(A/N: Hey people! Does anyone watch Death Note? Omg, if you haven't seen my blog yet, I'm totally obsessed, with Near especially!! :33 Maybe even more than Edward, which is saying something, but anyways, I need help. A few months ago I saw this vid on YouTube about someone with Barbies making up Edward and Bella's wedding, and they casted Jake as a cat, it was hilarious! … Anyways, I lost it, I tried searching stuff like "funny Barbie wedding twilight" etc, but I can't find it ANYWHERE! And I wanted to see it again… :( Anyways, if someone could give me a link or something that'd be spectacular and Near and I would share our Play-Doh with you, :3 Eh… Anyways, here's the next chapter of INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES TWILIGHT STYLE!)
-Everyone runs into the beach set-
Ken: O-M-G! IT'S FREAKING HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah: Effin niblets!
Edward: Wow that sounds so wrong.
Alice: What did you do with Bella?!
Lilly: Mwahaha…
Oliver: ZOMG, where'd you guys come from?
Jake: The Wiggles Brother's house.
Lilly: But--
Alice, Ed and Jake: DON'T ASK!
Hannah: Oh, the old Jonas Brothers? I haven't seen them in soooo long… Where's my Nick? He left me just as Nick Jr. came along!
Jake: Nick Jr.? OMG ISN'T THAT THE CHANNEL WITH BUNNYTOWN?! AND HANDY MANNY!?
Edward: o.0
Jake: Err, I mean… Um… Manlytown… yep, where everyone kills everybody. Yeah. Lots of gore.
Alice: How do you explain Handy Manny?
Jake: He's a handy MAN! Duh, it's a about a Mexican terrorist that gives his tools steroids and nicotine so they fly around fixing people's um… Windows… which were shot out in the WAR at the finale of the first season… yeah…
Hannah: Nope, Nick and I had a BABY! We broke the pattern, though. Britney had one, then Lindsay, then Jamie Lynn, Britney's little sister, so Lindsay's little sister (A/N: Yes she has one) should've been next. OH WELL!
Ken: I don't get why she LIKES the old Jonas Brothers, they're stupid, and—
Jake: You're the one who wanted to join them.
Ken: POO YOU! Well—
Hannah: They're better than the Naked Brothers—
Jake: ROFLMFAO!!
Hannah: --Band. Idiot.
Lilly: Well DUUUUH! The Naked Brothers band is obviously starting their PUBERTY! That's why they sing like girls!
Oliver: I don't like the p-word!! :(
Lilly: What, piss?
Oliver: You didn't even SAY—No!
Lilly: Oooh, period.
Oliver: WHAT? Wtc is that?
Hannah: Well— -stupid HM cast distracted-
Edward: PSSST! ALICE! Go get Bella!
Alice: Where is she?
-stong wind blows and Jake's miniskirt goes up-
Edward: ACK! JACOB, TAKE THAT MINISKIRT OFF!
Jake: Ew, Edward, I know we've known each other a while, and we were in a tent together one night, but—
Edward: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?
Jake: I don't wear pants; I'm a werewolf, d'oh!
Edward: Jake, I thought you didn't wear shirts, not pants!
Jake: Oh yeah, that's right… Hmmm…
Alice: WHERE'S BELLA?
Edward: Okay, here's what we'll do. Go find Bella, leave Ken here. 'Kay?
Alice: Oh, genius plan, redhead.
Edward: Whatever, ready? Break!
Jake: Hmmm, I think I know where she might be. One time, there was this episode where Jackson didn't refill the toilet paper, so Billy Ray Cyrus was left in the bathroom reading shampoop bottles.
Edward: Shampoop?
Jake: Well doi, that's why Miley's hair is brown.
Edward: Who's Miley?
Alice: You knew last chapter!
Edward: I was reading my script!
Alice: Then leave this to us—Jacob, why were you watching Hannah Montana?
Jake: … Um… it was the only thing on… Stupid Time Warner…
Edward: Wow, considering you watch "Manlytown" and "Handy Manny" it makes me wonder what else was on, if it was worse than THAT.
Jake: Well, there was LazyTown, and it totally helps workout mah guns –flexes microscopic muscles- but Stephanie acting all gay.
Alice: Who's Stephanie? Isn't that the pink haired girl?
Jake: Yep, she's purdy… :3
Alice: Creepy. Well, let's go find Bella!
Oliver: EWW!! I SO DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Lilly: Sorry!
Hannah: Who's Bella?
Edward: Short brunette, floral scent…
Alice: Bad sense of fashion, hates shopping…
Jake: Wet blanket, bad at punching, always nagging, in love with freekin leeches…
Edward & Alice: o.o
-Jake continues rambling-
Lilly: Oh, I think we saw her, didn't Rico take her hostage?
Hannah: Oh yeah, they're over there behind that shack; he wanted to play 7 Minutes in Heaven.
Edward: -busts a vein- YAAAARGH! I'LL SAVE YOU BELLA!
Jake: Wow, hehe, he'd freak if I told him what Bella and I really did after that night at the campfire in La Push….
Edward: AHA! Bella… You… and this 7 YEAR OLD?
Rico: -deep manly voice- Hehehehehe…
Jake: AH! MEXICAN TERRORIST! He's been giving Bella SPEED, CRANK, ICE, ETC! Hehehe, I looked that up on Wikipedia, Edward, so I must be smarter than you. Do you know what Speed, Crank and ice are? Of course you don't, because you aren't caught up with this generation like I AM!
Edward: They're other words for Meth. Would you SHUT UP?
Bella: EDWARD! –glomps- You FINALLY saved me!
Alice: Okay, we got Bella, now… How do we get out of the T.V.?
(A/N: I'm so sorry, I totally dissed BunnyTown, but really I think it's cool, B3 Actually I died laughing myself at the Handy Manny part, but anyways, by the way, I'd like to thank my little sister for helping me with the character names and episode help, I know their celeb names because I adore Tiger Beat, but I never watch the show – luckily, ;) Please review, thankies!!)