Okay… this is another unfinished story of mine from few years ago which is not that well written and so I plan to revise this in the months to come.

Another story.

Another crap.

Enjoy.

Warning: Everything beyond this line COULD be nonsense. XD

Even the author's note was written a long time ago… and I just posted it now- pathetic, no?

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You Have Got To Be

Kidding!!! No Way!!

Genre: Humor, Science Fiction, General

Message from the Author:

Dearest readers, this story, "You Have Got To Be Kidding!!! No Way!!" is a very humorous short story of mine. This, like my first short story "Shiho's Most Meaningful Christmas and New Year Ever" and the very long novel that is entitled "Minutes to the Guillotine" were all based from the Anime/ Manga series entitled Detective Conan. It is entitled Meitantei Conan in Japan and Cased Closed in the United States. That novel and my first type- written short story have the genres of angst and drama. My previous works in Detective Conan were all morbid stories about death and anxiety. But, this particular story is pretty different from the two previous ones. It's not sad, it's humor!!! It's humor!!! I realized that for me to be a good writer, I should know and practice how to write stories of different genres. I have learned that it is not good to stick to one kind of story only. I also love reading very sad stories with mystery and romance. I loved the serious kinds of story filled with killing and cries, and, I wasn't fond of reading humorous stories, however, I have learned that I should try to enjoy other types of stories, too, not only angst. And so, I decided to read a story with having a genre of humor and comedy, which, by the way, I have seldom done before. While reading it, I laughed and laughed and I enjoyed the story. It wasn't only satisfactory, in fact, it was excellent!! I loved it, too. And, finally, I learn to love two types of stories, one that will make you cry and one that will allow you to laugh out loud! And so, since I had a new interest, I decided to type a humorous story for once, instead of sad, morbid and death- related stories. I hope ya'll enjoy it!! Oh, and, unlike my other stories, you won't need any hankies or tissues, just laugh out loud!!!

Chapter 1: Unbelievably Funny!!

Loud footsteps were felt and heard…………

A smile, yet hold sadness within……..

A girl……… And a boy………

"Shinichi!!! Shinichi- kun!!!!!", Haibara exclaimed while she was running towards him with a smile, gasping.

When she had already reached Conan, she bent her knees, cupping her kneecaps with her palms, bending her whole body, even her arms, gasping continuously, sweating profusely.

Drops of sweat fell on the floor while the remaining sweat in her face and body glistened. She was sweating, as well, her body glistening so much, too.

"What is it?", Conan asked, somewhat confused with the unusual gasping and smiling of Haibara, especially the glistening sweat.

She was usually calm and cool. She hated perspiration, actually, so, it is rather unusual to see her soaking wet, with sweat.

"Something critical could have happened. But, wait! She….she's smiling. Why would she be smiling? So….so if she's smiling, it couldn't possibly a bad news, right? Maybe, something really good happened.", Conan thought repeatedly in his head.

While Haibara was gasping, her sweating face facing the floor, Conan asked excitedly, "Haibara, since I am the best Private Eye, I have worked it out and I think that what you are about to tell me now is a really good news, right? So, what is it? What is it? What is it? Tell me!!!! But, first, get some air, would you. You might die of sweat! I know you hate sweat!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!" Conan smirked at her for a while, trying to control his next expression.

Suddenly, he could bare the pain of his stomach and laughed out loud. He giggled and giggled non- stop until he fell on the floor, still laughing. He was laughing so hard that his stomach hurt.

"You hate sweat, yeah, right!! You practically took a bath in sweat!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!"

While holding his stomach, rolling about childishly at the floor laughing, suddenly, Haibara stood firm, smirked, looked down at the almost gone crazy Conan, and spoke sardonically, "Hmmm….. You're right, it is good news! And, if you don't get up from that very clean floor, which by the way I have just scrubbed with soap, and if you don't stop laughing about my sweat issues, there won't be any good news!!! Haha!! Very funny!! I took a bath in sweat, huh? Hmmmp!!!"

When she turned around, flicking her gorgeous blonde hair about to leave Conan without any good news, Conan suddenly stood up, grabbed Haibara's shoulder and said, "Oh c'mon Haibara! You know that I was just fooling around! It's a joke! Only a joke! So can you please tell me! What is it that is so good that you are able to smile like that, huh? And, the mere fact, it even made you sweat, just running towards me with excitement, it's got to be exciting and great news, right? What is it?! Let me guess, were you able to get VIP seats to the soccer championships game? Or…or maybe you have seen the greatest Arthur Conan Doyle book and you wanted to give it to me? So…so which one is it?!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!" Conan asked Haibara with excitement.

Haibara gave a warm smile and said to him, "It's better than the things you have mentioned." She spoke softly.

"Um…um…so…COULD IT BE…..COULD IT BE……."

"Yes! You've guessed it!"

"A TRIP TO HAWAII???????!!!!!!!!!"

Haibara's eyes dropped, sighed and said impatiently, "Kudo?! Can't you guess?! Absurd! A VIP ticket, a mystery novel and A TRIP TO HAWAII!!??? Are those really that important to you?!! Jeez, Kudo!"

"What is it then? Stop fooling around! Tell me!! Well, what is it?!"

"You can go back to her…..", Haibara then suddenly whispered sadly, "Now is the time to kill Edogawa Conan……and…..and it's time to revive Kudo Shinichi. I'll miss you….when you leave."

It was obvious that Haibara loved Shinichi since the first day they met; however, she knows that Ran should be the one for him. Haibara still loves him dearly.

She doesn't know what will happen to their relationship after this. She looked slightly sad, then, thought, "This is the right thing to do. Ran should be missing him by now. I can't afford to be selfish."

"Do….do you mean…..the…..the antidote?" Conan asked as he formed a big smile, happiness clearly seen in his eyes.

"You've guessed it! This time it's forever and permanent." Haibara tried to smile; after all, she was truly happy for him deep inside, yet, she would miss the famous detective.

Little sadness reflected on her pupils, glistening.

"Oh, Haibara!!! That's wonderful!!! Thanks a lot, Haibara!!! You don't know how much this means to me!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!! I love you, Haibara!!!! You're a great friend!!!! THANKS, HAIBARA!!!!!!" Conan suddenly grabbed her and squeezed her tight.

He embraced her with a warm smile. He caressed her hair gently and whispered, "Even after getting my normal life, seeing Ran again, being with my friends in school, and being in my real body back, I will never leave you, Haibara. You are one of the greatest persons that I ever met. You did everything for me. You tried to make temporary antidotes sometimes so that I could talk to Ran in my real form again, and you have been a great friend, so, how can I have the heart to leave you after all that you did for me? I…….I will always and forever stay…..by….by your side, my friend. Thank you for everything You're the best!"

Haibara's sad eyes glisten and turned beaming.

"Thanks."

She said while giving of a real smile.

Started: December 2006

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