Magical Socks Of Doom

I don't own ANY of these peoples Stephanie Meyers does! SO HERE WE GO!!!!

--Edwards P.O.V--

I watched as Bella came out holding a sock.....my sock....but.....but it was so little. So little, SHE SHRANK IT!!! "Bella! HOW COULD YOU!" I threw a chair at the fridge and it bounced off hitting the t.v, knocking it over. "NOOOOO MY T.V" Charlie yelled. I ignored him, my sock was ruined. "My sock!!" "Edward love, please calm down! It's not my fault!" Bella begged. "Fine....you must buy me a new one. BUT NOT ANY KIND! It must be the one of the kind state of the art RARE breed of sock, it only comes out today and I want a new sock!" Bella nodded her head and ran out the door, I smiled and laughed and got a snadwhich. I quickly went to my house and sat on the couch. Wow, I never knew girls could bend that much for pleasure. I turned the t.v off just as Bella came through the door. "I GOT IT!" She held up a sock, mint condition too! I went and sniffed it toe to ankle. "Yes! This is the one!" I threw it onto my table and smiled "Perfect," she smiled as well and went to hug me. I put my hand against her forehead, holding her back. "No! You ruined my sock! No contact for a week!" I slammed my door and turned the radio on. "Would you like to dance Mr. Sock?" I imagined what it would say. "Only if you dance to 'whos bed'" I smiled at the thought, "ok" I said and turned it to 'Whos Bed" I twirled the sock around in the air and laughed. "WHOS BED!" I sang as we danced. "EDWARD!" I heard Bella, "IMN PREGNANT, WITH YOUR CHILD!"

GASP- WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!?!?!?!?!?! Keep following the story to find out!