1Okay, kookie, you're partly to blame for this. I wasn't even thinking that Cam was kinda jealous in 'the coffee'. But then I read it over and was like, "Hmm...she does sound a little jealous". So this is the result of me taking that a step further.
Disclaimer: All I own is my overactive imagination and this plot.
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Angela and Dr. Brennan sat in the break room, eating sandwiches and talking. Suddenly Zach came in, looking perplexed.
"I had a very bizarre dream last night."
"Really? Those are the best ones." said Angela, "What happened?"
"I suspect it was because I had eaten a large meal very late last night. That is usually..."
"No, silly, I mean what happened in the dream."
"Well..." he sat down on the seat Angela drew out for him, "I was in a boxing match. It was in the lab and I wasn't sure at first about who I was to fight. Then it became clear that I was supposed to fight Booth."
"Really?" said Dr. Brennan, "It isn't very possible that you and Booth would be in the same weight class and therefore you wouldn't be likely to fight him."
Angela rolled her eyes. "It's a dream Bren! Stop being a spoiled sport and listen. Yeah, so what happened?" she asked Zach.
"I had to fight Booth in the lab. So I went to the library to read up on boxing, and that's where I saw you Angela fighting Hodgins over who was going to fly the rocket he bought to watch the fight from outer space. You were betting against me, and that is okay because sheer physics would dictate that I had less of a chance to win, but it still hurt. Dr. Brennan you told me to go through with the fight, but you were too busy feeding your twins to watch the fight, so you asked Hodgins to tape it for you."
"I had twins?" said Dr. Brennan.
"Did you see who the daddy was?" Angela asked.
Zach shook his head, "No. That's not important..."
"Like hell it isn't! I bet it was Booth."
"Ange-la!" Brennan shouted.
"Then I went back to the lab to look for Dr. Lee. She was angry when I told her that I was fighting. Then I told her I couldn't marry her because I was already married to Dr. Saroyan..."
"HUH??"
It was said by Angela, Dr. Brennan, Dr. Saroyan and Dr. Lee, the last two having walked in a second before.
"Whoa, that's juicy!" Angela laughed.
"What are you three talking about?" Dr. Saroyan asked.
"Zach had a crazy dream last night," Dr. Brennan supplied.
"Oh. Okay. No offense though, Cam, but there is no way Zach would marry you over me." Dr. Lee laughed.
"It was just a dream, Kendra," Zach told Dr. Lee.
"Dreams have a way of being nonsensical," Dr. Saroyan justified, giving Zach a pat on the shoulder.
"Of course," Dr. Lee stirred her coffee, an air of mischief in her voice.
"Excuse me, I have to go check on the test I was running," Zach said, getting up and leaving, "I'll tell you the rest of the dream later, Angela."
As Zach left, Dr. Lee sat beside Angela and Brennan at the table, still looking mischievous.
"But you know, if it were real, I'd win."
Cam turned to her, "Win what?"
"You know what I mean..." Dr. Lee shrugged, "I mean I am younger. I'm not his boss so there isn't that whole weird subordinate thing."
"Oh. I see..." Cam turned back to her tea, "But I think Zach and I are closer."
"We went out."
"Going to the office party doesn't count."
"Actually I think it does."
"Actually I think it doesn't."
"Goes to show what you know."
"Just remember you just got here. I've known Zach longer."
"Well, it can be argued that I know Zach better."
"Um...ladies?" Angela butted in, "May I just remind you... you're fighting over Zach."
"We're not fighting!" Kendra and Cam shouted in unison.
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I know. I've lost my marbles. I'm looking around for them.
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