OuranHighSchoolHostClub x DOS (1/?)

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Warning: Shameless ShikakoxItachi reincarnation-fic into OHHC-verse because I can, it works with the crack-ish shit I pulled out of my brother's hat and has a workable ending I can write. Hopefully.

Also unBeta'd and probably not as well-thought out as I think it is.

Note: This fic builds off of two other fics by Witchbreaker and Lady Hallen. Read them. Not only would this make slightly more sense, but their works are amazing.

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After living three lives, Shikako had thought she'd seen Itachi at his prettiest.

In her first life, she remembered how Itachi was drawn in the manga. Tired and weary looking, a bit maniacal in one episode of the anime she saw, but attractive.

In her second life, while worrying about the fate of the world, she'd actually met the man in question and had actually connected with him during the hours they spent preparing her to take down Danzo. Handsomer than the manga because she actually got to see him a handful of times and got to know him.

In her third life, they were both reborn in a different world, in different bodies, but they were definitely the same people, if a bit lighter conscience-wise. He was still handsome, though in a different way than he had been previously (It was a completely biased opinion because she dated the man).

But now... He was just gorgeous.

"Everyone in this world if good looking, but you... I didn't think you could look any better-"

"I am beginning to feel objectified," he mumbled, still a bit miffed because the first words that came out of her mouth when she first saw him was not hello, but a surprised you were reborn as a woman?

Shikako ignored his objectification comment (in part because she had seen the advertising his family's company does, with the chocolate covered woman and the winking gentleman and was still not pleased) and continued. "-because honestly, you could start wars with a face like yours. Like Helen of Troy. You could subdue Kurama even without the Sharingan. You could even bring Zeref's troops to their knees if you'd been this pretty-"

"Shikako," Itachi said warningly.

"-and your lashes, how is it that they could be so long?"

"My parents are attractive individuals."

Shikako snorted. "Attractive and leaders in the sweets making industry. Goddamn reincarnation lottery!"

Itachi had been more than just a little smug when he told her he grew up taste testing every new dessert and candy that his family's company created. His father, new father wasn't called the Candy King without reason. Technically, he also made cakes and was a genius with chocolate, but Candy King had a better ring to it than Baking King or Chocolate King, in her humble opinion.

"Why do you think you're so pretty?" she wondered. "Besides the reincarnation and genetic lottery. It's not the wealth. Although, it could be a factor. Just about every wealthy person I've met so far are some degree of devastatingly attractive." She paused. "Or is it this world? Maybe this is a universe full of really handsome and beautiful people. Maybe it's a rule of this reality. Like the lack of magic. Or may, that's where the magic went!"

Of course, Itachi said not a word to interrupt her. Probably realized by now it was better for her to get it all out first. No one could ever accuse him of being an idiot or an inconsiderate boyfriend.

Shikako sighed when she was finished speculating. "It's not fair. Not fair at all." Because he was smart and handsome and grew up on cake and chocolate and his father was the renown Candy King and his lashes were longer than they had any right to be and she really, really wished she still had her touch seals.

Not that she wanted to hurt anyone. She just really missed her chakra and fuinjutsu and magic. Being normal, even if uncommonly attractive, didn't sit right with her.

Itachi smiled. "Don't worry. You can stare at me as much as you want. "And I am not opposed to sharing dessert."

Magic and fuinjutsu would've been better, but for a consolation prize, it wasn't so bad.

"I knew there was a reason I liked you."

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A/N: TBC, at least three more if things go as planned.

I am more GaaraxShikako than ItachixShikako, but then I was going through the Itachi-appreciation side of tumblr and thought, there's no way he can get any prettier.

I'm trying to prove myself wrong.