(A/N: Okay, so about the reality shows… Idk, I can't think of anything, just waiting for inspiration to fall out of the sky and hit me in the head. UNTIL THEN, I'll just put in some other random casts, this time, POKEMON! FYI: I don't know any Pokemon except for the ubber first 150 and a few from the second season. Many thanks to the pwnful Lanna (lanna-misssunshine) for inspiring me to make another chapter, her stories are sooo much funnier than mine, check them out! Thanks for reading!)

-At the Cullen household-

-Edward, Bella, Alice and Jake sitting in front of the T.V.-

Bella: So… utterly… BORED!

Edward: Jacob, what the heack are you doing here?

Jake: I'm bored. And nothings good on T.V. right now, stupid Time Warner Cable…. Grrr….

Alice: TV! That's what we can do, or, er, watch!

Bella: Jake just said nothing good is on.

Alice: Maybe so, but we have COMCAST! –dun dun dunnn!-

Edward: Whatever. –flips through channels-

Jake: AGH! STOP THERE!

Edward: What?

Jake: THERE!

Edward: -goes back a few channels- I Love New York? o.o

Alice: Edward, you know NOTHING about VH1! That's Flavor of Love, duh!

Jake: NOOO! Kids WB!

Bella: Oh gawd, no.

Alice: Oh, it's Pokemon! It's been so long…

Edward: No, we're not going to watch a kid with little Z's on his face flinging mutated animals in balls everywhere.

Alice: Ew.

Edward: You have a sickening mind.

Jake: Pretty PLEEEEEEEEEASE!

-Rosalie runs in-

Rosalie: WHERE'S EMMETT?

Jake: …

Rosalie: WELL?

Jake: …Filing divorce papers… T.T

Bella: What? Why?

Jake: None of his fans wanted him being gay, of course MY fans could care less—

Edward: What fans?

Jake: SHUT UP! My fans could care less, but noooo, Emmett doesn't want to ruin his reputation, so he rips Emmett-Jake Jr. away from me! –sobs-

-Rosalie backs out slowly…-

Alice: Hahaha, sucks for you. Now, then, let's watch Pokemon!

Edward: No, I have the remote, and we're watching Liberty's Kids.

Alice: WHAT?

Edward: I like the redhead… o.o

Bella: WHAT!!!???

Alice: If you don't turn the channel—oh, I see Bella going back to Jake since he's free and since you won't let us watch TV.

Jake: YOU DO:OD

Bella: You do?

Edward: Bella, what does Jake have to do with watching Pokemon?

Bella: -In an echoey voice- Hmm… I don't want Eddie falling in love with that redhead, and I want to see Pikachu too anyways… what the hell, why not?

Edward: Bella… Why are you talking into a can?

Bella: -throws can on the other side of the room- I'm making a dramatic effect by expressing my inner thoughts out loud… Um, sure, let's go to the MOVIES Jake!

Edward: NO! Fine, grrr, take the remote Alice.

Alice: Yipee! w

-Theme song plays and Alice and Jake sing along-

Alice and Jake: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!

Bella: Wtc, they changed the theme song!

Edward: they changed it a loooooong time ago, -.-

Alice and Jake: DUN DUN DUN DUN, TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST; TO TRAIN THEM IS MAH CAAAAAAAAUSE!

Bella: Um… guys… you're singing the wrong words… They updated the lyrics!

Alice: Wait a second; I'll be right back! –runs into the kitchen-

Edward: - curled up in a ball- I'm scared.

Bella: be afraid. Be very afraid.

Alice: EDWAAAAARD! WHERE DID ESME PUT THE SHARPIES?

Edward: Oh gawd, no!

Alice: PLLLLLEEEEEEESH?

Edward: LEFT OF THE FRIDGE! What am I doing?

Alice: THANKS! –runs back in-

Bella: Alice, why do you need a Sharpie?

Alice: -smears Sharpie on cheeks- Does that look like a Z?

Jake: Ooo, I want some!

Alice: No, it's MY Sharpie! Get your own.

-Ash jumps out of the screen and pulls them into the TV-

Edward: W-T-F?

(A/N: Mwahahahaha, more Pokemon randomnesses to come in the next chapter:K Note to Ten years and Hell's Unforgiven readers, I've still got writers block, it's STILL going to be a while… Sorry! By the way, Liberty's Kids IS cool, and it's got teh best theme song EVER! Seriously, xD Please review, thanks for reading!)