The shinobi gamer

Chapter 4

Time to cheat and grind

I do not own Naruto, skyrim, elminage gothic, re:monster nor do I gain anything from this fanfiction as its nothing more then a parody warning this story has violence course language and sex

Naruto opened his eyes to the rays of the sun as he streches and gets up. He wobbles here and there because he layed down to long. But after a minute he got the hang of it as he looks around and saw his clothes folded on the counter. He walks up to it and silently said scan as he checks his clothes stats as he then said you got to be kidding me whats with these stats.

Orange jumpsuit LV 1

Defence 5

stealth -30

Bonus triples experience points for stealth

Charm -1000

No wonder why naruto was so sneaky dispite having to wear this god awful suit. But damn no wonder no woman even cast him a look. But still I should keep wearing this to increase my stealth level. But I wonder how much is it to get new clothes. I mean more fasionable clothes.

He sighed as he put it on and felt like dirt. But he just grinned as he left the room. Naruto looked around and was surprised by how many patience there was in the hospital. He began to think damn no wonder why tsunade wanted one medics on teams.

He continued to walk untill he noticed everyone glaring at him. But he ignored them as he smiled and walked out of the hospital. He was now grinning at the hidden village of konoha.

He was so amazed at seeing the buildings the people and the shinobi. He continued to where his home was from the memories of the original naruto. When he got there he was shocked at how many prostitutes he walked past as he felt sorry for the original. Because he had to live in the red light district.

When he finally got home he wasnt surprised to see how badly it looked. I mean cracked walls graffti on it with die kyuubi brat and demons stay out and other things. But he shrugged as he went to the top floor where his room was barred of to the world or mobs.

Naruto unlocked the door and walked in to see a simple apartment. But really it looked like something from a phycho ward. I mean white painted walls and pale wooden floors he wasnt surprised that his room looked the same as he sighed and shook his head and thought.

Now im totally bummed at how the boy lived. But he cleared his head as he remembered kenshiro telling him whats under the bed. But to his surprised it wasnt two books it was four. He looked at the first one and saw academy style taijutsu the other was kunai and shuriken tips for dummies.

Narutos left eye twitched as he said really kenshiro. Oh well its not like I have any choice right. I mean its not like I can just absord a book likes its a skill tome or a magic book right.

*BEEP*

Huh as naruto looked ahead and was shocked to see a pop up screen appeared.

you've obtained the skill book

Kunai and shuriken for dummies

would you like to learn this skill

yes/no

Naruto's mouth was opened wide as he said your shitting me right as he then said no wonder why kenshiro said I just needed to practice my skill and grind my level. Hell with studying off of my back I can grind my way to the top and BECOME THE HOKAGE.

He covered his mouth as he said did I just say that. Alright no more shouting out random stuff especially becoming hokage. Ugh well that ruined the moment as he just pressed yes and suddenly the book had turned into energy and was being absorbed into him.

Naruto was seeing and learning at an incredibly rate and when the book vanished he was left with awe. He didnt even see that he had obtained kunai skill LV1 and shuriken skill LV1. But instead he was grinning and said. THAT WAS AWESOME alright now the rest of them.

You've obtained the skill book

academy taijutsu

would you like to learn this skill

yes/no

YES

Skill Obtained

academy taijutsu LV1

You've obtained the skill book

Beginners book of summons

would you like to learn this skill

yes/no

YES!

Skill obtained

Spirit pact

You can now form contracts with beings

You've obtained the skill book

The basics of magic volume one fire

would you like to learn this skill

yes/no

YES !

Skill obtained

Fire bolt LV1

By the end of the final book naruto was beyond dumb founded as he wished that he had this ability before. But he shook his head as he didnt want to remember that horrible life. He grinned as he was jumping in joy.

He was now confident that he could take on anything. But instead he stopped as he remembered that this world is covered in danger and he new that there was always someone stronger out there.

