(A/N: Mwahaha… I went bowling today and got 16 straight gutter-balls and my score at the end was 3… well, actually 20, but I quit halfway through because I was having a sugar rush, and then in my Crash Stage I felt like I was going to puke from so much soda, Skittles and french fries… So my friend took over near the end and bumped my score up some… So um, yeah, bathe in my glory as I, The Gutter Queen, add the next addition of TWILIGHT INTERVIEW GONE BAD… It isn't really an interview anymore, is it? By the way, I don't know the Wiggles' actual names, so I'm calling them by their colors, xD Happy Early Easter!)

AT THE WIGGLE BROTHERS HOUSEHOLD

Ken: Haaaaaaaaay guys

Kevin: Who the crap are you?

Ken: Barbie dumped me, can I join your band?

Nick: NO!

Ken: Why?

Purple: Because there's no one else for you to hook up with, unless we kick out Pikachu…

Ken: ZOMG PIKACHU?

Pikachu: -extremely low voice- Pika, pika.

Ken: That means whatever.

Kevin: Do you think a low manly voice makes you manlier, Pikachu? Well you weren't so manly LAST NIGHT!

Ken: Ew.

Yellow: No it doesn't, it means NEVER, -insert long stream of cusswords that would make this fanfiction M if it isn't already-

Ken: Oh yeah? Well… um… YOU'RE THE GAYEST OF ALL THE WIGGLESES! SO HA!

Yellow: We aren't the WIGGLESES anymore, we're the WIGGLE BROTHERS!

Ken: You're still gay.

Yellow: Why?

Ken: Yellow's a girly color.

Joe: Nope, purple is.

Purple: Why?

Joe: It's close to pink :3

Blue: Why'd you make a :3 face? Do you LIKE pink?

Joe: Well, pfft, I never said I hated it!

Ken: PLZZ! I'll be turquoise if you kick SOMEBODY out!

Kevin: Turquoise?

-The Twilight and Pokemon gang burst in-

Brock: We're here to save you Pika—Ooh, hay Ken!

Jake: You know Ken?

Brock: Well he's better than those scary peg-leg boy Bratz!

Edward: You played with Barbies?

Brock: They weren't Barbies! Barbie is a person, and shouldn't be pluralized! They were… Anti-feminine action figures.

Bella: Anti-feminine?

Brock: WHATEVER! I didn't know how to fold mini-money-men FOREVER!

Alice: Whatever, we HAVE to save Pikachu!

Ash: Do we?

Pikachu: PIKA?

Kevin: He said WHAT?

Edward: Mm, the translator? – AH BAD IMAGES! I'm scarred for life!

Kevin: Hehehe…

Edward: ZOMG! That is so wrong, Kevin! Pokemon don't have nipples!

Bella: Edward, are you okay?

Edward: AH, THE FLUFFY LEMON YAOI, IT BURNS! –Writhes on floor-

Bella: Haha.

Alice: You're laughing?

Bella: Kevin's as bad as Jane, terrible hairstyle included. Hehehehehehe…

Alice: Once again: YOU'RE LAUGHING?

Bella: Well, tchya!

Alice: That's mean:-(

Edward: Belllllllaaaaa!

Ash: …Where's this Jacob?

Bella: Hehehe…

Alice: -smacks Bella- Stop that, we have to help Edward! Wow, um, Bella… last I checked you were only a little taller than me…

Bella: Um… Broccoli. Yes, I made mutated broccoli that gave me a ginormus growth spurt.

Alice: Oh, okay! And since when did your voice get so low?

Bella: …Steroids?

-Babe Ruth walks in-

Babe Ruth: Mmmm…. Good stuff, mah friend.

-Babe Ruth exits-

Nick: Ah, yes, Babe Ruth… good times…

Bella: Poor Hannah:-(

Blue: So… um… you don't want Pikachu anymore?

Ash: Naw, go ahead and take 'im, I've had him for like, 14 years anyways, or well, since '94. Don't mice only live for like, 2 years?

Brock: WTF, where's Jake?

Bella: Heeheehee.

Edward: What did you do with Bella, Jake?

"Bella" aka Jake: Aww…

Edward: All you did was put on one of Purple's blouses and miniskirts.

Purple: Hay, why were you going through my man-thong drawer?

Edward: -starts writhing again-

Alice: Ew, I was wondering why you haven't shaved your legs in a while "Bella"! What did you do to the real Bella?

Jake: Nuthin… Just, er…Well, um… Hannah Montana took her hostage.

Alice: Oh no! How?

Jake: They kidnapped her on the way here.

Edward: -finally stops twitching- And you didn't say anything?

Jake: It was the perfect opportunity to wear a miniskirt!

Alice: … Bella doesn't WEAR miniskirts, anyways!

Jake: -shifty eyes-

Brock: Er, you guys go ahead, Ash and I are going to join the Wiggles Brothers:o

Ash: Yay!

Jake: Wow.

Kevin: So you're leaving me out?

Edward: -finally stops twitching- No… you're coming with us… Mitchel's going to need a new buddy; otherwise he looks gay hanging out with Emily and Miley.

Jake: He is gay.

Alice: -gasp- Yay, Eddie, you know their names! I'm so proud to call you my brother! –glomps-

Edward: Get off me! And don't call me Eddie! We have to go save Bella!

Jake: Can we save her?

Alice: You say, you say, we can't do anythang, I say, I say we can do anythang!

Edward: those aren't the words are they?

Alice: … No. :-( Way to ruin my ego, Eddie!

(A/N: Get ready for Hannah Montana randomness, coming up!)