Whoops! I did it again! My CZ shipping brain took over my idle fingers and caused me to type another awkwardly fluffy fanfic! Yeah, I'm crazy.
May be OOC in terms of Cam, but who isn't exited when they get free stuff?
Disclaimer: 'Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.' Oh! I was supposed to use the opportunity to disown Bones? Sorry.(Clears throat) 'Don Hansen, I am honoured and grateful that you have invited me to use my shippy brain to mess with your characters. And may your show continue to have good viewership.' I don't own Bones or The Godfather.
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"So the most likely weapon used to kill Marisay Hernandez was a knife with a distinct nick in the blade shaped almost like a crescent, right?' Dr. Brennan asked Zach.
Zach nodded
"Good. So we can look for that as the murder weapon and… Dr. Saroyan, are you listening?"
Everybody turned to look at Cam who was seated, her hand at her jaw and her eyes full of gloom.
"Mm? Mm-hmm." She waved her hand to indicate that they should continue.
"Cam, are you okay?" Angela asked.
"No. I'm depressed."
"Oh, that's too bad. Well, back to the vic…"
"Wanna talk about it?" Seeley cut Dr. Brennan off.
"Nah. It's just…it's okay."
"Alright. Let's get back to the murder weapon…"
"Come on. It will help you feel better," now Angela cut Dr. Brennan off.
"Well…it's just that my favourite singer is giving a special one night only concert and I really wanted to go. But when I went to buy them, they were already sold out. And I won't be able to see her," the last word came out on a whiny sob and her lips pouted.
"Oh, I'm sorry," said Angela.
"It's just that I wanted to go."
"That's too bad," Booth said in a soothing voice.
"Dr. Saroyan, does you favourite singer happen to be Mariah Carey?"
Cam looked up at Zach, "Yeah. How did you know?"
"I actually didn't. My cousin is giving away tickets that he has to her show."
Cam perked up immediately.
"Does he still have them? Would he give them to me? Because I really really really…"
"He gave them to me," Zach said.
"What! You have the tickets?!" Cam was out of her seat now.
Zach reached into his lab coat pocket and took out two official-looking strips of paper.
"You took the tickets?" Seeley asked, "Why?"
"Hey man, a lot of guys like Mariah. She has very nice…songs," Jack spoke up.
"Yeah right, more like nice stems," Angela mumbled.
"I'm not really her fan," Zach corrected, "He just told me to ask around if anybody else would want them."
Cam flew over to where Zach stood.
"OH, ZACK YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THEM OR AT LEAST ONE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST PLEASE GIVE ME ONE OF THE TICKETS I HAVE TO SEE HER!"
"Whoa," said Booth.
"Somebody really likes Mariah!" Angela chucked.
"While we waste time, Marisay's murder remains unsolved, you know," Brennan pointed out.
"CAN YOU LET ME HAVE ONE PLEASE ZACH I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE!"
"Uhh…" Zach looked slightly scared, "You can take them Dr. Saroyan. I don't need them."
"AAAH! Thank you thank you thank you!" she grabbed the tickets out of Zach's hand, wound her arms around his neck and planted a long, loud kiss on him.
"Thank you! I'm going to see Mariah! Gosh Zach, you don't know how much this means to me! Thank you so much!"
She took off in the direction of her office, singing 'Emotions' loudly.
Everybody present had their eyes popping out of their heads.
"Did she just…" Jack jerked his thumb in the direction Cam had gone.
"Are you alright, Zach?" Dr. Brennan asked.
"I-I think I need to sit down," Zach felt for the chair behind him and plopped into it, his face expressionless.
"Well! I think we should get back to Marisay now," said Booth.
"Forget Marisay!" Dr. Brennan exclaimed, "Dr. Saroyan just kissed Zach!"
Cam came back, considerably more sober.
"I, uh… that didn't come out right. I didn't mean to…"
"Is something going on between you two?" Angela grinned impishly.
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Okay, that came out of me sitting in my tutorial being bored to death by the girls doing their graded presentation. I sat there thinking, "Is there any, and I mean any, situation where Cam would accidentally kiss Zach?" This was my answer I guess. Kind of based on an episode of Family Matters I watched last evening.
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