Here I am, with a new chapter for Kitsune can be like Phoenixes. But before you read, I need to ask that you vote on the poll on my bio. I can't really go on with this story until I get maybe ten or eleven votes, but 5 or 6 will be acceptable, since I don't really know how to go on with this. It was just an idea that popped into my mind that I mulled over so much that I figured, why not write a fanfic?

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Oh, and possible spoilers if you haven't really watched Naruto. Sorry if I bore you with the not-so-quick summary of the Naruto-verse, and I may have some parts incorrect. Please review if I got anything wrong. *sweatdrop*

Now that I'm done, here is:

KcblP Ch 4 - Introducing the Ninja-Baby

Kurama POV

It was fairly amusing. And yes, that is how I'm starting off. That's how amusing it was. What was amusing? The looks on the humans' faces when I, then Kami, arrived. Well, I was always where Naruto/Ben was, but you get the point. In my opinion, the best part was how Ben's grandfather began bashing his head in disbelief on how reckless his family was. Seeing the supposed 'genius' kid unable to process our appearances was a close second. Kinda reminds me of Mr. and Mrs. Tennyson's reactions.

—TO THE PAST—

It was the day Sandra and Carl discovered Sandra's pregnancy. They were so happy, they ended up staying up all night trying to choose a name. Around 6 in the morning, they just barely had enough sense to get into bed just before they passed out. Their dreams filled with discoveries.

After falling asleep in record time, the soon-to-be parents opened their 'eyes' to see a blank landscape. When each noticed the other was with them, they figured this wasn't a normal dream.

"It sure isn't."

The couple whipped their heads to face forward. A boy had appeared in front of them. He was about 13, with slightly tanned skin and bright blue eyes. He wore an orange jumpsuit that was, to their horror, dirtied with blood that was leaking through a hole through his shoulder. Confusingly enough, he didn't look pained at all. In fact, he looked a bit amused at their reactions.

Then they noticed the massive, sharp, slightly yellow toothed grin that belonged to a massive, clawed, and sharp eyed fox with nine tails so large, it's slit pupil was the size of Carl.

The next five 'minutes' were filled with Naruto trying to calm down the two adults and Kurama laughing his rear end off. The better view of his huge maw didn't help matters.

When he finally got the expecting couple to calm down from 'screaming death' to 'slightly hyperventilating', Naruto spun to face Kurama and began angrily yelling in a language similar to Japanese, which Sandra and Carl didn't understand.

Sandra figured she waited enough to get her explanation. "Uhmm…Mr. …massive fox and bleeding blondie, why….?"

"Why are you and your husband here having the same dream talking to a giant nine-tailed fox and a young boy with a massive injury?" Kurama guessed.

"Well, yeah."

"Well, let's just start with introductions before we end up confusing you two. I'm Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze. I am the son of Minato Namikaze, the 4th Hokage or leader of my village who was dubbed as the Yellow Flash due to his Jutsu that allowed him to teleport with a flash of yellow left behind from his hair and Kushina Uzumaki, the one dubbed as the 'Red Hot Habanero' for her red hair and, I'm guessing, temper. The oversized fluff ball of evil and destruction sitting behind me is Kurama, one of nine super beasts that have enough power to destroy a mountain with one attack. He is he ninth, shown by his number of tails, and was sealed in me by my dad on the day of my birth who died along with my mom soon after. And yes, lots of things where I come from are normally this messed up."

Carl and Sandra's jaws hung in confusion and shock. Carl asked, "…is that how you normally introduce yourselves?"

"Well, not really, but I figured you should get a quick rundown on us since you're gonna be stuck with us for a loonnng time."

"What do you mean?"

"To put it short, I died and am now gonna reincarnate as your son, but still have access to my chakra, my memories will fully come back when I'm 5, and Kurama will still be sealed in me. Ta-da, you are now the patents of a previous super-soldier who has access to the power of one of, if not the, most powerful being in the world of his previous life. Brace yourselves for impact."

"…you're…kidding, right?" Carl was confused at the least. At worst, he was so lost he wanted more than this small run-down.

"Well, the most powerful being in the universe thing is a stretch. That title goes to the Ten Tails and the Rikodou Sennin, but I am around the level where I can decimate a mountain with a medium-streangth tailed beast bomb."

Naruto's eyebrow twitched. "Kurama stop scaring them! It's not every day you find out your kid is gonna have the strength to decimate a building by the time they turn 10!"

Two thumps made him look back at the expecting couple. The two had somehow fainted in a dream.

"…I blame you for this."

"Oh fine. Blame the massive demon fox."

"Shut up, ya massive puff ball."

After waking the two up with some smelling salts that he had somehow gotten - "It's all in our minds. If I imagine there being salts, there are salts." - Naruto and Kurama said that they decided to tell some, if not most or even all, of their story.

They ended up telling most of it. Blah blah blah, Jūbi, blah blah, creation of the nine tailed beasts, yadda yadda yadda, making of the villages,Madara and Hashirama's fight, sealing of Kurama, the story of Naruto's parents, the attack on Konoha on Naruto's birthday, the resealing, Naruto's crappy childhood, his graduation, his team - such as his dislike for Sasuke, Kakashi's laziness, and his 'crush' on Sakura. The couple didn't notice his sarcasm on that last one, he was too good… -, and then they got to the Wave mission, where everything began going downhill.

Blah blah blah, encounter with Zabuza and the hunter-nin, befriending Haku later, the fight on the bridge, returning to Konoha, yadda yadda, the Chunin Exams, Orochimaru's demonic hickey, the Suna and Oto invasion, Sarutobi's death, going to get Tsunade, wakka wakka, encounter with Akatsuki, betting with Tsunade about the Rasengan, fighting Orochimaru, returning to Konoha, Sasuke and Naruto's fight on the hospital building, Sasuke's defection later that night, Naruto and a team going to retrieve him, and finally, Naruto and Sasuke's fight.

Overall, the ninja world is one heck of a place to live, and a VERY horrible vacation spot, with it's many, many, many problems. ("I don't see how these are big problems." "Well not all of us are massive chakra constructs that can hardly be injured by a Chidori. Some of us actually have mortality." "Sucks for you, then.")

By the time they were done, the night had nearly passed, and they had about an hour or two before the sun rose.

There was a slight silence, and Naruto reached behind his head to do his signature head scratch. "So…that's our story. Uhm, y-you're not freaked out about this…are you?"

The insecurity in his voice snapped the couple out of their shocked haze, and after another second, Sandra went over to Naruto, hugging him close. He stiffened until he processed just what happened, and without further ado, he melted, relaxing into her embrace. Carl joined a second later, and Naruto felt more safe and secure than he could ever remember. Before he knew it, he was silently crying in the warmth and comfort hie soon-to-be parents provided.

…

I…I never thought I would write that last part. I was just going write a small backstory on how Mr. and Mrs. Tennyson knew of Ben/Naruto's situation and why they weren't very surprised, more exasperated on how Naruto's cover had just been blown and the way he handled it was by bickering with le massive demon fox. I didn't think I would end this chapter with Naruto being a smol precious and fragile child crying. I feel bad now. ~Wulfie