University is an evil place
University is an evil place. The work they expect me to do! When I get out of here, I'm getting myself a nice boring job that leaves me ample time to write fanfictions…I'll be an 'educated bum'. according to my cousin Kimmy.
So, who wants some more awkward fluff?
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"One two three, four, five, six…"
"What are you counting?"
Zach looked up to see Booth looking at him questioningly.
"Um… my beetles seemed to have dwindled in number slightly."
"How much?" Booth asked, not really interested now that he knew Zach wasn't psycho.
"Maybe…one."
Okay, maybe he was psycho.
"What does it matter if you lost one beetle?" Booth asked.
Zach shrugged, "There is the possibility that it could be a flesh eating beetle and if it has not been squashed, it could end up…"
"AAAAAAAAAH!"
Cam screamed from the other side of the lab.
"OH MY GOD CAM'S BEING EATEN ALIVE!!" Booth screamed.
It had Booth and Zach jumping up and running towards her.
They ran over to where she stood jumping up and down, tears streaming down her face.
"Dr. Saroyan, don't panic!" Zach shouted, grabbing her blouse and pulling the buttons rapidly, looking for the bug.
"What the!?" Cam batted Zach's hand away from her blouse, "ZACH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"The flesh eating beetle…" he started.
"What?"
The flesh eating beetle went down in your clothes. You screamed and we assumed…"
"I screamed because my finger got stuck in the drawer. And it hurts like hell…You were taking my clothes off, Zach!!"
"Sorry," he tried to button the blouse back up, but she swatted his hand away again.
"I'll get you a first aid kit," Zach aid and turned away. She did up the buttons and glared at Booth, who was chuckling.
"Honest mistake…" he started, before her hand slapped him on the shoulder.
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