With that thought he decided to check out this dungeon kenshiro talked about. So he left the apartment and walked behind the building and saw there was indeed a sewer line a huge one at that. Almost as if something huge had bit its way in. The door was bigger then an adult.

But he shrugged his shoulder as he walked up to it.

But then WARNING DUNGEON UP AHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Naruto shrugged and walked inside of the sewer opening. But when he did he vanished as an invisible barrier appeared and time seemed to stop outside.

Naruto continued walking as he covered his nose from the vile stench. He stopped and was about to complain untill.

*SQUEAK*

He ducked as he looked ahead as he saw a large rat as he looked at it. He was shocked at the size of it. But he shook his head to clear it as he already knew that in order to get stronger he would have to kill that rodent.

He breathed in and out as he then thought of how to deal with this rodent. But not as a shinobi but as a gamer. If he was playing a game and if he wanted to becareful he would scan it first and look up its level stats and hp.

So doing so he looked at the rodent and silently said scan.

*BEEP*

He saw a pop up screen had appeared before him.

New enemy discovered

large rat LV 1

Hp 30

mp 10

Large rodent is nothing more then an over sized rat and is easy to kill alone. But in a group beware also its also good to be aware of your surroundings.

Level one huh but I wonder does it hunt in groups or is it alone. Because the pop up didnt say it hunted together or they hunt alone. He bit his bottom lip as he thought FUCK IT.

he ran towards the large rodent as the mouse turned around and saw the human. It growled at got into a fighting stance. Naruto made the first move with a simple academy punch.

Naruto used unarmed hit

-8 large rodent

large rodent hp 22

Damn I used everything on that hit and only eight damage huh. UGH it sucks being level one. Naruto was lost at thought as the large rodent used heavy bite.

Large rodent used heavy bite

-21 naruto uzumaki

naruto uzumaki hp 79

DAMN what the hell it did twenty one damage on me and all I did was a lame eight damage. Ok calm down I have a one hundred hp and nine hundred cp/mp.

While naruto was distracted the large rodent pounced once more. But naruto saw it and dodged the attack. Ok what the hell... oh shit right im not in a game meaning it can attack anytime. But this also means I can attack anytime I wanted and not worry about wait time.

Alright lets do this ok since my physical attack can only do eight damage or higher per hit. I should try using magic as I close my eyes and channeled the fire within my body as it built up. The large rodent pounced again.

But this time naruto felt the fire within himself as he lifted his right hand and said FIRE BOLT. When he said this an average sized fire ball shot out and hit the large rodent as the fire bolt exploded and caught the rodent on fire.

Naruto used fire bolt

-17 large rodent

Large rodent hp 5

Large rodent caught on fire -4

Large rodent hp 1

Naruto was shocked at the damage and the feeling of using magic excited him. He grinned at the now sweating rodent as he cracked his knuckles and used academy kick.

Naruto used unarmed attack

-9 Large rodent

Large rodent hp 0

Large rodent defeated

Congradulation xp gained 50

Naruto Uzumaki LV 1

50/150

Naruto grinned at seeing the rodent poofed out of exsistence. But he frowned as he thought DAMMIT im already tired and it was just a freakin rat. But not only that but with things going as they are I can only hope to not only level up but live.

Fuck guess I need to train my skills in order to succeed. I grunted as I left the dungeon. But before I left I noticed something on the ground I leaned down and grabbed it.

It was a large fang that was wrapped around a piece of cloth. I decided to scan them and I was shocked once more.

Item drops

Small fang rarity half star

Large rat skin rarity half star

Small fang

A fang pulled from a large rodent. Used in crafting potions and accessories.

Large rat skin

The pelt of a large rodent used in crafting weapons armor clothes and accessories

Naruto was dumb founded but shook his head as he should have known that the monsters of the dungeons would leave drops. So he shrugged and placed the items in his inventory.

He decided to leave and think of stragedy as he left the smelly sewer. But he wasnt aware of the glowing yellow eyes that followed him out of the sewers.