1Partially based on a true story. That is all I have to say.
Oh and yeah, I disclaim everything except the concept.
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"Dead strippers,"said Booth as he and his partner- trailed by squints and federal agents- walked into the strip club where the bodies of what could turn out to be two missing strippers were found under the main stage, "what's next, huh?"
They went over to the bodies, Cam concentrating on the victims' remaining sinew, while Brennan and Zach worked on the rest. Then Zach pulled a bright coloured paper from one of the bodies.
"It's a wrapper for cherry flavoured condoms," Zach examined the paper, "Why would they make flavoured condoms?"
Everybody looked at Zach, then each other.
"You wanna take this one?" Booth asked Brennan.
"Busy," she said and walked off as an agent called her attention to something.
Jack shook his head, "I'm not doing it."
"I'll do it," said Cam as she looked at Booth's and Jack's faces. She put her mouth close to Zach's ear and whispered.
Suddenly Zach choked.
"Me?" he said, looking at Dr. Saroyan as if he was seeing her for the first time.
Cam rolled her eyes, "I didn't mean it like that, Zach!"
"Mean what like what?" Booth asked.
They looked at him.
"She said that I put..."
Cam slapped a hand over Zach's mouth.
"I said nothing," she said, holding Zach as he started to struggle.
"No wait, what did you say to him?"Jack was wide-eyed with excitement.
"Nothing. Could you excuse Zach a moment please?" Cam said, then she hauled Zach outside to the strip club's parking lot.
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Short and weird, just the way I like it. I'll leave the missing parts to infect your brain and fester.
Review. And don't worry, I'll be satisfied with a simple, "That was weird..." (Smiley-face)