Short and cute. Hope you like.
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"Sit down!"
Zach did as he was told, sitting on a stool. Dr. Saroyan was mumbling to herself angrily as she took a bandage out of the first aid kit.
"Didn't I specifically tell you not to do it?!" she exploded as she turned around.
"Um, yes." he answered, wincing a little as she cleaned the cut on his forehead, "But we needed to test whether or not, given the environmental conditions that day, the explosion couldn't have happened."
"And so you blatantly disregard me and go off to make a controlled explosion in my lab? Are you nuts?! Hodgins is lucky his injuries aren't that serious. But that piece of glass could have severed his hand! You could have blown your face off!"
She put the bandage on his forehead, secured it properly.
"But at least we found out that given the conditions the explosion was plausible," he told her.
"Is that supposed to make me feel better?" she kissed the bandage on his forehead, "You could have died! I could have lost you both. Now go do something more constructive with your time and don't blow up my lab again, understand me?"
"Yes," he got up and went back to his desk.
Cam shook her head, watching him walk away. When did her job become raising teenage boys?
Can I haz review now?