(Thanks for all of your wonderful reviews, guys! Nycki and I decided kudos are sooo yesterday, so I'm giving out Swiss Rolls instead:D I hope you get fat! –hinthint-)
Edward: … Elections? Oh, no.
Jacob: Oh YEAH! I am sooooo going to win!
Harry: Nobody in their right mind would vote for you.
Jacob: Fine then, I'll just go make my speeches at an asylum!
Charlie: Muahahahahahaha!
Edward, Jacob, Harry, Ron, & Bella: What was that for?
Charlie: Practicing my evil laugh so I can't laugh at you guys when you lose, ;D
Bella: I am so out of here.
- WOOSH! FLASH FORWARD -
Emmett: So… We're here at the Hogwarts dining room to do our speeches?
Edward: Yep, there's probably more people here at Hogwarts than in Forks altogether.
Jacob: This is going to be fun!
Emmett: As long as Dumbledore doesn't come back—
Edward: Oh no!
Jacob: What?
Edward: Oh, nothing, it's just that Dumbledore is actually—
Dumbledore: Hello children!
Everyone including the Houses: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Cosmo: Creepeee…. HAHAHA, I SAID PEE!
Harry: So who's going first?
Edward: I will:)
Jacob: Noooo, I will!
Ron: I NEVER get to go first! Harry gets ALL of the glory!
Cosmo: MEEE!!!
Emmett: Naw, me!
Harry: I beat you all on Google Wars, so I should!
Edward: We'll just see who has the most fans. Who likes ME the most?
-All of the girls squeal and faint-
Edward: I think that means I go first, ;)
Cosmo: Grrr, stupid spiky-haired-bronze-beautiful-mind-reading-know-it-all… Wow, I didn't even know I knew that many words:o
-Edward steps up to the pedestal-
Edward: Should I be crowned president of the Daddy club, I'll make everything fun, everyone gets to live forever, and we can dance to Rihanna all night long! –gets out a giant iPod and turns on Don't Stop The Music-
Jacob: Oh no you don't! –Crashes into iPod and song goes off-
Edward: AIE! You stopped the music! Grrr, I'm going to kill you!
-Edward and Jacob start fighting in the background-
Houses: -All whispering- Daddy club? -insert mad limb here-
Emmett: Ooooh, Mad Limb? I LOVE THAT GAME! Did you ever do the one with the monster bisexual baby sitter with three eyes and—
Harry: Of course it's a Daddy club, what else?
Some random person in Hufflepuff: Wth is the Daddy club, and why do we care?
Ron: … Good point.
-Jake and Edward still fighting in the background-
Emmett: I guess we'll just have to vote amongst ourselves...
Harry: Fine, Edward, Jacob, stop fighting. I knew this would happen, I just wanted to go first and have all of my fangirls squealing for me. Before we vote, do I have any fangirls:D
Houses: -cricket sounds-
Harry: What ev, here's your stupid ballets then.
- WOOSH! ANOTHER FLASH FORWARD! -
Jacob: Okay, okay, we're done voting, who won:D
Harry: Okay, one vote for me, grr… One vote for Ron… One for Emmett… One for Jacob… One for Cosmo… And one for Edward. Well, no one voted for Charlie, so he's out of the running:D
Edward: Everyone voted for themselves, didn't they?
Ron: I did.
Harry: I did.
Jacob: I did.
Emmett: I did.
Cosmo: I did.
Edward: Alright, that didn't work—wait, where IS Charlie?
Dumbledore: Muahahahahahaha!
(If you didn't get it, Dumbledore was Charlie, and if you didn't read my other fanfic, well, Charlie was the one running around in the nude, o.0 Well, so much for the Daddy club, xD I got a lot of people suggesting that I do some more reality shows, but to be honest, I don't watch T.V. as much as I used to, but I have seen Oprah a few times, and I saw The Moment of Truth once, so I'll see what I can do, but how about Survivior:) Remember, you guys need to review so much that you get fat with Swiss Rolls, so start reviewing:D)