AN: Thank you for your feedback. I really appreciate it and am very glad you like the story so far. Hope you like where I'm going with this, let me know, please. As for this chapter.. I just subtly changed the rating to M. *cough*
Thank you again Bekki for correcting it. :)


Chapter Three: A Dwarf Named Evily

Regina and Robin had barely been together for two months when one day she stood crying in front of his dorm door.
Robin's mother Amelia had been very happy that Robin had a girlfriend and that he was over the moon. But then again the woman lived on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean in good old England, therefore, she hadn't had a chance to meet Regina yet.
Regina on the other hand hadn't told her parents about Robin. And she didn't intend to. After the whole Daniel fiasco that was the one thing she had learned.

„What's wrong honey?", Robin had asked her, as soon as he had opened the door and pulled her into his arms, „let's sit down first."

He then pulled her towards his bed and sat her down on it, before getting her a glass of water and then sitting down next to her, „what's going on?"

„I can't do this anymore", she had simply said.

„Do what?", he had asked her.

„Everything", Regina had answered, „she has this party tomorrow evening and she wants me to go there and meet some people. And by god, that can only mean she wants me to meet some rich investors and and…", she was sobbing into his shirt now.

„Don't go then", Robin had said.

„I can't just not go", Regina had said, „you don't know her."

That was right, Robin didn't know her mother but he had heard of her. The upper east side woman, rich by marriage, always wanting the best for Regina and the definition of best was what she thought was best for Regina not what Regina wanted.

„What I mean is, don't go back", Robin had said, „ever. Stay, and then we'll figure something out."

Regina had searched his face then, „you're being serious?"

„I am", he had said.

„I can't just stay here. I don't even have clothes, aside the few dresses that..", she had said, until he had placed his finger on her lips.

„What do you want?", he had simply asked her, and after she hadn't said anything he had repeated his question, „what do you want, Regina, what would make you happy?"

„It doesn't matter what I want."

„To me it does", he had said, „so tell me, what do you want?"

„Ok, although, this sounds pathetic. The other night I had a dream. You and me, standing behind a bar, working together, living in an apartment. Having kids and motorcycles... as I said, pathetic."

He had smiled at her then, „let's do it."

„We can't just do it", she had said.

„Says who?", he had said, „in fact a few weeks ago my mother asked me, she's been asking me that for a few years now, if I knew what I wanted to do with my inheritance. So how about we take a look around and see if we can set something up, you know, start somewhere new. I mean it will take time and we can't have children from one moment to another but we can try", by now he had been smiling fully at her.

„I can't", she had said, „I can't have children, I'm sorry."

He had stroked her cheek with his thumb, „you can't or you don't want to?"

„I want to, with all my heart, one day, but I can't, I'm barren", she had told him.

„Well there's always other ways to have children", Robin had said, „we could adopt."

„Would you really be willing to go through all that?"

„I'd do anything for you", he had said, „give me a moment, let me make a call."

About five minutes later Robin had came back into the room, „so my mum said, she will come over next week and help us look around so we can find an apartment and a pub or bar that we could buy or rent, as you know, my family has always had two of them in England so she can help us with everything."

„That's wow", Regina had said, crying by then, „no one has ever done something like that for me. I don't know what to say. But my mother will come looking for me, and I'm sure she'll find me here. I mean she doesn't know about you but I think, if she went to the college, she'd find out about us and would find us. So as lovely and wonderful as all that sounds, I can't."

Robin had smiled then, „you can. In fact I also talked to Will on the phone. First thing tomorrow morning we'll do is to take the things we have here and move into Will's guest room. It might be a bit small for two people but hopefully we'll find something else soon. No one at the college knows Will or has ever seen him. She won't find us. We'll just disappear."

„I…", Regina was smiling through her tears now, she didn't even know what to say, it was such an emotional situation, „yes, yes, let's do it."

„Good", Robin had said, and then he had leaned in to kiss her. She had kissed him back eagerly.

„You need to buy my car", Regina had said then all of a sudden.

„What?", Robin had asked her not quite following.

„My car. You don't really have to buy it. Just on paper. We need to go tomorrow and write it over to your name. Change the insurances. You need to have it. Because believe me, my mother will track me down if it is the last thing she does.
Sounds stupid but I'd like to keep the car. Dad and I have chosen it together back then and…"

„I understand", Robin had said, as his thumb was stroking over her cheek, „I should probably, officially move to Will's place then before they can't track my address down to the college ground. And you shouldn't. You'll just disappear.
I need to terminate the contract for this place here but that can wait a bit."

