Magical Socks Of Doom
-edwards P.O.V-
WHAT?!? I quickly jumped off my bed which I was dancing on and ran out the door. "We didn't even have sex!" I looked at my sock then back to Bella and frowned. "I'm sorry, I found someone new." I went back into my room and closed the door. "what was that about?" Mr. Sock said to me. "Oh no one, someone saying I am the fathjer of their child, no biggy." I kissed my sock and laid it down on my couch. " Would you like private dance Mr. Sock?" I tore my shirt from my chest and dance sexily. Emmett walked in and covered his eyes. "WTF EDWARD?!?" I turned quickly to see Emmett. "Um, this is not what it looks like." I turned to my sock and winked, then looked at Emmett. "No I mean Wtf as in why didn't you invite me?" He quickly came in and kissed me. "Erm, ok have a seat." He sat on Mr. Sock! "NOOO" I slapped him and shoved him off my couch,"my sockkk!" I kissed it better and smiled when I imagened it saying "Oh baby I want a threesome right now!" Even though I was a it jelous he wanted some of my ugly brother. Emmett looked at me and frowned. "Edward...you are the father of my baby"
Sorry I made Edward and Emmett super gay in my storie lol DEAL WIT IT!!!!!!