Title: Petunia's Second Year
Rating: K
Summary: Petunia Evans returns to start her second year at Hogwarts. James and his friends and Lily and Severus are in this story as well. Sequel to Petunia, the Demigod Witch! A crossover of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of Rowling or Riordan's characters and I'm making nothing from this.
Chapter 4: James the Moron
Petunia, Narcissa, Remus, Severus, and Lily piled at the Slytherin table the next morning. Petunia hadn't had a good night, with a demigod dream of her dead sister. As a demigod she knew that dreams meant something. But why did it have to be her sister?
"What do we have today?" Narcissa asked.
"Since I'm the only second year in this gang I have Charms, Potions, and a free afternoon. Fun!"
"What's Magical Theory?" Lily asked.
"A class that helps you not look dumb," Petunia answered.
"Severus can ace that," Lily said.
"If that happens then he'll need to go totally geek and join the Ravenclaw table," Petunia joked.
She saw Severus rolling his eyes.
They went their own ways and Petunia headed for her first class of her second year.
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"I'm afraid that I can't," Dumbledore told Mr. Potter and Mr. Black.
"So our sons are stuck in Hufflepuff," Potter said.
Dumbledore chuckled and said, "Naturally."
"No, I'm not allowing this," Mr. Black snarled. "That boy is supposed to be in Slytherin."
"With the terror floating around, I doubt that he would last a week," Dumbledore said, the terror floating around was Petunia.
"I don't care," he snarled.
"I'm afraid that the hat's decision is final," Dumbledore said, not fazed by this. "Do leave."
Both wizards stormed out.
"You know that the Evans girl put a spell on me."
"Of course," Dumbledore said, grinning. "I do so love how she can do things and not get caught."
The hat chuckled.
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Morning classes for Petunia were easy. The other students looked as though everything had drained out of their heads. Being able to do the lessons without any problems earned her another round of glares. When she met up the others Lily was already complaining about Magical Theory.
"She goes too fast," Lily moaned.
"Lily, you're smart," Petunia told her. "You can do this."
She moaned again.
That afternoon Petunia spent time in the library, the scene of when Professor McGonagall discovered her fighting a monster. She put her things down and had just pulled her things out when the door opened and in walked Potter and Black. Damn, the Hufflepuff first years must have a free afternoon as well. They spotted her and approach.
"What are you doing here, snake?"
"Yeah, thought your kind were in the ground," said Potter and both boys laughed.
"What are you doing here, besides wasting my time?"
"It's your fault that Lily is in Slytherin along with Remus. Though I can get why Snape is, he smells like a snake."
"Oh I'm sorry that Lily was raised around me," Petunia said, "Not! Why don't you leave me alone before I report you to a Hufflepuff Prefect?"
"Like the losers in our house could do anything to us."
As Potter said that Professor Sprout came in and both boys were so busy insulting their own house that they didn't hear her coming.
"Hello, Professor Sprout," Petunia said, grinning.
"There's no one behind us."
"Guess again, boys," Sprout taunted and they went white.
"Bye, bye, Mr. Morons," Petunia said as they were led away.
Petunia grinned.
"They opened their mouths around Sprout," Lily said, after I told her exactly who Professor Sprout was. "Oh that's beyond amazing."
"Oh the small things in life I cherish," Petunia sighed.
"Oh my cousin is known for not thinking," Narcissa stated, "Glad he got what's coming to him."
"Amen," Severus agreed.
"Hay, Remus, can I have a word with you?" Petunia asked him and he nodded.
Petunia led him to an empty classroom and said, "I do hope that you know that I do intend to brew the Wolfbane for you."
"I didn't know if you would."
"Remus, I'm your friend," she said, "I'll take care of your potion needs."
"Thanks," he said.
"No problem," Petunia said, "So how do you like your classes?"
"Their okay, I'm not good at Charms."
"Hay, that's how come I have the study sessions," she said. "I don't leave any student behind."
"Thanks," he said.
She patted him on the back.