Things That I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

by Laveycee

Based off of lists on different authors' bios. If anyone else has written one of these - there is at least one - I have tried my very best to not copy off your stuff. These are hilarious things -at the very least the rules are. T because I'm still paranoid. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even this fic idea. Currently 15/46.

12. Chapter 12

12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

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"The Bludgers are missing," John Harrison, Quidditch Captain, announces. "Anyone have a replacement?"

"I've got an idea, John," Donna Saxon says. "Be back in...ten minutes." Donna races off to the castle.

About ten minutes later, Donna comes back, two house elves in tow.

"Donna, we can't-" Jack Tyler begins.

"We is glad to help Mistress Saxon," one of them says hurriedly.

"Um... All right, then. Let's practice!" yells John.

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~20 minutes later~

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"Harrison! House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers! I am ashamed to call you a Ravenclaw-"

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Me: Moral of story: Don't listen to Ravenclaws who are Beaters.

Spock: If you cannot tell, Laveycee has been reading a lot of Doctor Who fanfiction-

Me: Yes, I have.

Spock: And that has popped up in her work. Clearly.

Me: And the time period for this is whenever. Around the Founders' era, the Mauderers' Era, around the time of the Harry Potter books, after the Epilogue, whenever you want. It could even take place in a parallel universe where the Doctor Who characters are witches and wizards, if you want.