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"I think I will officially crown you the best person I have ever met in my life."

"Above Booth? I'm honoured."

Zach couldn't help it. If Hodgins wasn't already his best friend, he would become his best friend right this minute. Because he had asked the cook at the mansion to make her world famous, lick the platter and the spoon, Heaven on Earth, kill your mother over, melt in your mouth Chocolate Dream Cake for Zach. Zach himself had been begging her to make one for him for the last three years. But she didn't just make it everyday. This cake was much too special to make more than a few times a decade.

Zach licked his lips, looked at the large brown cake hungrily, and reached out a finger to take off a bit of the icing. But then he stopped.

"I want to keep this all to myself."

"As you should," said Hodgins, "That cake cost me a lot of groveling."

"But that would be unfair. What if somebody goes into the break room and sees the cake?"

"Then they would have to stew in their envy Zach. What are you going to do, cut it up and share it?"

The look on Zach's face confirmed it.

"Oh, man. You're just full of conscience aren't you?"

"I'll go into the break room to cut this up. Don't worry, I won't give everybody. Just Dr. Brennan, Dr. Saroyan and Angela. And Booth. And you. Then I'll have a slice. And that will be it, I'll carry home the rest."

"Small slices, please?" said Hodgins, finding it hard to believe that he knew somebody who would share a Chocolate Dream Cake.

Zach turned towards his destination, not seeing the female obstacle in his path till it was too late.

CRASH.

After regaining his balance, he lowered the cake to see Dr. Saroyan, her blouse covered in brown icing.

Woops.

"Zach!" she hollered, "I won't even ask why you have a large cake in my lab. I'll just tell you, next time, WATCH WHERE I'M GOING!"

"S-sorry," he put the cake down and used his hand to wipe the icing off, only to make the situation worse.

"Zach, stop! You're making it worse!"

"I can see that!" he tried again and ended up smearing the icing on her bare skin above her top button. She screamed in anger.

"Zach!"

"I'm so sorry!"

"Just leave it!"

"But it's coming off. See?"

"No it's not! You're rubbing it in!"

"Sorry!"

"Stop saying sorry!"

"So- I apologize."

He made one last attempt to get some of the icing off her chest, but she swatted his hand away.

"Zach, if you don't stop touching my breasts, I'm going to scream sexual harassment!"

"What?" Zach's eyebrows rose in shock.

She stormed off before he could inquire more.

He looked at the partially squashed cake and then at Hodgins to see how angry he was.

But to his surprise, Hodgins had a wide grin on his face.

"Man. Was that as fun for you as it was for me?" he asked.

"I-I did not enjoy that," Zach stuttered. He picked up the cake and headed for the break room.

This just came to me as I read someone's review. They wanted Hodgins, and I delivered. I can't remember who you are, but thanks for the inspiration! The cake part is because I'm hungry.

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