Me: Two updates in one day. This is good.

Spock: Considering how often you've updated before...

Me: Oh, you be quiet.

Spock: ...

Me: Anywho, this goes waaaayyy back. Back to... *dramatic music* (Hey! Where'd that come from?!) THE MARAUDER'S ERA!

Disclaimer: Me no J.K. Rowling. Me American teenager. Me borrow Harry Potter-verse. Me return later.

Me: No idea why I was writing like that. But it's fun!


10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.


I notice that the Marauders are being suspiciously quiet, which doesn't bode well. So I, as a Prefect, should probably see what's up. "What are you four doing?" I ask, sneaking up from behind them.

"Er, hi, Evans…" Sirius Black says, shoving a bit of blank parchment over several filled with writing. I notice that James Potter's hand has leapt to his hair.

"What are you doing?" I repeat.

"We—we're polishing our wands!" squeaks Peter Pettigrew, holding up his wand and a cloth as evidence.

Remus Lupin, my fellow Prefect, shoots me a sheepish look.

I sigh. "Fine. But if you turn my robes pink again…" I trail off. I've scared them enough.


Me: Uh, if you want the time for this...fifth year or later? Because Prefects are chosen summer before fifth year... So you can decide: fifth year or sixth year. Not seventh, because then she'd be Head Girl. It's up to you.

Spock: Reviews are appreciated.

Me: Flames are used to roast marshmallows, along with other things. Mmm...s'mores... Want a virtual s'more? Here ya go!