(A/N: I finally finished Hell's Unforgiven, so I'm back to this until I get ideas for the extra Ben chappies:) By the way, this chapter is continued from another parody I made that's called Twilight and Harry Potter Randomneshes, or something like that, but it's really bad so you don't have to read it, just know that Harry and Ron are daddies, too, and this is The Daddy Club meeting! Yay! Thanks for reading!)

THE FIRST OFFICIAL DADDY CLUB MEETING

Edward: Ohmigawsh, and what are we doing in Bella's old room again?

Ron: Our Daddy meeting, silly!

Edward: Charlie's right downstairs—

Jacob: Oh, Charlie's a daddy too, we should invite him up here!

Edward: If Charlie knew that four teenage boys were sitting up in her room he'd bust a vein.

-Bella barges through the door and screams-

Bella: What are you doing here!?

Harry: Hey Bella! Sorry, you have to get out since you aren't a Daddy.

Bella: What? o.0

Jacob: It's okay, we haven't officially begun yet; we're still waiting for Cosmo and Emmett.

Bella: GET OUT!

Edward: Great, Charlie's—

Charlie: Bella, what are you doing?

Bella: I—

Charlie: Ooh, is this a Daddy meeting? –Sees sign-

Sign: IT'S A DADDY MEETING! –GIRL at the end is crossed out-

Harry: How'd you guess, are you a fortuneteller? –Honestly surprised-

Charlie: Will you give me twenty bucks if I say yes?

Harry: Um, sure—

Charlie: Then yes!

-Emmett crashes through the window-

Emmett: Lalala, here I am!

Ron: You aren't really a Daddy, you know.

Emmett: How come? T.T

Ron: You're the one that gave birth, duh!

Emmett: Oh no you didn't

Ron: Yeah, I didn't. You did.

Edward: And plus, you creep me out by what you just said, Emmett.

Emmett: Oh yeah, well… YOU HAVE A GIRLY VOICE! So neh!

Edward: Me?

Emmett: No, Ron!

Ron: What?

Emmett: Yeah, and… well, then that means that Cosmo isn't—

-Cosmo bursts through the window-

Cosmo: Aw, It was already crashed through; I didn't get to break it first.

Harry: Wowmigawsh you're like... two-deminsional, o.0

Emmett: Cosmo, you can't be here, just go poof away!

Cosmo: Why? T.T

Harry: You gave birth to your baby!

Cosmo: Does that make Wanda the daddy?

Jacob: Does it?

Edward: Hmm… that makes about as much since as a cannibalistic stick of broccoli. Okay, just let him in.

Ron: What-EVER!

Jacob: First we need a theme song. I was thinking… Fergalicious!

Charlie: Ooh, I could get down wit dat—

Bella: DAD, DON'T TRY!

Charlie: Hmph, fine, how about I Like To Move It?

Ron: Awww, I wanted Hannah Montana:(

Harry: No, I want Hannah Montana!

Jacob: FERGIE!

Charlie: LITTLE LEMURS!

Ron & Harry: HANNAH MONTANA!

Cosmo: Jonas Brothers!

Jacob, Charlie, Ron & Harry: What!?

Edward: SHUT UP! I was thinking Rihanna!

Jacob, Charlie, Ron & Harry: … o.0

Charlie: Cree-py.

Cosmo: xDDD! You said PEE!!

Jacob: Meh, this fanfiction is a total disaster.

Harry: Whatever, onto the next debate; a group president.

Edward: So we'll have, like, elections?

Ron: That's a great idea!

Bella: Oh, no.

(A/N: Muahahaha, elections coming up next, o.0 Sorry about all the song fluff, I was listening to the Glamorous Workout Remix when I wrote this so I just got the urge… xD Yes, I watched the Fairly Odd Baby Special Delivery, get over it, Poof the baby is cooler than you, unless you review, of course, ;) M&M kudos to everyone that does, thanks!)