(A/N: I wasn't planning to continue with this fanfic, I was actually going to write interviews for other books, but a whole bunch of people asked, and I got a bunch of people adding it as their story alert, so here's another part! Thank you so much for everyone's nice comments on the first chapter, although I'm not sure if this one will be as funny, and a big thanks to lolcats-r-hot for the idea to go into the hospital. I don't obsess with editing over weeks and months, I usually type a chapter of something, read after a few hours, edit and then send, so that's how this one came out so fast. Oh, and I don't know how they're still on T.V. after the cameramen leave, but oh well. Thanks for reading!)
AT THE HOSPITAL
Edward: Bella, are you all right?
Bella: -Taking deep breaths- What are those cameramen doing here?
Edward: What? –snarls-
Cameraman 1: Say hi to the camera, Bells!
-Bella screams in agony-
Edward: GET OUT! –slams door-
MEANWHILE AT THE SWANN HOUSEHOLD
Charlie: Bella, is that you? NOOOO!!!! I'm a grandpa at thirty-eight!
BACK AT THE HOSPITAL
-Jacob pops up-
Bella: Jacob? Get out!
Jacob: It's a girl!
Edward: It hasn't even been born yet, besides, what do you know about babies?
Jacob: -Pulls out Bad Comebacks for Dummies again- I'll show you a baby!
-Emmett flies by window in hot air balloon-
Emmett: MY VIRGINITY!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Edward &Bella: o.0
MEANWHILE AT THE CULLEN HOUSEHOLD
Rosalie: Emmett? What have you done? And to think I—
Alice: What on earth am I doing here? I know I should be doing something about this…
Jasper: Your pom-poms are upstairs, -.-;;
Alice: Oh yeah, that's right, I should be cheering on Bella! –poofs-
BACK AT THE HOSPITAL
KA: I'm back!
Edward: Oh no! I though you quit.
KA: I'm a good actor, aren't I? Now we have a lot more viewers, and I get to be funnier than that Bob Saget! Okay, now. Bella, since I didn't get to interview you before…
Bella: -wheezes- This… is not… a good… time…
KA: Maybe not, but a good interviewer knows it may be the only time—
-Alice crashes through the window and knocks over Katy-
Alice: Whoops…
Carlisle: Just breathe Bella—Great, that annoying interviewers dead.
Alice: Well sorry, gosh.
Carlisle: Did you hear any sarcasm in my voice?
Bella: What are you doing Alice?
Alice: I'm your personal cheer squad, duh!
Jacob: -snort- You probably can't even cheer, or do a cartwheel, or—
Alice: Don't get all up in my Kool-Aid! –does snapping thingy-
Edward: Ugh, Alice, you've been watching to many bad cheerleading sitcoms.
-Bella wails-
Alice: Hmph, wait, where's Emmett?
Carlisle & Edward: … You do NOT want to know.
Alice: And the cameramen?
OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL
-Cameramen filming random stuff since they still have cameras but have been fired-
Cameraman 1: Ohmegee, what is that ladybug doing to that other ladybug?
Cameraman 2: Well, when two ladybugs—
Cameraman 3: This is NOT Discovery Channel!
Cameraman 2: Then—
Cameraman 3: OR ANIMAL PLANET!
Cameraman 4: Ohmegee, the camera's on the air…
Cameramen 1,2&3: Crap.
BACK IN THE HOSPITAL
Alice: Okay. Ahem. 2, 4 6, 8, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE!?
Jacob: Who?
Alice: CHARLIE, RENEE, ELIZABETH AND EDWARD SR., CHARLIE, RENEE, ELIZABETH AND EDWARD SR., GO CHARLIE, RENEE, ELIZABETH AND EDWARD SR., WOOOOOOOO!
Carlisle: What on earth are you doing Alice?
Alice: Cheering for Edward and Bella's parents, of course!!
Carlisle: Why?
Alice: Because without them—
-Bella cries again-
Alice: Erm, Bella, I know you're a vampire now—
Jacob: WHAT!?
Alice: Yep, good thing the cameramen aren't in here—
BACK AT THE SWANN HOUSEHOLD
Charlie: Ooh, Alice has got mad cheerleading skills, wait, what? Vampire?
BACK AT THE HOSPITAL
Alice: Anyways, Bella, are you craving bacon?
Bella: What?
Alice: Because I know when women are pregnant they get random cravings, and so I was wondering if you wanted some bacon.
Bella: NO!
Carlisle: Here it comes!
MUCH LATER
-Edward, Alice an Jacob in waiting room-
Jacob: Alice, does this shirt make me look fat?
Alice: Eh, no, why?
Jacob: Hmm, maybe it's not me, maybe Emmett will start getting—
Carlisle: It's a girl!
Jacob: Muahaha, I was right!
Edward: What's her name?
Carlisle: Bella said Cassidy.
Edward: Why Cassidy?
Carlisle: Bunny said so.
Edward: So Bunny named her?
Carlisle: Yep.
-Cameraman 1 runs through waiting room crying-
Cameraman 1: NO! My youthful innocence!
Cameraman 2: -Runs after him- And then the two ladybugs…
Carlisle: Awkward… Okay, so now how do we get rid of that dead corpse?
-Emmett stumbles in-
Emmett: Hey, Alice, does this shirt make me look fat?
Alice: … o.0
Emmett: Well?
Edward: Omg.