(Hey guys! I might be inactive on all of my stories for a bit because I just found this ubber new Twilight role playing forum, and everyone there is so nice I'm addicted! By the way, I'm dedicating this chapter to the ubber people who deal with my randomness in the C-box: Jordan (Edward), Anna (Rosalie), Miss Bella, Addi, Stephine! Enjoy!)

Jake: Oh. Em. Gee. I'm on camera! –waves to camera- Hi Billy!

Alice: Camera? This is a reality show?

Ash: Woah. What kind of pokemonmonzzzz are you guysez?

Bella: We aren't Pokemon!

-Brock makes mini money men in the corner-

Jake: What are you doing?

Brock: That retarted AMY with her gay brother MATT and that hippie lezbo SUNSET all stole my job, so I spend the rest of my days here on the set making these awesome mini money men.

Alice: … Why?

Brock: Because they're better than origami birds, that's why!

Jake: It's MAY, MAX AND DAWN, GAWD!

Edward: I don't know what's scarier, the fact that we're on a 7 year old's Chinese show or that you know the character's names.

Jake: JAPANESE!

Alice: Scarier.

Ash: -Sings to self and does hand signs- Chinese, Japanese, milk carton, DOLLY PARTON!

Bella: Where's Misty?

Edward: BELLLLAAAA! WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING ME?

Alice: Would you be happier if I told you Misty is a redhead like Elizabeth? (A/N: From Liberty's Kids)

Edward: -drools- Is she?

Jake: Actually she is.

-Misty pops in-

Misty: Hay guys! –has ubber blonde hair.

Jake: NOOO, YOU'RE A FREEKIN BRITNEY SPEARS FOLLOWER, FIRST YOU WERE A REDHEAD NOW UR LIKE… A BLONDE!

Alice: That's not Britney Spears!

Jake: Fine. Jamie.

Alice: You are SO sad! LL the one that went from redhead to blonde!! And besides, that was like, so 5 years ago!

Jake: Is LL like, a rapper or something?

Alice: -grits teeth- Lindsay. Lohan.

Ash: OOH, OHH, PICK ME! PICK ME!

Bella: What? Whatever, what do you want?

Ash: I wanna be MICHAEL JACKSON!

Bella: Um…okay?

-Ash drags his feet across the set-

Edward: Was that supposed to be the moonwalk?

Ash: I. Don't Know. :o

Alice: Edward, you DO know Michael Jackson!

Edward: Yepperz! He's a basketball player with AIDS:33

Alice: -screams- NO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW SPORTS AND THAT'S MICHEL JORDAN AND MAGIC JOHNSON! Wait… how DO I know that?

Brock: I know Michael Jackson.

Bella: You do?

Brock: Yep. And I know how he went gay.

Bella: YOU DO?

Brock: Yep.

-…-

Bella: HOW!?

-Brock grinz evilly-

Alice: Evilly? Bad choice of words…

Edward: OMFG, How do you do it, you're like, freekin blind!

Alice: Shut up! Wait, where's Pikachu?

Ash: -sniffle- He ran away to join the Wiggle Brothers.

Alice: Ew, that sounds wrong. Wiggle Brothers? I know everyone in the media, but no Wiggle Brothers…

Ash: Well d'oh, The Jonas Brothers and Wiggles got together and went gay since nobody likes them!

Alice: I like them… .-.

Jake: WHAT?

Alice: Er, The Jonas Brothers I mean.

Bella: Does that mean Pikachu went gay?

Ash: Well you know, there's 4 Wiggles and 3 Jonas Brothers, and nobody likes Kevin since his hair is retarded now, and nobody wanted to do a threesome…

Edward: Ew, that is so wrong.

Brock: I know, right? I mean, Kevin's like, the best!

Alice: No, Nick is!

Bella: what about Joe?

Edward: HEY!

Jake: So… Where's Pikachu now?

Ash: He's living with them now…

Brock: We have to go save him! Mini money men, ATTACK!

(A/N: More Wiggles Brothers to come the next time I can update… by the way, if you want the link to the role play just ask me, it's really awesome, small, and literate too… Hey, I can be literate when I want to be! Anyways, You can also talk to me LIVE on the C-box if you get bored, or if you want to role play my character is Vera, and yes there's a plot, but there's also a bunch of other different boards if you don't want to be in it. Enough advertising, TTYL!)