(A/N: My brother read bits and pieces of the past two chapters, I couldn't let him read all of it or else… well, he's nine, so yeah. Anyways, he's never read the books but he wants me to make him look good so he wants to be in one of my fanfics. I swear you're psychic, lolcats-r-hot, because this next one is back at the studio, My brother wanted to pick his name, so that's why it's "Zack Bell" stupid eh? Hehe, like "Zatch Bell" but – whatever. Anyways, he picked it since he's the knew interviewer, and maybe this one will last longer… Thanks for reading, please R&R!)
BACK AT THE STUDIO
Zack Bell: Good evening, viewers, and welcome to the Between the Lines talk show! I'm your –cough- new –cough- host, and interviewer, Zack Bell! Let's meet our guests tonight. Please welcome Stephanie Meyer's Edward, Alice, Jacob and Emmett!
-Edward, Alice and Jacob walk out-
ZB: Oh no, this show is following in Katy's footsteps… dare I ask?
Alice: Shoot.
ZB: -Gulp- Where's… Emmett…?
Alice: Well I cheered for Bella and all, and I should be at the hospital now, but, well, like, it's okay when you're cheering for your pregnant sister, but cheering for your pregnant brother, that's just weird, so I—
ZB: Okay, okay, thank you Alice, I really needed to know that. Who's the other lucky father?
Jacob: -Points finger at Edward- I SWEAR it was him!! I didn't do anything? Why are you accusing me of gay that is soooo racist! Why would a leech and a wolf get together, I mean, isn't leechxleech more predictable, and more likely?
ZB: … o.0
Jacob: I DIDN'T DO IT!
ZB: Nobody said you did…
Jacob: Exactly, know they didn't because I'm soooo persuasive, even though everybody already knows I'm innocent,
Edward: WOULD YOU SHUT UP, ALICE!?
Alice: What? I'm not doing anything?
Edward: I don't feeling like hearing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song in your head right now.
Alice: Oh, okay, I can sing it out loud. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!? –Gets out pom-poms-
Edward: You still have those?
Jacob: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Alice: Yeah, at least someone has spirit. AND NOBODY KNOWS THIS LINE BECAUSE THE PIRATE TALKS TO FAST!
Jacob: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Alice: AND SOMETHING AND SOMETHING AND SOMETHING ELSE!
Jacob: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Alice: READY?
Alice & Jacob: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPNATS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB, SQUAREPAAAAAAANTS!
Jacob: Can you play that nose flute thing Spongebob does at the end?
Alice: Idk, maybe EDWARD can!
Edward: What?
Alice: I've seen you do it in the living room while you were watching Spongebob; you're really good at it!
Edward: What are you talking about?
Alice: DO IT!!
Edward: Why?
Alice: Because if you don't our theme song won't be right and we'll have to sing it again!
Edward: Oh gosh, FINE! –Does nose trumpety flute thing-
Jacob: Oh, so is that why Bella picked you? Because you have mad trumpeting nose flute skills?
ZB: Shut up! Spongebob stinks, why aren't you singing the Fairly Odd Parents? Jazz is better than Pirate rap.
Edward: Rap?
ZB: Sure, he talks fast, right?
Alice: What ev, oh, you know what I should do? I should go cheer Wanda on when she has her baby!
Jacob: What?
Alice: Yeah! Cosmo and Wanda are having a baby!
(A/N: Really, February 18th!! Be there!)
Jacob: Cool, Edward, we should make a fanclub!
Edward: of what?
Jacob: You, me and Cosmo are all going to be fathers!
Edward: … o.0
Jacob: I know, right!?
ZB: Now that that's over with, it's time for the questions!! Woot! Okay, question number one. This is a question for all of you.
Edward: Oh, please no! Alice knows that song all too well…
ZB: Shut up! And quit reading my mind… Okay, are you… Smarter than a 5th Grader!?
Alice: -Gasps- THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG! BUT I ONLY KNOW THE FIRST SEVEN WORDS!! Wait, where are my pom-poms?
Jacob: Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? –Does pom-pom stuff-
Alice: You stole my pom-poms, you dog!
Jacob: Well they make my look pretty, and they are so my color. They take 2.4 inches off my waist, and Emmett jokingly calls me his trophy wife.
ZB: … o.0 Okay, next question. What are your favorite songs?
Edward: I already said mine last time.
Jacob: Me too, but can I change it?
ZB: Fine Edward. Whatever, Jacob.
Jacob: Okay… Mine is the POKEMON THEME SONG! WOOT, WOOT! I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST…
Alice: Shut up, Jacob, nobody wants to hear you sing. Well, mine is the Numa Numa. MAYA HEEEEEE, MAYA HOOOOO, MAYA HAAAAAAA, MAYA HA HA!
Jacob: -continues- POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
ZB: Thanks for watching folks, but these guys are driving me crazy. That's all the time we have for tonight, but tune in next week for our next batch of guests! (Which will probably be these same lunatics since nobody else will volunteer!) Thank you and good night!
(A/N: I can't get rid of this fanfic, it's too fun, so don't worry, I'll probably make another! I don't think this one is as funny as the past two chapters, but I hope you enjoyed it!)