Title: Petunia's Second Year
Rating: K
Summary: Petunia Evans returns to start her second year at Hogwarts. James and his friends and Lily and Severus are in this story as well. Sequel to Petunia, the Demigod Witch! A crossover of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of Rowling or Riordan's characters and I'm making nothing from this.
Chapter 6: Pranking Potter and Black
There were no more monster attacks for the rest of the weekend and Petunia was happy about that. Monday came around and she handed Remus his first dose of Wolfbane, which he drank, shuttering.
"Even after a year of drinking that I'm still not use to it."
"Everyone complains about the taste, but at least you're safe," she said.
He nodded and then left.
"So did you get your work done?" Lily asked that afternoon.
"Yeah, I did," Petunia answered. "I saw you trying to fly."
She groaned and asked, "Did I look bad?"
"No, you didn't," Petunia answered.
"Thanks for the lie, it makes me feel better," Lily said and the only thing that Petunia could do was snicker.
The painting swung forward and a furious Narcissa came storming in and slammed herself, quite un-lady like at our table. Petunia had a bad feeling about this.
"If I ever see Sirius dummy Black again it will be too soon," she snarled.
"Don't tell me, James was with him," Remus reasoned.
"Yeah," she said. "They have a friend name Peter and those three are making both Gryffindor and Hufflepuff look bad."
"What happened?"
"They tried to hex me," she said.
"Why do I have a feeling this is going to be something that they're going to do on a daily basis," Severus reasoned.
"I gave them detention, the three of them, and I made sure it was with Filch."
The four of them laughed. Filch had already developed a reputation of being the nastiest person ever.
"I doubt that will fix their boat," Lily said. "It seems to me that Potter thinks that he can do whatever he wants."
"That's the problem," Severus said. "People like that think that they can hurt others. Of course the Potter's are pretty important."
"I don't give a damn if they invented self-making cheese," Petunia said. "They deserve that detention. And I've got the perfect spell for that."
"What did you invent?"
"Something that will make people think less of them," Petunia answered. "Just wait for the fun to begin."
"Oh revenge," Narcissa said, "Thinking like a Slytherin already."
"I can be as Slytherin as I need to be," Petunia said, defending herself.
"When are we planning this?"
"In the morning," Petunia answered.
The next morning Petunia and her friends headed upstairs to the Great Hall. Potter and Black liked to arrive a couple of minutes late so they could get the most attention. Petunia planned it exactly for them to arrive the same time that Potter and Black arrived. Petunia took out her wand and muttered the spell under her breath. When they entered the Great Hall they settled at the Slytherin table.
"Three…two… (Potter and Black had walked in just as she said two) one."
There was a flash of blue light and the whole hall burst into laughter. Even the Slytherin's thought this was funny. Black and Potter's robes changed into witches gowns and they had long horrible prune color hair.
"HAY POTTER, BLACK, WHEN DID YOUR SHAMPOO READ PRUNE?" Petunia screamed.
"HAY, POTTER, BLACK, NICE GOWNS. YOU SO HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE YOU BOUGHT THEM FROM."
The boys bolted.
"Best breakfast…ever," Severus said and everyone laughed.
Petunia was delighted when she found out that Potter and Black had to wear them until the spell wore off and they returned to normal. Petunia snickered at the look of anger that was coming off of them. They were going to get revenge on whom they thought had done it. Thankfully Petunia was cunning enough for them not to find out and for them to not suspect her friends either.
"Do you think they'll suspect you did something?" Narcissa asked her.
"Narcissa, they are not that smart," Petunia stated.
That night Madam Pomfrey came to collect Remus. Petunia knew why, so that he could change without endangering other student's lives. Petunia waited until the moon had gotten large (she could see it from the top of the lake), and the students had all gone to bed, before leaving. She changed into a raven and flew out of the castle, heading for the Willow. Once inside she changed into a person and then into her third form, a wolf.
She then climbed up the stairs and forced the door open. The werewolf whimpered at her and she knew the potion was working. She pressed her head against his. She sensed him going to sleep and joined him as well. The next morning she woke up before he changed and hid under the bed so that he would have some privacy when he changed back. The sound of someone changing back to a human was horrible and she felt for him.
"Welcome back, Mr. Lupin," Madam Pomfrey said. "Change into this and we'll get you patched up."
Ten minutes later they were gone and she moved from her hiding spot. Changing back into a bird she flew back to Hogwarts and managed to get back into the dorm to shower. As she came out she ran into Lily.
"There you are," she said. "Remus is missing."
"I'm sure that he's fine," Petunia told her.
"Well I worry about him," she countered.
"I know that you do," Petunia said and they headed to the Great Hall.
Remus didn't appear all that week and Petunia went to visit him on Saturday. Upon entering she found him reading a book. He looked up and asked, "Can you ask Madam Pomfrey to let me go."
"I don't think so," the Matron said from her office.
"You heard the words of the mighty ruler," Petunia mocked and he stuck his tongue out. "So how are you feeling?"
"Great," he said, "Though not according to sour puss in there."
"I heard that," came the reply.
"A wolf visited me, which helped," he said.
Petunia leaned over and whispered, "That was me."
He stared at her and she grinned.
"But-."
"Remus, I'm your friend," she said, "And I know that you're not a danger around other animals. So, I decided to help you."
"Thanks," he said.
"No problem," she said, grinning.