Disclaimer: All lines resembling or are Supernatural lines belong to the CW network, along with all Supernatural characters. However, Gabbi, Amber, Carsen, and Lily are my own creations and belong to me.
Gabbi's POV
"WHY ME?! What did I do?!" I yelled
"Well, at least I'm out of those stupid clothes," I stated, looking down at my normal clothes.
"I don't know, I kinda liked them," Cas mumbled, not loud enough that I could hear him though.
"What was that, sweetcheeks?" I asked him.
"I said I wonder where we are," he answered.
Now, since it sounded like what he had said, I believed him. I started walking around, when all of a sudden, our scenery changed. We were now in Paris at a fancy restaurant. There was a plate of spaghetti with three meatballs in front of us.
"OOOOHHHHH, FOOD!" I shouted, slurping up the spaghetti already.
"Cas, eat," I demanded.
"But angels do not need to eat like humans do," he stated.
"I don't care, eat the meatball," I commanded.
He got the idea and ate a little spaghetti and one meatball. Getting an idea, I laughed and pushed the third and last meatball over to him with my nose.
"Why are you pushing food with your nose?" he asked.
"Of course you don't get the reference," I snickered.
Lily's POV
Gabriel took me to a room with two screens. On one screen, we could watch Carsen, Amber, and the Winchesters. On the other screen, there was Cas and Gabbi.
"OOOO, Gabbi's gonna be so happy at you," I laughed.
"Why?" Gabe asked.
"As I said you guys were characters on a TV show, Cas is Gabbi's fav," I stated.
"That's how I noticed the connection between them," he chuckled.
"Yeah, we all watched you guys as you went through problems," I told him, "even your…death."
"However, I will warn you when it does come, I guess," I answered, looking away.
"OOOO, so you DO like me?" he questioned.
"Not saying that," I sang, "Gabbi would be upset if she had to watch you die."
"Where am I on her favorites?" Gabe asked.
"You're her second favorite," I replied.
"Well, if I can make her like me, then I can with you too," he smiled.
"Not really an accomplishment cause she's boy crazy," I laughed.
Carsen's POV
After Gabbi and Cas disappeared, Amber and I stared at the spot where Gabbi just stood.
"Whelp, she's gone," I shrugged.
Dean answered correctly, and suddenly, there was a lady doing yoga.
"I've got genital herpes," she calmly stated.
"Da heck.." Amber asked.
"Oh, you know what this is," I poked her in the side, smirking.
"Yeah, poor Sammy…" she sulked.
"I've got genital herpes," an old man stated next.
Then, four guys are playing basketball, two of them being Sam and Dean. Sam makes a basket and turns around.
"Seriously? We're really doing this?" he asked, hands on his hips.
"Yes, Sammy, we really doing this," I answered, rubbing my hands together and smirking.
"Hey, you're the one who said we have to play our roles so…" Dean stated, walking over to him.
"Yeah…right…" Sam replied, hanging his head while Dean clapped him on the shoulder and walked away.
"I've…got genital herpes," Sam sighed.
"Oh, this is priceless!" I laughed, holding my stomach and laughing really hard.
"Sam…" Amber sadly watched him.
"I try to be responsible," the lady doing yoga says.
"Boy, did I try," the old man looks at the lady next to him.
"But now I take twice-daily Herpexia to reduce my chances of passing it on," Sam stated, exasperatedly.
"Ask your doctor about using Herpexia," the yoga lady continues.
It shows the old man and the lady slow dancing, and then one final shot of the lady doing her yoga. Dean does his voiceover with that seeeexxxxyyyyy voice.
"I am doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread of—of genital herpes. And that's a good thing," Sam stuttered, going back to playing basketball.
"WOOHOO! Sammy that was BEAUTIFUL!" I chuckled, practically dying.
The Herpexia logo then appears and…we're suddenly in that sitcom again.
"Son of a bitch," Dean repeats, in a voice that he would so not use.
The fake audience laughs while Sam escorts the scantily dressed woman out. I glared at her all the while.
"Sorry, we got some work to do," Sam apologizes.
"But we did do work! In depth…" she winks at Dean, while Dean looks interested.
I glare at Dean, and he answers back by holding his hands up in a 'what did I do' gesture.
"How long do we have to do this?" Dean forces a smile.
"I don't know," Sam answers, with the audience applauding, "Maybe forever?"
"We might die in here," Sam continues, audience laughing all the while.
"How is that funny?! Vultures," Dean yells at the fake audience, while they laugh again.
Cas and Gabbi enter then, with Gabbi looking happy and lovesick all the while.
"Gabbi!" Amber and I yell, hugging her and checking her over for injuries.
"I'm fine, I'm fine," Gabbi told us.
"Where did you guys go?" Dean asked.
"We don't have much time," Cas replied.
"What happened?" Sam questioned.
"We got out," Cas answered.
"Sadly," Gabbi added.
"From where?" Dean asked another question.
"Listen to me and listen carefully, this thing, if it even is a trickster, is much more powerful than it should be.
"So what? It's not a trickster?" Sam questioned.
Cas got flung back, and the door opened suddenly.
"Helllloooo!" Gabriel greeted, audience applauding all the while, "and now for my beautiful lovely."
"Not your lovely," Lily added, walking in with arms crossed.
"Lily!" Gabbi, Amber, and I yelled, tackling her.
"Yeah, yeah," Lily stated.
All of a sudden, Cas looks up and there's duct tape on his mouth.
"Baby!" Gabbi shouted, running to Cas
"Hi, Castiel!" Gabriel says.
Gabriel signals at Cas, and he's gone.
"Where'd my baby go?!" Gabbi yelled, looking like she was ready to kill Gabriel.
"First time I've seen her look like that at you," Lily said to Gabriel.
"You know him?" Sam asked.
"Where'd you send him, you son of a bitch?" Dean asked, angrily.
"Relax, boys, he'll live….maybe," Gabriel answers.
