Chapter 2 A Different Demise part 2
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Sirius looked scandalized. "WHAT?! That git! I hope he dies by being pulled apart piece by piece by the Giant Squid!"
"I'm all for that! I hope he does, but anyway, come with me because we want you to be our Secret Keeper. Will you?"
"Are you sure you want me to be Secret Keeper? I don't know if I'm really the right choice."
"Sirius Orion Black! You are the person me and Lily trust the most. We are like brothers, for Merlin'ssake! You lived with me since third year!We know that you would never even ream of giving us up to Voldemort. Please, Paddy? Please?" James gave Sirius his best puppy dog eyes.
"Well, if you really want me to. And don't give me that look! I invented that bloody look, mate."
"Thanks a heap! You don't know how much ths means to us!"
Sirius rolled his eyes at his ecstatic mate. "Where are you staying? I'm assuming that you're moving."
"We're staying at Potter Manor. Lily's grabbing our stuff and she's going to meet us over there."
"OK. Give me 5 mintes an Floo your ass over here."
20 minutes later at Potter Manor . . .
"Ahh, Harry. This is where you will live for a little while, baby boy. You'll love it! It's bloody huge! And you will sleep in mummy and daddy's room. OK? Time to go to bed , little man." Sirius placed Harry in his recently enlarged crib and headed downstairs, to where Lily was.
James walked into the room a few seconds after Sirius did. "Lily! I'm back! Did you miss me?"
"Oh yes, James! I missed you so much that I thought I would die if you were away for 10 more seconds!" replied Lily, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Evans! You're back!" said Sirius.
"Sirius, you turd! I never left! You were just upstairs!"
"So! You're back to how you were when we were at Hogwarts, then?" Sirius smirked at her.
"No. I'm just how I was around you, idiot."
"OK, OK! No need to get defensive on me, Evans."
"I'm not getting defensive, you prat!"
Sirius faked hurt, clutching his chest. "How you cut me with your words, Evans. By the way, you are getting defensive."
"Am not."
"Are too!"
"Not."
"Are."
"Not."
"OK, OK, kids! Now! Let's stop you two will wake up Harry. And Gods, Lily! You say I'm the immature one!" James sighed.
"Fine, fine! But I wasn't getting defensive, Black!"
"Ok, OK! Whatever you say, sweetheart."
Lily laughed in victory. "Yes! Me - 1, Black - 0!"
"Alright, Evans! Calm down. We got to cast the damn spell. Prongs, you girl is crazy."
"Only around you, mate."
5 minutes later . . .
"All done! You are safe now. Let's tell Moony and Wormtail . . . and Lily! You can tell Emmeline and Alice." chirped Sirius.
"OK, but go by owl, because from now on, we will NOT use magical transportation unless we have to! That means in life or death circumstances! Otherwise . . . we will find ourselves in pieces complimentary of the psychotic bastards called Death Eaters, OK?" replied Lily.
"OK, OK! No need to go off! Merlin! Prongs, I don't know how your balls have remained in tact long enough to even think of having kids with her around!" shuddered Sirius, pulling a face at Lily.
"We will listen to you, Lils, OK? I mean, Sirius has been scared shitless of you since that day that you pulled a prank on all of Slytherins that made them all bald. Not to mention made their heads read 'Voldy Smouldy'. He's scared you will turn him bald. I swear, Siri is in love with his hair."
"Hey! Good times, good times. Wasn't it great when we were at Hogwarts and carefree?"
They all sighed. "Well . . . we can't dwell on the past." James spoke what they were all thinking.
"I know. Well me and James should go to bed and get some rest. Harry still wakes up at the crack of dawn. He is way too much like his dad, I say."
"Yes. He is like me, isn't he? But he has your eyes." replied James, gazing lovingly into his wife's eyes.
"As true as that may be, he has your hair."
"Ah! But your temper!" James waggled his finger playfully in Lily's face.
The redhead in question looked scandalizied. "He does not!"
"Have you not seen him when he gets the wrong toy? He throws a Class A fit!"
"I do not throw Class A fits!" huffed Lily.
"Ya huh."
"Nuh uh."
"Ya huh."
"Nuh uh!"
"Ya huh!"
"Nuh uh times infinity!"
"Ya huh times 10 more than you!"
