This is so movie-type plot, it's not funny. I probably got it from a movie, though I have no idea which one it could have been.
Disclaimer: This is all just for fun, trust me.
"Bets open!" Jack shouted to the lab as soon as Booth stepped out of the lab. All over the place lab personnel started digging into their wallets, pockets and purses.
"This isn't right," said Brennan, her hand digging around in her handbag, "We shouldn't be betting on Booth."
"Says the lady with the twenty dollar bet," said Angela taking Brennan's money.
"It's just too good to pass up. Booth is gonna try to confront that big security guard at the gate for not waking up and letting him in. Hey, the other day, he pushed the button on the gate and it slammed into the side of my car. I told him good day and drove off," said Cam.
"He's tough," Jack admitted, "I wouldn't dare to even tell him good day. He looks like a walking brick wall. How tall do you think he is?"
"Six feet eight inches. I measured in relation to where on the side of the guard house his head reached while standing," Zach said, handing over his money to Angela.
"Man I'd pay extra just to see the actual fight," said Jack.
"Why don't we go watch?" Brennan smiled. She and Jack took off, followed by some of the staff of the others.
"Come back and tell me exactly what happened! I gotta keep collecting bets!" Angela shouted after them.
"Good for you Dr. Saroyan," said Dr. Landers, a fellow pathologist, "I see you will not be taking part in the bet. That is commendable."
"What the heck brought you to that conclusion? Seeley's gonna get creamed," with that Cam put up her foot on the rung of a stool beside Zach's, pulled up her skirt a little and pulled out fifty dollars from the top of her thigh-high stockings.
She missed Zach's nervous gulp and wide-eyed stare when she handed the money to Angela. "That says he'll be up here with a black eye in the next five minutes."
"Nifty place to keep money," Angela commented.
"That's just where I keep my special occasion money. And trust me, Seeley Booth getting beat up is a special occasion."
"Dr. Addy, is something wrong?" Dr. Landers, who had not been paying attention to the exchange, asked.
"Uh, no. I'm fine." Zach nodded, "I'll go...over there."
Zach got up and walked away, leaving Cam oblivious and Angela giggling.
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Only people in movies hide their money in their stockings. I used to hide mine in my bra, but I got that from a movie too.
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