(A/N: Muahaha, I just got another idea for this, I can't make enough interviews! This just goes to show how random my thoughts get when not properly contained. I know this one doesn't come to close to the other three, but I hope you still enjoy. Thanks to all of my friendly reviewers! I know it's not really an interview anymore since they're in American Idol, but oh well, same basic idea. Thanks for reading!!)
AT THE AMERICAN IDOL AUDITIONS
Ryan Seacrest: Good day viewers, today our judges have traveled all the way to the tiny town of Forks, Washington for their auditions. There are some, erm, lovely people here, but will anyone here get to go to Hollywood and be the next American Idol?
-American Idol theme and stupid commercials-
RS: Welcome back to—
Zack Bell: How come you guys have commercials? You have a stupid rigged show anyways, you don't even—
RS: SECURITY!
ZB: WAIT! AMERICA DESERVES TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT—
RS: Hehe, please excuse that disruption. Anyways, today we'll have our first contestant… -glances at script- Edward Cullen!
-Edward walks up-
RS: So Edward, how're you feeling today?
Edward: Okay, I guess—
RS: Great, you can go right after this commercial break!
-A.I. Theme and commercials-
RS: All right, welcome back! Well, Edward, you can go on in, then!
-Edward walks in-
Paula: -has a thing for cute boys- Hey, Edward! What are you going to sing for us today:33333
Edward: Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus:)
(A/N: Also my fav song!)
Simon: Whenever you're ready.
Edward: -Blows them away- When I see your smile, tears run down my face I can't replace. And now that I'm strong I have figured out, how this world turns cold and breaks through my soul. And I know I'll find deep inside me, I can be the one. I will never let you fall; I stand next to you forever. I'll be next to you through it all, even if saving you sends me to heaven. Cuz you're my true love, my whole heart, please don't throw that away…
-Randy, Paula and Simon all entranced in song and forget to stop him-
Paula: Oh, erm, amazing! Randy?
Randy: Sweet.
Paula: I say yes, Simon?
Simon: Three yes's you're through to Hollywood!
Edward: Awesome! –Runs out and celebrates with Bella-
RS: Good, good, next we have… Mike Newton!
Mike: Hi mommy:3
RS: Okay, Mike, and think the judges are ready… right after this commercial break!
Mike: What!?
-A.I. theme and commercials-
RS: Okay, Mike, go ahead in.
-Mike walks in-
Paula: Hey, mike, what are you going to sing for us today?
Mike: I'm singing Avril Lavinge's Girlfriend, with a few adjustments…
Simon: I'm scared.
Randy: Yo, man, whenever you're ready dawg.
Mike: Okay, ahem. –Screeches off tune- Hey, hey, Bella, I don't like your boyfriend, no way, now way, I think you need a new one, hey, hey, Bella, I'll be your boyfriend!
Simon: STOP, PLEASE!! Mike, have you ever heard of William Hung?
Mike: Yeah, he's my idol!
Simon: Figures, well, go sing a duet or something with him, you're a perfect match. Paula?
Paula: Sorry, it's a no.
Simon: Randy?
Randy: Word.
Simon: That's three no's, I think, goodbye.
-Mike runs out happily-
RS: Um, so, how do you feel?
Mike: Great! They said they're as awesome as my idol, William Hung, and that I should sing with him! Forget you, idol, I'm off to… wherever he lives!!
RS: … Okey dokey, then, whatever makes you happy, next up we have Sam Uley, right after this commercial break!
-A.I. Theme and then commercials-
RS: Welcome back, and next up we have Sam Uley! Sam, how're you feeling today?
Sam: Pretty good, I'm going to sing my favorite song today, I know the lines like the back of my hand everything, so pretty confident.
RS: Great! Go on in, then!
-Sam walks in-
Randy: Yo, dawg, what're you going to sing, man? Word.
Sam: I am going to sing my favorite song.
Simon: Which would be… ?
Sam: A surprise, of course!
Simon: Gawd, I'm scared, o.o
Sam: There ain't no bugs me, there ain't no bugs on me, there may be bugs on some of you mugs, but there ain't no bugs on me!
Paula: Eh… the song from the Advantix commercial?
Sam: ONE MORE TIME!!
Simon: Oh gawd, no, please STOP!
Same: There ain't no bugs on me—
Paula: Security!?
-Security walks up and takes Sam away-
Sam: -Shouts back- THERE MAY BE BUGS ON SOME OF YOU MUGS BUT THERE AIN'T NO BUGS ON MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
-Secuity slams door-
RS: Erm, what a grand finale, Sam. How do you think you did?
Sam: I'm so great they couln't put it to words, so they'll probably contact me later after they get after their speechlessness. :-)
-Sam skips off cheerfully with Emily-
RS: … o.0 Well, now for our next singers, a duet! –Glances at script- Jacob Black and Alice Cullen, doing a duet!
-Alice and Jacob walk up-
RS: So how are you two feeling today?
Alice: Confident, and I can wait for America to see my wonderful talents!
Jacob: Meh. But I have a pwnful costume!
RS: -Looks down- Erm, Jacob, why are you wearing a cloak?
Jacob: Muahahaha…
RS: I'm scared now. The last time we had a guy in a dark cloak was the fat hairy guy in a bikini… o.0 Well, I think the judges are ready for you, go on in… right after this commercial break!
-A.I. theme and commercials-
RS: Okay, let's hope the judges are ready for you…
-Alice and Jacob walk in-
Paula: Hey guys! And your names are…
Simon: Alice and Jacob, -.-;;
Randy: Yo, dawg, what are you wearing, man, dawg, yo?
Jacob: THEY KNOW MY SECRET, LET'S RUN!
Alice: Calm down, he calls everyone dawg.
Randy: Yo, dawg, word.
Simon: What on earth are you wearing?
Jacob: My costume.
Simon: o.0
Paula: Warn us while you can… do you need a wax? You can come back after—
Jacob: NO I'M ONLY 17!!
Paula: O-okay, then, whenever you're ready.
Alice: Okay, ahem. One, two three, four, GOOFY GOOBA!
Jacob: ROCK!
Alice: DUN DA DA DUN, DUN DA DA DUN, WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBAS!
Jacob: ROCK!!
ALICE: GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY GOOBAS!
Jacob: -takes of cloak-
-Randy and Simon: o.0
Paula: MY EYES:(
Jacob: -Stands there in fishnets- ROCK!!!
(A/N: It's still hilarious, but you may not really get it unless if you've seen the Spongebob movie, and remember Patrick wearing fishnets ;D)
Alice: WE'RE ALL—
Simon: Stop, stop, and just get out!
Alice: Can we try something else…?
Randy: Yo, man, dawg, no.
Alice: I didn't see that coming.
-Alice and Jacob walk out-
RS: o.0 … Jacob?
Jacob: THEY ONLY PICK THE PRETTY BOYS WITH THE COOL HAIR AND CLOTHES AND STUFF!!! T.T
Emmett: It's okay, hon.
-Jake sniffs-
-Alice, Jacob, Emmett, and Jake-Emmett JR. stalk out-
RS: Well, that's all the time we have for tonight, tune in next week when we go to Nashville, TN, goodnight!
(A/N: I never thought I'd say this, but I'm sort of out of ideas, so… PM me what you want to see next, if you don't I won't make any more beautiful interviews:( Well, I will when I get more inspiration, but that may take a while… Anyways, PLEASE R&R, OR MY KITTY'LL EAT YOU!! (link to my fat kitty on my profile :K) Thanks for reading!)