"Um . . . James? 10 times infinity IS infinity! So we are at the same number, but I still say nuh uh!"
"OK! Now, it's you 2 that are the kids! Lily! Do you EVER stop bickering?! Merlin! I'm gonna go home now. I'll tell Moony and Wormtail about the prophecy. OK? Bye!"
"Bye, Paddy!" James waved his mate off.
"Yeah, bye, Sirius."
And with a swish of his luscious locks, he left. James turned back to his wife and decided to annoy her once more before bedtime. And he had the perfect way how.
"OK! Well, Lily, it is time for all the little kids to go to bed. Now . . . scoot!" James shooed her towards the stairs.
"JAMES POTTER! I am not a little kid!" Lily huffed indignantly.
"Well . . . if behavior has anything to do with it, you are about 3 sometimes, OK? So can we pwease act wike bwig kiddies for Harry?" asked James in a condescending baby voice.
"JAMES! I am the most mature out of the two of us! Merlin! You can sleep on the couch tonight!" Lily's chatisation lost it's affect, due to the whispers their voices' were reduced to, entering their bedroom where Harry was sleeping.
"But . . . but! I was just playing!" spoke James, pulling his best 'puppy dog' eyes on. They always worked on Lily.
"Oh, fine!" Obviously, thought James, grinning. "But you have to tend to Harry in the morning." That knocked his grin off.
"Fine." James huffed, pulling his PJ's on and jumping into bed, snuggling into Lily.
The next day….
"Ah, a good nights' sleep will do wonders."
"Well . . . I guess I got to go make breakfast. James! Get your ass up! Come on! I'll get breakfast ready." Lily bashed her husband over the head with a pillow.
"But, Lilly!" James whined, sitting up. "I just got back to bed."
"James! I want you up and ready in 30 minutes! And that means showered and I can tell. OK?"
"OK, OK! Anything else, Your Majesty?"
"Yes. Kiss me."
James grinned. "Now, that I like!"
Lily lowered her head to James' and gently captured his lips in hers in a soft kiss. She cupped his cheek in her palm as James' hand rested on the back of her neck. They pulled apart after a moment and Lily smiled as James grinned.
"OK, now will you get ready? I won't kiss you again if you smell." smiled Lily.
James made a scandalized noise as he stood up. "Evil witch." Lily whacked him with a pillow as he ran from the room. "OK, OK! I'm in. I'm in!" James sang from behind the closed bathroom door.
Lily shook her head at her husband's antics. She smiled to herself as she heard James cackling madly from inside the bathroom, even over the running water. With one last shake of the head, the redhead went downstairs to make breakfast.
After breakfast . . .
"James!" Lily hollered up the stairs. "James! Your friends are here! Get your ass down here 'cus Sirius won't stop whining!"
"Just hit him with a Silencing spell! Or better yet . . . why don't you get him with that Balding hex?" sang James' voice from the second level.
"Good idea, James, but now he heard you. Just get your ass down here now!"
"OK, OK!" sang James, strolling down the staircase. "Hi guys!"
"Hi, James." was the chorus from his three mates.
"So? Padfoot is Secret Keeper?" confirmed Remus.
"Yep. I hope you guys don't mind, but I think we should alternate between you guys. Lily thought it would be good to have Emmeline and Alice. Maybe even Dumbledore to really put Voldemort off. What do you think? Will you do it? Lily's friends' have already agreed to it."
"Yeah! Of course we'll do it. Anything to keep you guys safe." agreed Sirius, looking at James as if he was stupid.
"Cool! Well, we have an Order meeting later today. So we can ask Dumbleore then." replied Lily, Harry perched on her hip.
"Cool! See you later peoples!" sang Sirius, geaded for the door.
"Bye, James. Lily. Be good for your mum, Harry." Remus tapped a laughing Harry on the nose before waving and heading after Sirius.
"See you, Remus. Have a good day!" hollered Lily at his retreating back.
Several hours later . . .
"James! Get down here! We have to go. Come on! The Order meeting starts in ten minutes. Hurry up!" shrieked Lily from downstairs. "We have to get to Molly's to drop Harry off, as well!"
"I'm coming!" James yelled back. A minute later, he bounded down the staircase. "Let's go."
And with a crack, they Apparated away.
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