A/N: Hello... I thought of this and now it won't go away, so I decided to write it! Here you go...
"Gary... really hates socializing with other human beings." Luke sighed, shaking his head.
"But he's so sweet! Why doesn't he like talking to people?" Logan asked curiously.
He shrugged.
"I don't know, it's just an issue with him. He's pretended to be sick or injured before, just to get out of having to meet people. In fact, I bet he still does it..."
"He does," Ghost chimed in from his spot by the TV. "He did it a couple months ago when I tried to get him to go shopping with me."
"You guys... shop together?" Keegan asked, raising an eyebrow.
He rolled his eyes.
"We were going to get food, dumbass."
"Oh... oops."
"See! He does still do it!" Luke said.
"We should mess with him... to see what he does..." Price laughed.
"Oooh! I'll do it! GARY! COME IN HERE!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Came the yelled reply from outside the door.
It opened and Roach walked in with a pout. Luke stood and crossed over to him, taking his arm and leading him from the room.
"C'mon Gary! It's time to go meet new people!" He said cheerfully.
Roach paled and dug his heels into the floor, pulling his arm away from Luke and running halfway across the room. Everyone tried and failed not to laugh.
"No! Uhhh... I can't go! I'm really sick, I feel awful..."
Luke frowned and said, "Really? We should go to the hospital then, make sure it's nothing life threatening."
He approached him and Roach was so startled that he backed up and tripped over Ghost's leg, falling to the floor with a yelp of alarm. He groaned and Ghost laughed, pulling him into his lap.
"Oh my god... are you okay?" He asked through his laughter.
Roach scowled at him.
"No, I'm not! Protect me from Luke! He's trying to make me go to hell!" He cried, latching onto Ghost and trying to hide behind him.
Luke laughed so hard he fell over and everyone else burst into giggles and chuckles. Roach looked around, confused as to why everyone thought this was so funny. How is someone trying to drag a person to the hospital funny?!
"We're just messing with you, Roach, calm down. You're so pale, oh my goodness..." Merrick said.
Roach's mouth fell open and he waved his arms around like an octopus having a seizure.
"LUKE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?! YOU SCARED ME SO MUCH..." He cried, sliding off Ghost's lap and onto the floor.
Luke, still laughing hysterically, walked over to him and hugged him.
"I'm... I'm sorry! I wanted... to see if you still made up bullshit excuses... to get out of socializing with people."
"YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED ME INSTEAD OF GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK! YOU'RE SO CRUEL!" He shouted, burying his face in his hands.
"But I said I'm sorry!"
"I DON'T CARE! FEEL HOW FAST MY HEART IS BEATING!" He yelled, grabbing his hand and holding it to his chest.
Luke's eyes widened and he hugged him tighter.
"I'm so sorry, my child! Please don't have a heart attack..."
Roach just made a high pitched noise in reply and fell over.
"Are you okay?" Hesh asked, clearly concerned.
"No..." He said, shaking his head. "I'm scarred for life."
"You're so dramatic."
"AND YOU'RE SO MEAN!" He complained, whacking him in the leg.
"Owww! Quit bullying me! I'll tell the principal!" Luke chastised, holding his leg and falling over.
"WELL YOU BULLIED ME FIRST!"
Silence...
"Touche."
A/N: I know this was super random! But it was funny! And cute! So please review! :D