Regina had stood up then and got her bag pulling out her purse after throwing the scissors to Robin that had been lying on his desk.
Then she had fished out some cards and had also thrown them at him.

„Are you sure about this?", Robin had asked her, as he was holding a platinum credit card in one hand and a pair of scissors in his other.

„Positive", she had said, smiling and waiting for him to make a move.

A few minutes later they had put all the left over plastic pieces in a bag that they would get rid off the day after and Robin had once again kissed her.
His hands had found Regina's waist and he had pulled her on top of him whilst his tongue had begged for entrance into her mouth.


Regina had this wonderful dream about Robin kissing her neck and thus waking her up. It took her a moment to realize that that feeling against her skin felt all too real though. He was actually placing kisses against her skin.

„Morning", she half said, half groaned whilst trying to open her eyes.

„Morning babe", Robin nuzzled against her neck, as his left arm wandered over her hips and he placed himself closer to her side.
He let his hand lingering on her left hip, his thumb tracing over the colours of her inked skin there for a while, before he let his hand wander to her front and lower.

„Robin!", Regina groaned, almost biting her lip in the process, as his hand wandered under the lace of her panties. She was then mumbling into her pillow that she had sunk her teeth into, „don't start something you won't be able to finish."

He smirked, „but I have every intention on finishing this, Milady", he said.

That was when Regina turned around and towards him. In the process almost cursing herself, because now his fingers where exactly where he wanted to have them.
Which made him smirk even more.

„What about…?", she started, but Robin placed one finger of his not already occupied hand on her lips.

„Then I guess I'll need to find a way to silence you", he said, inching his face closer to hers, as his other hand had by now found his wife's clit and was drawing lazy circles around it.

„Me?", Regina said, before kissing him passionately and eventually being able to release the moan she was holding back into his mouth.

She could feel Robin smiling into the kiss. Dimpled bastard.

He had rolled her on her back by now and let go off her lips. Letting his own wander down her neck and over her breasts, moving further down with his whole body and eventually drawing his hand back out of her panties. Not for long though, just long enough to let his thumbs wander over her nipples before pulling her panties off her and placing his mouth at the bundle of nerves where his hand had previously been.
His right hand was helping him with the task there, as he drew his fingers through her slit until he let one, then two slide into her, slowly at first and then faster beginning to move them. Whereas his other hand was lying on her stomach, drawing lazy circles because he knew it was driving her mad.

Half an hour later they were preparing breakfast for themselves and the kids. Correction, Regina was making waffles and Robin was stealing them from the plate she had just put them on.

„Robin", she scolded him.

He only smiled with a dimpled grin, chewing on a freshly stolen waffle, „you knew I was a thief when you met me."

„Urgh", she growled.

„I swear, if there were eight dwarfs with Snow White you would've been that one; Evily", he said.

„Me evil?", Regina said, „go get the boys or you can skip the rest of breakfast entirely."

„Yes, your Majesty", Robin said bowing in front of her which had Regina laughing for a second before she glared at him.

He knew she wasn't angry at him. Not really. She couldn't be. Never could, but it was way too much fun to tease her.

In the afternoon Regina and Ruby had agreed to meet a bit earlier than they'd usually arrive at work, because every other Saturday Regina was going through Ruby's college reports with her. Trying to help the girl get through college even though she had never really been to college. Unless you'd count the few weeks she went there before dropping out.
It wasn't that she hadn't been intelligent enough. It was just a once in a life time decision that had to be made back then, and she had never regretted it.

„Oh jeez", Regina said, „which moron came up with that font size?"

Her eye sight wasn't bad, but the font in the book that Ruby had just given her was small. Very small. If not to say tiny.

„I'll be right back", Regina told her before she got up from her chair and went to fetch her reading glasses that she seldom wore but nevertheless had in their office in case she needed them.

„Thank you so much for going through this with me. I really don't know what I'd do without you", Ruby said, smiling as Regina sat back down next to her.

„Don't worry about it. I'll gladly do it", Regina said to the younger woman whom she had always seen more like a daughter than just an employee.

Ruby grew up with her grandmother and the woman had done a wonderful job with that but she had always looked up to Regina and seeked her out for guidance and other things. Just like now when they were going through her college reports.