in all my years of—entirely inappropriate—" she sputters.

"So, someone'll take care of that then?" Fred asks brightly.

"NO! Find another date, Mr. Weasley!" McGonagall almost shrieks.

"Alright, Professor." Fred leaves for Gryffindor Tower—maybe he'll ask Angelina…

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That's all today, folks! Until Friday!