OMG kookie, you are so right! You know I would learn to do it just for that specific purpose...

So this is a continuation of the previous one, and I think you'll find it very hilarious. I sure do!

She heard his shoes before she saw him, blowing in like a hurricane.

"Dr. Saroyan! Dr. Saroyan I am so sorry!" he flew around to her side of the desk and stood in front of her.

"Zach." Hadn't he embarrassed her enough for one day? She stood up and backed away a little.

"I honestly had no idea what a lap dance was Dr. Saroyan. I just asked Angela and Agent Booth to explain it to me and... There was nothing suggestive intended when I asked you to... I'm soooo sorry."

"Apology accepted, Zach," even if she was still blushing.

Was he getting closer? She couldn't tell. She backed up anyway.

"I would never intentionally have asked you something like that Dr. Saroyan. I mean, you are my boss! That would be very, very inappropriate."

"I know Zach. I realise that you didn't..."

The lights overhead flickered and went out. For the two seconds it was gone Cam felt her usual loss of control. With a little scream, she grabbed blindly for something to hold onto. It so happened the first thing she found was Zach's shirt.

"Are you afraid of the dark, Dr. Saroyan?" he asked as the lights flickered back on. She let go and smoothed down the front of Zach's now rumpled shirt.

"Um, no. I only have a slight...aaaah!"

The lights flickered again and she grabbed on again. Okay, this was getting embarrassing now.

She let him go, even though the lights were still not on yet. She felt a shiver run down her spine and tried to ignore it.

"Dr. Saroyan, are you okay?"

"Y-Yes?"

"Are you sure?"

The lights flickered back on and she breathed a sigh of relief. Good. She looked over at Zach, ready to send him to see what the problem was. But then she saw the smile on his face.

"Zach, are you laughing at me?"

"No." he said, obviously trying not to laugh.

"I am not afraid of the dark, you hear me? I don't have a problem with the dark; I just hate the sudden loss of light. Now go find out what...ahh!"

The lights went of again and Cam grabbed on to Zach...again. Zach couldn't help but laugh now.

"Zach, you laugh at me and I'll fire you so fast..."

"Sorry." He cleared his throat.

"Shouldn't it be on again by now?" she wasn't at all comfortable holding on to Zach. But since he was the most convenient source of sensory stimulation she always needed when the light went out she continued to cling on.

"It may be gone for good now," said Zach. She tightened her grip just thinking about it.

"I can't see anything, but, do you feel like there is somebody in here?" her fear- correction, hatred- of the dark may have been playing tricks on her, but she definitely felt like somebody was by the door. And coming closer. "Hello?'

Nobody answered.

"Dr. Saroyan you're cutting off my air supply," said Zach. Indeed, she was basically squeezing him now, like the big fluffy brown teddy bear that lived in the back of her closet.

"Sorry. Hey! I know you're in here! Seely if that's you I swear I'm gonna..."

"Rawr!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHH!"

The lights turned on right as Seely poked Cam in her sides, scaring her and making her jump.

"Seely! You're such a child! I knew it was you!"

"Dr. Saroyan, could you get off me please?"

"Um, sorry Zach," she had bumped him when she had jumped in fright, sending him back and onto her desk and her falling into his lap. She got up, smoothed her skirt suit and slapped Seely on the arm. Seely was laughing like a hyena.

"I see Zach finally got you in his lap!" said Seely in the middle of a laugh.

"Shut up! I'm sorry Zach. Now do you know what happened?"

As Seely began to explain what had happened to the light Cam stole a glance over at Zach. He was looking at his shoes, buttoning back the buttons she had pulled open when she was clutching his shirt. And he was blushing.

Well, so was she.

I'm laughing. That means you must be too. I seriously would like to see somebody scare Cam like that on the show. Maybe Zach could help? (Evil naughty grin)

The button's laughing with us! Press him and you'll hear!